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Paperwork for fun!


Connor

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Paperwork is used everywhere around the station; from additional access, job transfers, and cyborgification. Not all paperwork is created to impede or choke, sometimes it's made for fun! What's your favorite fun bits of paperwork?

To start out this thread, I'll showcase my Fashion Violation citation for whenever I'm playing security and bored on Green alert.

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Nanotrasen Science Station Cyberiad Security Department

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[large][b]Fashion Violation (S1031)[/b][/large]

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[b]Did you dress in the dark?[/b]
[small]While fashion may not be your passion,
remember that the rest of us have to look at you.[/small][/center]

[b]Violation[/b]:
[b]Fee[/b]: 300 Credits
[b]Issuing Officer[/b]: $
[b]Issued to[/b]: $
[b]Signed[/b] [sign]
[center][small]I'm not all that critical, I'm just trying to keep the peace.[/small][/center]

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In case you ever have no idea what to write for a violation refer to this handy list!

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Accessories abuse
All-around terrible choices
Did not meet the party requirements
Exceeding the color limit
Excessive denim
Excessive layers
Horrible outfit
Improper headwear
Insufficient effort
Out of season scarf
Over the cute limit
Overly formal
Overly informal
Socks with sandals
Too comfortable
Too tacky for words
Wardrobe malfunction
You call those shoes?

 

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