NTSAM Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 WARNING: giant heartbreaking story below, only read if you want to cri errytime ;_; Honker Bonker could not juggle. No matter how much he tried. As amusing a feat as this would be, this poor clown can not juggle. He just can't. Then, one day, a greytiding nymph broke out of Botany. It killed the Security team, it killed the CMO, it killed Pun Pun, it even killed the AI! Being the robust clown he is, Bonker went yolo and rushed the nymph like a noscoping MLG pr0. It seemed as though all was lost for the nymph, as a single juggle would disorientate him to death somehow because fuck logic and fuck you. Sadly, because that asshole clown could not juggle, the nymph wiggled free. clown ded cuz he cant juggle tl;dr give clowns a *juggle emote to juggle stuff in their hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coldflame Posted September 22, 2015 Share Posted September 22, 2015 aren't clowns supposed to be completely incompentent rather than skilled entertainers? this'd probably work better for the mime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tauka Usanake Posted September 23, 2015 Share Posted September 23, 2015 No, I'm pretty sure this doesn't count under the "incompentent" area. Juggling is a fairly useless feat and clowns should be able to do just that. Let it be the only time they can have dangerous items on them that won't result in their self-murder [spoiler2]unless clumsiness isn't a thing for clowns anymore[/spoiler2] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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