PokeMoney Posted July 26, 2015 Share Posted July 26, 2015 Name: Winders Visto Age: 85 years of service Gender: Speaks like male Race: IPC Blood Type: NanoTransen Premium SMES Oil (-O) General Occupational Role(s): Shaft Miner Engineer Captain Bartender Biography: Winders Visto was found in a landfill, uprooted by the explosion of SS08. Someone had combined an old monitor with the main tower of a computer. The operating system it was running was "Windows Vista", and the provided hardware proved that it was all it could handle. After years of upgrades, it was commissioned to be a working unit, and was the pride of budget robotics. It is now running a NanoTransen offshoot of Linux Lynx, with the same hard-drive and active processes that it was originally found with. This IPC has a tendency to be rude, crude, and lewd. It is also said that he is severe kleptomania, driving him to trespass into places where he is not supposed to be, to grab things he is not supposed to have. [Clearance: CentCom] Operated one year on SS08 as a guest terminal, was found after the explosion to be intact in the landfill Qualifications: Loaded with multiple job files, and possible a bit of malware that leaked in from a random place Employment Records: SS14: 15 years Total [Dismissed] SS03: 30 years Total [Dismissed] SS12: 5 CentCom Plasma Mining: NOT RECORDED Security Records: Multiple cases of Theft, all dismissed Medical Records: Constant grinding sound in head, undetermined. Personnel Photo (Appearance text): Standing proud, and vibrating the slightest, Winders Visto stands in glory, but you can also notice that his monitor shifts when he sees an object he likes. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: Last to complain, first to screw you over for his benefit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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