johannhawk Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 (edited) 5 am when the round starts be bluesheild and get your things packed around the station. chat with the NT rep...about the heads probably going to be incompetent. get reports about cult over radio and push the heads towards red alert. finish getting my things packed and moving things alongs, like a null rod since the chaplain farted on his own bible so hes useless. kill slime infestation and give NT rep a stuffed animal and a pet rock. go around searching suspected cultists, IE people that got reported over radio by random people who yelled for help. and it worked if cultist does not have contraband, give cup ramen filled with holy water as a apology, they drank it. one of them tried to slip me, i yelled: SUBMIT TO WATERING and tazed him and watered him with the holy water. singulo gets loose...and i push the captain into blue alert... me and a bunch of doctors and the NT rep fled to the research outpost. the round ends and it turns out i was their sacrifice target...and i deconverted every single one most of them except the two who were eaten by singulo Edited June 19, 2015 by Guest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeysfist101 Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 one of them tried to slip me, i yelled: SUBMIT TO WATERING and tazed him and watered him with the holy water. I was that cultist. All of Grugg's jobs are taken. Decide to play as M'rasha, Grugg's sister. Join as botanist. Go to pick up gear at locker room. Get ganked by cultists and converted. Just want to grow plants and shit. Nar'Sie tells me to get my ass in gear. Assemble the cultists. Nobody has a frigg'n tome. Nar'Sie says kill Max. Damn. Get named the Champion of Nar'Sie. Lure Max into maintenance. Failed banana slip. Wait for negotiations. Silent b'zap. No, "SUBMIT TO WATERING." Point out violation of SOP. Get forcibly de-converted by Max while cuffed. Lose memory of cult. Start walking to bar. Beat by a combination of security and greyshirts screaming, "cultists." Bucklecuffed to insertion. Bleeding pretty bad. Ask the officers to talk to Max for alibis. Shitcurity A hobbles out with cane to get holy water. Shitcurity B that I need medical attention. Shitcurity B bandages me and takes my radio when I try to call for Max. Shitcurity A commes back and smashed glass of holy water on me and gives a few jolly stabs with broken glass for good measure. Dying. HoS comes by. Plead for life. HoS tazes me for being a "cultist." Captain shows up with 12 gauge and asks, "Shotgun to the head or holy water?" Beg for life and tell him to talk to Max. Condom counts down to zero. BOOM, HEADSHOT! Still_Alive.mp3 Slowly die in horrible agony. Never found Max. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidchan Posted June 19, 2015 Share Posted June 19, 2015 Shitcurity being shitcurity. >Looks back at shitcurity thread and security players claiming shitcurity spawns from hostile players and greytide >shitcurity assaulting peaceful and nonthreatening crew and deconverted antags. Paradise folks. It's everyone's fault but the person who'se job it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johannhawk Posted June 19, 2015 Author Share Posted June 19, 2015 one of them tried to slip me, i yelled: SUBMIT TO WATERING and tazed him and watered him with the holy water. I was that cultist. All of Grugg's jobs are taken. Decide to play as M'rasha, Grugg's sister. Join as botanist. Go to pick up gear at locker room. Get ganked by cultists and converted. Just want to grow plants and shit. Nar'Sie tells me to get my ass in gear. Assemble the cultists. Nobody has a frigg'n tome. Nar'Sie says kill Max. Damn. Get named the Champion of Nar'Sie. Lure Max into maintenance. Failed banana slip. Wait for negotiations. Silent b'zap. No, "SUBMIT TO WATERING." Point out violation of SOP. Get forcibly de-converted by Max while cuffed. Lose memory of cult. Start walking to bar. Beat by a combination of security and greyshirts screaming, "cultists." Bucklecuffed to insertion. Bleeding pretty bad. Ask the officers to talk to Max for alibis. Shitcurity A hobbles out with cane to get holy water. Shitcurity B that I need medical attention. Shitcurity B bandages me and takes my radio when I try to call for Max. Shitcurity A commes back and smashed glass of holy water on me and gives a few jolly stabs with broken glass for good measure. Dying. HoS comes by. Plead for life. HoS tazes me for being a "cultist." Captain shows up with 12 gauge and asks, "Shotgun to the head or holy water?" Beg for life and tell him to talk to Max. Condom counts down to zero. BOOM, HEADSHOT! Still_Alive.mp3 Slowly die in horrible agony. Never found Max. i feel extremely shit now... and there were three HoS's on manifest... im sorry ;-; next time i shall try getting a bunch of stamped papers for diplomatic immunity just for the deconverted antags... edit: the biggest mistake that i did was to do all of that stuff without being security...but they werent so keen on going to the library and actually picking up a bible, and the chaplain farted on his. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
De Onut Posted June 20, 2015 Share Posted June 20, 2015 I was the NT Rep. Decide to play as Zikar as usual Join as NTR Because I've recently unlocked it Chat with Max because he's one of my favorite Blueshield bros, have no Idea who the fuck most of command is so we're pretty sure they're incompetent. Hears about Cultists, not too worried, stun-cane protects. Reports to Central, later sends a fax containing a rune-paper to confirm. Head down to xenobiology hearing about slime infestation, I find a giant rainbow basilisk dead and drag it back to my office. >aww yis basilisk trophy Later, while Max is handling cultists, I find the Mime buckle-cuffed to the electric chair while investigating a report that CC got. Leave after freaking out at the HoS. Apparently he and the Warden were using 'advanced interrogation tactics'. No idea why the FUCK they used the electric chair to cuff him to. Hear Mime screaming for help over radio, he's being executed (His original charge was trespassing) Leg it as fast as I can to Security. I pass by the HoS, don't really care as I'm trying to save the Mime. Run into the execution room, where a prox-signaller combo immediately activates when I come in, killing the mime. Proceeds to freak out, get the Mime to cloning, and report to Central. HoS kills himself before I can fax central. Apparently he was banned, gets OOC thanks in fax for calling HoS out. Later... CE is consumed by singularity, singularity is level 4 in contaiment. Oh god it's going to get loose Fax central atleast twice, once telling them to monitor it, and once telling them to BSA it before it gets loose. Lord Singulo goes loose. Run like hell to the bridge, use the Captain's office to send off another fax hoping for mercy. No luck. Leg it down near escape, decide to run to RD's office for one last fax. No luck. Max and I run like hell from a level 6 singularity, I have the AI hold the research outpost shuttle so he can get on. Level 6 Singulo eats our engine and sets us on fire, but we launch just in time to escape it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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