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Happy Chems(Seratonin)


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People need to feel happy. Chemicals should be able to do this for you!

 

Chemical name: Seratonin

Will give you messages that say "You feel happy", makes you smile sometimes.

When OD, you smile your face off, take brain damage, and you begin to have seizures.

 

Metabolization rate 2.5

It must go out of your body very quickly.

 

This drug could be produced by being hugged, drinking alcohol, doing narcotics, and eating cake.

 

Of course, if you have happy chemicals, you obviously need ecstasy!

 

Ecstasy(Oh my god too happy)

Decays into 80 units Seratonin and 25 units depressonium instantly on entering body

Heals brain damage(nearly offsetting Seratonin OD)

Metabolization rate: N/A

 

Of course, when you do ecstasy, you need to crash into spiraling depression when you run out of happy chems. Thus, Depressonium.

 

Chemical Name: Depressonium

If there is Seratonin in your body, does nothing.

If there is no Seratonin, makes you drunk, makes you cry, and gives you messages of sadness.

 

Recipe:

Ethanol

Vodka and Tonic

Driest Martini

Whiskey Cola

Plasma(Catalyst)

 

And that is my terrible idea. *bows*

 

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