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The Clown Console


DaveTheHeadcrab

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So -- I mentioned this as a joke in OOC during a round, but it kind of caught on and Ponies asked me to post a formal suggestion here because he thought it was a good idea. The idea goes as follows: The clown must gather enough Bananium to construct a 'Clown Console'. With this clown console you could call in the HONK squad. A squad of highly trained HONK specialists equipped with Clown Hardsuits, Military-Grade bike horns, and highly experimental banana peels, as well as fully outfitted HONK mech suits in a situation HONK levels on the station are critically low. I figure it would work the same was as the ERT, pulling from the pool of dead players to gear up and then deploy the HONK-mobile to the station to assist in getting HONK levels back into acceptable parameters.

 

EDIT: Sprited the console.

https://www.dropbox.com/sh/rdy8tlkf1a6r4d2/XfHcnPm57w

 

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to prevent greifing of this and they will be (mostly) considered hostile, people will end up calling ert or try attacking them to prevent the chaos they will make. It should be more of an event, like the nuke event. Where only the clown on the ship is notified and may choose to, or not to, spread the coming of the blessing of their honkmother. Also I think they should have a objective as to capture and abduct the mime.

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The Clown Console needs to also function as a Security Camera computer, a non-ID-locked Communications console, a non-ID-locked ID Console, and have the options to set everyone to arrest, release the singularity, and toggle the bolts on all doors on the station Z-level in order to maximize the HONK output.

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The Clown Console needs to also function as a Security Camera computer, a non-ID-locked Communications console, a non-ID-locked ID Console, and have the options to set everyone to arrest, release the singularity, and toggle the bolts on all doors on the station Z-level in order to maximize the HONK output.

You forgot the corrupt AI button

The "Replace all security weapons with waterguns"

Shock all doors

Make all scrubbers eject space lube

Send ASCII message to centcom showing a clown flipping them off

 

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