Jguytriple5 Posted March 21, 2015 Share Posted March 21, 2015 Disclaimer, this is not a real guide and is to be seen as a joke Step 1: Identify the race of your surgery patient. Does it look like a guy with a monitor for a head? not a vox. Does it look like a guy with purple skin? not a vox. Does it look like a catbeast? not a vox. Does it look like a scary giant bird/lizard creature? that's the vox you're looking for. Step 2: Remove their nitrogen tank to and add anesthetics. Step 3: Cut their head open. Step 4: Remove the weird object that is in their head according to the scanner. Step 5: Remove anesthetics Step 6: Get yelled at by the CMO for removing a vox's cortical stack Step 7: Say: "no problémo boss, we'll just shove him into the cloner" Step 8: realize you fucked up Step 9: Dump the cortical stack in disposals Step 10: Become wanted for murder. Step 11: Hide in the fire equipment room in escape Step 12: Wait untill the shuttle is called Step 13: Put on a gasmask and remove your ID Step 14: Blend in with the crowd Step 15: Get away scott free with manslaughter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davidchan Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I mean, really. Who charges you with murder for killing a vox? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumiluntti Posted April 6, 2015 Share Posted April 6, 2015 I mean, really. Who charges you with murder for killing a vox? Loads of voxies in command staff. Damn birdbrains! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamkad1 Posted February 11, 2017 Share Posted February 11, 2017 cut off vox head, smack it onto a human, profit! hes probally gonna kill him/herself unless you put him in a hulk body, but in that case your at fault for everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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