Mortality and you: How not to die!

[PokeMoney]

 

In this guide we will be going over the jobs most likely to die, and how to NOT die. (I know FrakkiM made a guide on this, I am just touching on it a bit more)

Jobs with a higher mortality rate will get a more detail look in how not to die.

 

The jobs with high mortality rate seem to be:

CLOWN: The clown gets beaten, abused, and generally just spat on in the hallways. He is there for your entertainment and when he is failing at that, he gets beaten against his will for your entertainment.

SHITCURITY (Good security will not die): Shitcurity are the lowest of the low. They don't do their job, they abuse everyone. They tend to have vigilantes always after them when they don't do their job, and that his how they die.

CANNIBAL CHEF: Usually any cannibal chef will end up dieing because apparently people don't like flesh meat (Hehe get the pun).

VIGILANTE (This is more of a personality type death): Usually if you decided to be a vigilante you end up dieing or being beaten for going after shitcurity or a terrorist mime (The terrorist mime part was horrible in my experience). Security is always confused and unless you mindlessly spam what the horrible deeds the person was doing there will be little to no action until you confront your target.

ASSISTANT: This is obvious. Everyone hates you.

HoP: They always die for some reason, because they decide to go for walks instead of doing their job and end up getting robusted by and angry assistant.

 

How to live longer:

CLOWN: Try not to annoy people much and stay away from Shutcurity.

SHITCURITY: Do your job properly, get evidence BEFORE you shoot lethal shots. AND DON'T CONSTANTLY FIRE LETHAL SHOTS!

CANNIBAL CHEF: Don't be a cannibal. If you must do it on already dead people that have been there a while (Don't actually murder anyone)

VIGILANTE: If you are going to be a vigilante raise an army (Even a small one works) and let security know who you're after and what they've done (Unless it's one of them).

ASSISTANT: Don't be an assistant, but if you must, try not to steal high priced and lethal things

HoP: Do your job, Stay in office, and maybe hire a security to guard you.

 

5 General life prolonging things:

(1): Do your job: I cannot emphasis this enough, you gotta do the job correctly to prevent angry people.

(2): Obey the law: If you obey the law, shitcurity has no reason to shoot you (Although they will anyways sometime)

(3): Don't throw random things: They tend to hit people if you do.

(4): Don't steal: Stolen things tend to get you robusted

(5): If you are being stalked, report it: This should be obvious but I have killed a lot of people as a traitor by just stalking them into privacy. Just report it to security, or get a security friend to follow you and guard you.

 

#1 tip for traitors: Don't do it in public!

 

[Fj45]

Number 1 tip to stay alive: play atmos tech and run around atmospherics in your hardsuit the entire shift.

[belarion]

 

Not a tip to actually stay alive, but a great way to die is to be a scientist with a voice activated max cap transfer valve bomb in your back pack.

Its great for dealing with ninjas.

 

[Fj45]

Rushing a nuke squad with a bomb in your backpack would be a pretty damn awesome way to go out.

[Basilisk132mm]

 

Guide How to stay alive, short version:

 

 

[Qinetix]

 

Better tips:

- Always carry a large oxygen tank around, a flash light and a crowbar.

- Depending on your job, some PDA cartridges might actually help (like calling beepsky for help mind you or informing someone of your imminent death and where)

- When you scream for help , scream for the damn location or don't bother screaming at all , maybe state the type of danger if possible

- Suit sensors, enable them to the MAX , maybe some medic is actually overwatching the Crew Monitoring Computer and maybe there is some nice guy in TeleScience to teleport your body in case you die

- If you are a security officer and you were unlucky enough to loose your baton to that assistant that is currently murdering you , examine them and set them on arrest

- The pAI is not a talking box that is to be ignored

- Alt Click the tile you want to pick up the item from, interract with it , or examine (works with bodies and other objects as well)

- See that Mime? Don't fuck with him , he virtually leaves no traces and can make you his bitch at any given time by mashing a bottle over your head and restraining your poor ass (hope he didn't fill that bottle with fuel), unlike his noisier counterpart which is most likely going to be robusted to hell after anyone sees any suspicious behavior. Don't fuck with mimes, they are dangerous.

-If the AI Is malfunctioning this is what you need to do:

+Security : Cyborgs are vulnerable to Ion Rifles (if they declare red alert) , Flash bangs and flashes, disable them and destroy them if Science fails

+Medical : Help injured , make thermite or , if lucky , EMP grenades if Cargo is generous

+Cargo : Aid the station with equipment and materials

+Science: Blow up the borgs with the console , blow up the AI core with a TeleScience Plasma Oxygen Tank Valve assembly , flash any cyborgs if you are a roboticist and remove their power cell

+Engineering : BREAK INTO THAT FUKKEN AI CORE , DISABLE THE PA SO SINGULOTH DOESN'T ESCAPE, CUT THE FUCKING AI CONTROL WIRE AT EVERY AIRLOCK AND MAKE SURE ITS NOT GOING TO HARM ANYONE, RESTORE BLUE APCS TO FORMER GLORY SO AI GAINS MORE TIME TO WIN

+Command Staff: Ensure your departament is organised and undergoes orders, flash any cyborgs in sight, Rally your Minions, secure and wipe the AI clean

+Civillians : Don't get in the way and try to help as much as you can

- In case of blob just throw everyone at it while wearing internals, drag the dead away from it

- In case of nuke ops make sure you clear any breaches they made, pinpoint their location, SECURE THAT FUKKEN DISK AT THE COST OF YOUR LIFE, If they armed the nuke but you are still in posession of the disk you can either : Disable the nuke with hacking or if you know the code disable the nuke

- Avoid being a hero if you are not prepared to face the danger

- And the list can go on and on

 

[Qinetix]

Better tips:

- Always carry a large oxygen tank around, a flash light and a crowbar.

- Depending on your job, some PDA cartridges might actually help (like calling beepsky for help mind you or informing someone of your imminent death and where)

- When you scream for help , scream the damn location or don't bother screaming at all , maybe state the type of danger if possible

- Suit sensors, enable them to the MAX , maybe some medic is actually overwatching the Crew Monitoring Computer and maybe there is some nice guy in TeleScience to teleport your body in case you die

- If you are a security officer and you were unlucky enough to loose your baton to that assistant that is currently murdering you , examine them and set them on arrest

- The pAI is not a talking box that is to be ignored

- Alt Click the tile you want to pick up the item from, interract with it , or examine (works with bodies and other objects as well)

- See that Mime? Don't fuck with him , he virtually leaves no traces and can make you his bitch at any given time by mashing a bottle over your head and restraining your poor ass (hope he didn't fill that bottle with fuel), unlike his noisier counterpart which is most likely going to be robusted to hell after anyone sees any suspicious behavior. Don't fuck with mimes, they are dangerous.

-If the AI Is malfunctioning this is what you need to do:

+Security : Cyborgs are vulnerable to Ion Rifles (if they declare red alert) , Flash bangs and flashes, disable them and destroy them if Science fails

+Medical : Help injured , make thermite or , if lucky , EMP grenades if Cargo is generous

+Cargo : Aid the station with equipment and materials

+Science: Blow up the borgs with the console , blow up the AI core with a TeleScience Plasma Oxygen Tank Valve assembly , flash any cyborgs if you are a roboticist and remove their power cell

+Engineering : BREAK INTO THAT FUKKEN AI CORE , DISABLE THE PA SO SINGULOTH DOESN'T ESCAPE, CUT THE FUCKING AI CONTROL WIRE AT EVERY AIRLOCK AND MAKE SURE ITS NOT GOING TO HARM ANYONE, RESTORE BLUE APCS TO FORMER GLORY SO AI GAINS MORE TIME TO WIN

+Command Staff: Ensure your departament is organised and undergoes orders, flash any cyborgs in sight, Rally your Minions, secure and wipe the AI clean

+Civillians : Don't get in the way and try to help as much as you can

- In case of blob just throw everyone at it while wearing internals, drag the dead away from it

- In case of nuke ops make sure you clear any breaches they made, pinpoint their location, SECURE THAT FUKKEN DISK AT THE COST OF YOUR LIFE, If they armed the nuke but you are still in posession of the disk you can either : Disable the nuke with hacking or if you know the code disable the nuke

- Avoid being a hero if you are not prepared to face the danger

- And the list can go on and on

[Streaky Haddock]

Make sure your welding tool is OFF before refilling it from a fuel tank.

[Fj45]

Also, don't be that person that pulls it next to the blob. Please, DON'T EVER be that person!

[TheFlagbearer]

The last time I was a cannibal chef, the spirits on the station haunted me to death. Centcomm sent a paranormal investigator in and he gibbed me. Good times.