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    Rules shielded theft objectives.

    in Suggestions

    Posted

    2 hours ago, ID404NotFound said:

    you can never properly rob a person, to the effect of pointing a weapon at them and saying "stick 'em up!". Most players here (especially regulars) will resist and attempt to disarm you, and attack you with zero fear. Hostage situations are also a bust, as the hostage will either do option A as described above, or security will rush you with no regard for the hostage, as there is no reason not to.

    This.

    Seriously, i had a coworker murder me "CUZ TATOR" after i waved a screwdriver in her direction and stated You`re my target now because i wanted to spoof her.

     

    I was a tator, but she was anything but related to, or was, the target.

    Thankfully i got cloned but jeez, up to that point we had been perfectly normal coworkers, chit chatting.

    The Mailbox - NAS Trurl Employee Teamwork-Building Initiative V-5112

    in Stories of NSS Cyberiad

    Posted

    Dear Comrade

    We must unite together to defeat the true menace, incompent security officers, without arms, we cannot complete great leader Franco  Tetra`s dreams of creating a truly prospering police-state abroad the Cyberiad, truly free of catgirls and mimes! Where clowns and chemist hold hands and Ian is given a CentComm Cap.

    We must up our standards for the blue red brigade, make them not only represent the people, but Nanotrasien as well! 
    I suggest it becomes mandatory to be a member of CEDA have proven their worth for Nanotrasien by cooperating with us for, say, a few hours at least.

    Together, we can unite against the silent union workplace inefficiency and superior security measures.

    Sincerely, the spaniard spacer with a female name despite being male.

    Rules shielded theft objectives.

    in Suggestions

    Posted

    Bay straight up has no objectives, you make your own.

     

    Its a bit hard to adjust to, but so far it has resulted in:

    1. A chef trying to hijack the ENTIRE ship to turn into a flying restaurant.
    2. A unathi trying to escape back to his home world by stealing the armed shuttle.
    3. A traitor trying to out-duel the Captain.
    4. A deck technician trying to make as much money as possible by selling the ship to vox.

    As theres no real greentext either, if a traitor loses, they usually surrender easily or at least avoid killing people.

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    Shipdeck tales

    in Stories of NSS Cyberiad

    Posted

    Now, this is a tale from the far reaches of Baystation, onboard the SEV Torch. 

     

    It had been a quiet shift, everyone was either talking or working, the poor janitor had been attempted murdered by the mime, but survived and the mime was swiftly arrested. 

    Everything seemed fine, except... 

    The mime had been a mere puppet for something far worse, a mindslave trying to fulfill his masters impossible wishes. 

    That master were currently loading a revolver in a dark spot. 

    Loaded and with spare ammo, he hid the gun in his pocket, the joys of holdout weapons, and continued towards the brig, intent on retriving his puppet. 

    The first officer got a single shot on him, but to no avail, the puppeters work vest deflecting the shot, soon the officer fell on the floor, clutching his wounds as he begged for mercy. 

    "Please! I surrender! I SURRENDER" 

    He begged, but the puppeter was already unloading his revolver and putting in new bullets, the pain of a non-removable magazine. 

    Another officer came rushing to his aid, firing his tazer but missing every shot as the puppeter evaded each shot, continuing to load his revolver. 

    Aware of the threat, the officer pulled his lasergun instead, took aim and fired.... 

    BOOM

    He had hit a transfer valve, causing it to detonate, filling the hallway with smoke and debris, allowing the puppeter to fully load his gun in relative peace. 

    The puppeter took aim and nailed the officer right in the head, thankfully just a fleshwound, but enough to incapitate him. 

    Another officer showed up, an unathi, an angry female one armed with a big laser rifle. 

    The puppeter took aim and nailed her right in the head... 

    She stumbled, she screamed in pain, but was still standing, the bullet had lodged itself in her snout, the bleeding wound.... Healing, blood drying and clotting, new scales growing.. 

    She took aim and fired, dropping the puppeter with a well aimed shot to the leg. 

     

     

    That day, Alfred learned that Bay Unathi were a tad different from Para. 

    He lamented his lack of knowledge as he bleed out on the floor... 

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