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2 Operating Rooms, both full of blood

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4 vulps, kicking a tider while he’s down: 

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10 sad honks, clown’s being beaten up. 

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8 unathi, tunnel snakes rule!

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13 charges of Public Indecency in one shift, definitely Husky Bigguns. 

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I am deathly afraid of going down escalators for some reason. 

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13 accusations of validhunting in deadchat

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9 OOC calls for NAYSHUNS

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1 Reeing greytider

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three people are heading back to the Abductor Ship, one of them's an unconcious perma prisoner.

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Admin ticket number 17

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Maybe even the fifth!

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4 ERT, sent to kill a blob. 

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13 vulps, wagging and awooing in a row.

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Three rubber duckies, squeak squeak squeak!

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Can I get a one? One!

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And a 1

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OK, with the new changes to the PR i need to talk again because HEYO they make things worse. No more epipens in starting survival boxes and no more omnizine in CMO’s Hypo. That’s not good changes at all. SR now relies on Chemists who are already going to be in super high demand because of all the changes having to go out and dialysis Omni from some poor fellows blood. Also, no epis makes your chances of getting to medbay/getting somebody ELSE to medbay as concerned citizen/paramed even worse. 

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7 Vox shrieking in a vox box.

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9 Revivability PRs on the Github

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6 SR pills shoved down someone's throat for ALTERNATIVE REVIVAL METHODS

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17 revolutionaries storming Security

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3 hours ago, EvadableMoxie said:

I agree completely, cloning isn't a problem at all. Doctors just need to get better at using ALTERNATIVE REVIVAL METHODS when it gets overrun in extreme emergencies (the only time it ever will be overrun).  I'm tired of all these baldy doctors who think the only thing they can do is clone, when we have so many viable and robust ALTERNATIVE REVIVAL METHODS available.

Let me all tell you a story about how it's really done.

Let's say it's terror spiders or something and cloning is overwhelmed and bodies are piling up.  As an industrious doctor who knows his shit I say "Ah! The cloner is overwhelmed! It's finally my time to shine as a medical doctor! I will not just piling bodies at the cloner, I will use the power of ALTERNATIVE REVIVAL METHODS to get everyone alive in no time and being a fucking MEDICAL HERO!

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You are a hero of the populace and made me laugh until I couldn’t breathe, while still being an accurate rebuttal. Congratulations, you’re a true FORUM HERO!

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Really, I don't know what to say that I haven't already said on the github and other thread. I'm mostly posting just to watch the thread, because I'm a dum dum who can't figure out how to do that without replying.

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