[Favourite weapon?]

23 hours ago, Spacemanspark said:

PULSE DESTROYERS

Amateur, real admins use pulse annihilators.

[How do you play Atmos Tech?]

1. Look at the pipes.
2. Cry.

 

[E-Dagger and Metagaming woes]

My problem is not getting searched. My problem is that I got searched three times by three different officers, who didn't believe me that I've been searched half a minute earlier. Use your comms.

[Making the Singularity and Tesla equal]

Nerf the tesla. It can basically produce infinite power.

[E-Dagger and Metagaming woes]

Random searches are wonderful honestly. I had myself searched thrice under five minutes when I had my own blood on my own hands; I was heading down to dorms bathroom to wash them from the mechanic's office. Sometimes officers should just chill.

One of them came into the toilet while I was cleaning my bloody hands, and says "WHY U WASH UR HANDS?", pointing his taser at me.

[Screenshot thread!]

[E-Dagger and Metagaming woes]

If you have an e-dagger or parapen just put it in your PDA. No-one ever checks PDAs.

[Questions about nanotrasen]

The CEO is basically a king. Nanotrasen's own holdings are mostly outside of regular governmental borders. SolFed has zero presence in Epsilon Eridani (where the Cyberiad is), and even where the corporation's and SolFed's borders cross (namely NT's capital: Mars) it is said that NT polices and rules.

According to the wiki, NT has its own navy, and the flagship of the defense fleet - NCV Scylla - is stationed in Epsilon Eridani. According to in-game sources, we have Nanotrasen Navy Officers, the ever so-strong Epsilon ERT, the BlueSpace Artillery, patrolling defense drones...

I dare say the strongest, unified entity around is NT.

Glory to Nanotrasen!

[Shadowling Rebalancing / Rework]

18 hours ago, EvadableMoxie said:

Balance doesn't matter.

This. Person. Understands... this game more than half of the people here.

What we truly need about shadowlings is to buff mindshields. It has been said a million times already and... You know what, I am going to make a PR in a moment.

EDIT: https://github.com/ParadiseSS13/Paradise/pull/8937

[The Circus]

6 minutes ago, McRamon said:

Be careful, you can be lynched only for saying words "remove" and "clown" in one sentence  

Distant honks

No, you misunderstand. Now you could have more clowns than one without the HOP being banned!

[Favourite way to kill people]

I am sad to see that many people here lack creativity so much.

If you think that wordlessly gibbing your target and then hiding for the rest of the round is a valid way of gameplay then I am heavily disappointed in you.

Respect to the exceptions, to those who put an effort into being entertaining instead of rushing B greentext.

[The Circus]

One thing came to mind, which is to remove the mime and clown and replace them with an entertainer role with 2+ slots, with alttitles.

[The Circus]

1 hour ago, Biffthegreat said:

slip-and-shit

Get off your weird fantasies from my christian server

Anyways, I am in.

[On Metastation]

Pinned topic -> necroposting

Wot.

[Can we start throwing people out of airlock for knowing that the station is going to have antags at the start of the round?]

I've had to deal with crewsimov AIs with shitty excuses far too much.

Or when I am a captain and the only active traitor gets permad, and security yells at me for returning to green, because "THERE IS ALWAYS MORE!"

[Why do you play the species and roles that you do?]

1 hour ago, Trubus said:

Blueshild

*Vulpshield

[Aurts]

Vox masks go over only their nose holes and not their whole beak, I think.

Other than that +10 points to Space Gryffindor.

[More Vox questions]

10 hours ago, Cyiko said:

Is am be are just all become is for me.

[Why do you play the species and roles that you do?]

I play a  human, because laziness. I have many others unlocked, but I barely play them.

I main Captain, because I love being an absolute comdom, and bothering CentCom with useless faxes, which CC often rolls with. Such as:

• Ordered 50 telephones (got them shipped)
• Told someone that the HOP wanted to become a vulpkanin, so they got changed into one.

[Multilevel map change]

We have some of the stuff required for multi-z maps. The keyword is some. It would take a million years to properly port and maintain everything though. Multi-z is something that gets considered by someone every month, but no-one really wants to work on it.

I am fairly certain we will never have such maps.

Just for the record,
What we have:

• Open spaces, and ways to show other map areas through open spaces

What we don't have:

• multi-z wires
• multi-z atmos
• multi-z pipes
• multi-z disposals
• multi-z movement
• proper way to connect maps
• and a lot of other things.

[Trouble in Paradise I: Mexican Standoff]

I knew it! The clown all along! And no-one listened to me!

In that light, it's good riddance, Threeinone!

[More Vox questions]

Just to clear it, the "vox dialect" always existed; as the creator wanted them originally to speak broken english back on Baystation. However it's far more broken than what he came up with.

This thing evolved from a small thing, and did not just appear.

[Trouble in Paradise I: Mexican Standoff]

Wait, ZN23X was actually the Operative? Who would've known?!

[Make Clown Shoes Unslippable]

5 hours ago, BottomQuark said:

everyone hates clowns sec detains everyone

So, what changes?

[Trouble in Paradise I: Mexican Standoff]

Thamuel will get a syndicate bomb, am sure.