Edd
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So... it appears I'm starting to get a line up of people wanting to marry me, so soon I'll have to set up a death match
...But then I have already agreed to marring Tully.
Let me guess... One of the people asking is Squishy.
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Duh, they are obviously compensating with those enormous metal pieces of armor that are 3x the size of their fleshy human bodies.
Ya think so?
Dis be a spehss muhreen without armor...
Angry.
Or trying to take a dump im not sure.
Looks genetically enhanced to me (or could be a muscle suit).
Also, how lewd of you to post pictures of grown men defecating!
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Spess Mehreens are actually softer than a fresh chocolate chip cookie
Duh, they are obviously compensating with those enormous metal pieces of armor that are 3x the size of their fleshy human bodies.
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I dedicate my 200th post to your amazing art, wish I was as good.
Why don't you start your own art thread?
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Oh my was the Head of Security pissed off when I refused to grant him the permission to execute her, until I had gotten that picture taken. Heh heh heh.
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I like to ask this on every forum I pick up my activity on, as it is always nice to find like minded people who enjoy playing and creating music. I've myself played guitar for roughly two and a half years now.
If I had the money I'd be rocking with a brand new Stratocaster, but alas, I only have an LTD M-50 (a cheap, but performance wise alright matte black electric guitar) and a Squier SA-150 (sunburst bodied acoustic guitar).
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The real question should be why is Zolt so serious ALL the time?
Maybe Zolt is a 40-year-old virgin? That much sexual tension oughta make anyone grumpy.
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If a hypothetical Lone Operative event would have regular antagonists in it, it'd probably feel more fun than a chore as being the only antagonist without the ability to enthrall/revolutionarize doesn't sound like too much fun.
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Name: Roscoe McCloud
Age: 42
Gender: Male
Race: Human(?)
Blood Type: O-
General Occupational Role(s): "Whatever I make will be!"
Biography: Not a single living soul knows where he came from. Only two things are sure: He knows how to axe questions and likes cake.
Qualifications: None to be found on Nanotrasen records. Is he even officially employed?
Employment Records: N/A
Security Records: Minor offenses: Assault; attempted to suffocate another crew member with cake.
Medical Records: Possibly insane (claims unconfirmed).
Personnel Photo (Appearance text):
The attached picture was taken during Roscoe McCloud's temporary captaincy. He is wearing the Head of Security's uniform and SWAT gas mask.
Commendations [only to be added by admin]:
Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:
Other Notes: N/A
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It is in fact already a rule, albeit one that needs more enforcing.
You're an administrator. You should bring it up with the rest of Paradise Station's staff team that it needs heavier enforcement.
Makes my life easier when I don't have to perform ghetto surgery on people in the dark, just because every assistant nicked one flashlight each from around the station.
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Some might find Skrell in Mankinis a bit questionable.
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I shouldn't browse this thread on a school computer... But I do like art.
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- Beheading as in via fireaxe
Axecurity Approves
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That's the joke
Also I miss mostly 30 pages and this thread turned lewd
Not sure how I feel about this
I think this thread turned lewd after the first ten pictures or so. Tongue waggle gif is just another step forward to new lewdities.
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500th POST ON THE THREAD IS MINE! I CLAIM IT FOR TEH EMPRAH!
THIS IS NOW A BLACK TEMPLAR THREAD! PURGE THE WITCH!
Wait hold on is that.... Squishy Larkens...?
Nope, turn 180º for a tactical regroup, and call another Exterminatus, or five, hopefully that should be enough to weaken that daemon. Don't be fooled, she's much more terrifying in person than how she was drawn there.
I must come clean about this: You're really beating decomposed horse remains here with all that Warhammer heresy shenanigans, in my opinion.
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Could just port Baystation's melee weapons. They have butterfly knives and bats
Can you wield the baseball bats?
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Lewd. I don't know if criticism is welcome, but it would've looked fab without the tongue waggling up and down (I like the "drunk bubbles" (?)).
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There is at least two dozen guns. How about the more conventional things to robust stuff up with? Here are some ideas:
Baseball Bat
- It is a baseball bat!
- It could have a wooden and a metal variant (possibly be able to craft it out of metal rods and/or wooden planks)!
- You could wield it (wielding it could possibly increase the K.O. chance if you land a hit on someone's unprotected/weakly armored head)!
- It could spawn with the Mafia Kit OR it could spawn at the holodeck and/or dorms!
- It could involve a baseball somehow!
Ice Hockey Stick
- Pretty much same things as for the baseball bat (except instead of a baseball, it could be somehow involved with a puck)!
Switchblade
- Maintenance Snakes rule!
- We're the Maintenance Snakes!
- And we rule (and have a switchblade spawn inside of maintenance)!
Wrist wraps
- Gauze wraps that boxers wear underneath of their gloves!
- It doesn't do anything, but makes you look more robust whilst robusting someone!
- Could be bought from the ClothesMat!
Tire Iron
- It could spawn with the mechanic or at the paramedic's (for ambulance maintenance)!
- Plain brute action!
Fiber Wire
- Traitor uplink item!
- If you attack someone from behind with it, it will start to strangulate them (faster than strangling with your hands)!
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I shouldn't gif.
The image appears broken for me. :<
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Such rude elves you have
But that's every elf, ever.
NEVER TRUST AN ELF
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It's a bug - the R&D console doesn't check for access properly. Set to be fixed next patch.
Guess that explains why I was able to use protolathe as a janitor.
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Hi Edd,
Let's drink coffee together and fite the baddies or something
You get the fire axe from atmospherics, I'll get the one from the bridge!
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>mfw it's this guy
>and his name is Edd..
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Kidding, you're cool.
I am confused.
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Phantasmic! Draw Adr in a maid's dress, smiling whilst dusting off a pauldron!