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    All up in my Grill(ed Cheese?)

    in Stories of NSS Cyberiad

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    You see him coming, don't you? The mime tiders are here as always, here to ruin your day, you fear what he will do. Will he bottle you to death, beat you with his cane, shove you, throw you into the void? He approaches... and gives you ice cream and a grilled cheese sandwich. It's Silence of the Starry Night, here with her usual variety of treats, courtesy of Mime-Time Delivery Service, LLC. (copyright 2565, all rights reserved.) Soon, the station is aglow with the scent of ice cream and grilled cheese, and the mime has somehow found her way into the bridge. You'd think someone would've arrested her for trespassing by now, but the truth is that the captain opened the door for her, enticed with the best damn grilled cheese you've ever had. 

     

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    Implementation of a Security Buggy

    in Suggestions

    Posted

    1 hour ago, Radman2307 said:

    Implementation of a Security Buggy 

    Introduction 

    So earlier on today I was playing as a Paramedic carrying out duties, bobbing about on the Ambulance when I got wondering... Why don't security have access to something similar in the form of a buggy that could be used to transport officers, equipment and prisoners from A to B? 

    The design should mimick what we see in US malls, a security type buggy. 

    So here I am asking the question. 

    Method

    Pretty simple, implement a vehicle in game similar to size as an ambulance but have it linked to the Security team, I would suggest there would need to be capacity for:

    1x Driver

    2x Passengers (either 1 Sec Officer, 1 Prisoner or 2 Sec Officers etc.) 

    The vehicle would require the use of a key just as the Ambulance currently does but could also be used to carry additional equipment around aswell. The vehicle would also serve as assisting in cordoning off areas of the station where danger or crime scenes are taking place. 

    Fundamentally if you're HoS you could have a 'mobile responder' team out with immediate access to additional equipment without having to return to Sec that can more readily deal with antags or threats to the station, the officers would also have immediate back up in the form of one another - out in the real world double crewed cars are far better than single crewed cops showing up to calls for fairly obvious reasons. 

    Conclusion 

    I've run the concept on the discord, seems to have gotten a pretty warm reception and I think it is something that could be implemented given existing code for the Ambo exists alongside other vehicles. 

    I do think this would fundamentally change how Sec operates aswell given that you could 'crew up' vehicles in a rapid response/mobile patrol fashion and have additional equipment on board to better counter threats that may be encountered. 

    Let me know what you think. 

    Cheers, 

    Radish Gamma

     

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    I have no particular comments to make at this time due to being in the middle of schoolwork, however I must say
    Paul Blart goes to spess.

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    It happened again

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    On 4/25/2021 at 2:17 PM, DevL said:

    Yea, its been happening a stupid ammount, ive noticed however that a plasma fire isn't usually to far away

    That might be due to pressure and extreme heat crushing and igniting plasma tanks and welding fuel
    But I can't be sure

    Romancing the Supermatter Engine: Getting Dusted for Your Lust

    in General Discussion

    Posted

    Today, I present to you:
    The all-new comprehensive guide to meeting the supermatter love of your life!

    So, you've just seen a gorgeous supermatter crystal, haven't you? Catching feelings for her? I know you are, so today we're gonna help you get the date of your dreams!

    Step 1. Obtain all of your protective gear- You'll need magboots to stop you from slipping into the arms of your angel before she's ready to embrace you (make sure they're on!) And you'll need a radiation suit in order to prevent painful death via radiation burns. Messon scanners are a great option to prevent you from hallucinating, but this is the first and last time you'll ever date a supermatter, so who cares!

    Step 2. Contact the CE- The Chief Engineer is your best bet for getting access to your dream gal, and you should ask them about getting permission to meet her! 

    Step 3. Prepare to flatter her- pleasing a radioactive crystal capable of killing anything in the universe is no easy task, so bring something to get her love and trust. Try giving her flowers, a cup of tea, or another sentimental object.

    Step 4. Small talk plays a big game- You need to talk to her; ask about her day, about her life, her family, and how she's feeling. In doing this, you'll be ready to dive deeper into your passion for that lovely, radioactive lady.

    Step 5. The Kiss- You've made it this far; You've got her love, her trust, and she's ready to get serious about things. You want to make the relationship official. Make the final move, go in for a kiss. If she truly loves you, you'll become a speck dust and join her among the angels.

    Step 6. Happy hunting- Now that you've read this comprehensive guide on romancing a supermatter engine, get out there and get going! You're sure to impress all the ladies!

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