Garoon
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Next thing we know, Slade is gonna be going 'Back in MY day...'
Wait, does he already do that now?
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Since it's the perfect season for it, who would look best in a swimsuit...
Since you all know you wear swimsuits to go in the HOT TUBS
At least, I hope you do...
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I haven't gotten any snow here, yet. But the wind chill... the wind is 20~ish degrees of frozen evil cutting through any clothes I want to wear
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Dammit Phantasmic... Anyone else want that captain corset just because it looks nice?
I find female characters very masculine on Para.
Probably because most of them are played by men :^)
That's why I dont generally play female characters. The one female character I have in my list is tomboyish where they come from as well
Edit: Slight update, I just got a taste of what it's like to be neon green. I hate it so much. I NEED MY BLUE
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Could also be Orphyx, I made him blue as well
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6/10 on the avatar, it could use some work. The overall design is nice, though
Might I suggest converting the design into a digital format? That may make it look cleaner than lined paper
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That's a fancy pendant...
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7/10
Requires more heresy
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I just avoid fighting in general, but I will stand up if forced...
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They may be, but neither me nor Phantasmic are fighters I think...
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I hijack this thread in the name of the Broken Lords
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Second lewdest Skrell?
[spoiler2]Zayna is Zeke just a heads up[/spoiler2]
I still stand by my declaration that they're the second lewdest skrell
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The second lewdest skrell on the site?
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7/10 IT'S THANKSGIVING, NOT CHRISTMAS AAARGH
Its a peeve of mine...
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Slade/10, AKA. 8/10
Needs a better suit and hat, though...
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I actually bothered reading this thread.
Welp, manual Exterminatus it is.
Dont sword the archiver, Adr. Sword the ones who requested I archive this.
Also, how were the colours this time? Were they less eye straining or no?
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"As HereticChurch slipped up close to Adr-"
Muhahaha
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You need to appreciate cuteness, ADR.
I do, but that's not cute. This is cute. That thing up there is a twisted mockery of all life.
I wonder if Adr would consider this thing cute.
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A drawing of Slade
Slade really needs to stop being so creepy in the maintenance tunnels
And now for some cuteness!!!
So there's Zeke, Sax, Jonah, Garoon, NTSAM, Churchy, Hawke, Submissive Steve, and a random vox, woooo!
Oh god, why is Steve in there...
THERE IT IS, THE FIEND.
DON'T TRUST IT, IT BREATHES PURE DREAD AND WILL NOT HESITATE TO NUZZLE YOU TILL YOU PUKE YOURSELF TO DEATH.
Also the squiggly line on the sign is really a nullification field generator. And the heartie amplifies it. Advanced Warp tech stuff.
So that's what it looks like... Seems he finally explained why he hates ~s. Illegal use of warp tech.
If that's the case..
Adr~ I have a sign with a bunch of squiggly lines on it~
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SAGA PART 2! GO!
On request of the magnanimous Spacemanspark
NTSAM - Oh, please, Tauka would have been arrested already. "I'd fill a whole bag with heads."
NTSAM - Wait, Tauka isn't online, so... FUCK, HOLD ME BLACKMAGE
Blackmage199 - ... No.
PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM leaps into Blackmage's arms*
Crazylemon - /me wields NTSAM as a sword and uses them to fend off the greytide
Blackmage199 - "I said. No."
NTSAM - "I said. Yes~."
PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM then hugs Blackmage*
Blackmage199 - "If you don't take your damned hands OFF me, I'll rip ALL of your limbs, and practice swinging a baseball on the remainder of your body"
Spacemanspark - Since when was Blackmage Kei.
NTSAM - "I'd love to get hit by your ball, honey~"
Blackmage199 - "Oh for fuck sa-"
PhantasmicDream - *NTSAM becomes more cuddly*
Spacemanspark - *Kei walks in*
NTSAM - "Hi, Kei~"
Spacemanspark - "OH HELL NAH WHAT DID KEI JUST WALK INTO KEI'S GOING TO GO GRAB HIS SMG NOW FUCK THIS."
NTSAM - "No, stay, join the humanoid blob!
Blackmage199 - "Please, shoot us both, so I can forget this"
Spacemanspark - "NO" *scream
Spacemanspark - *Pulls out LMG*
Blackmage199 - "That ain't no Submachine gun"
NTSAM - "That's a big gun you have."
Spacemanspark - "YA, SURE AS HELL ISN'T, HEAR KEI'S... ROAR!" *Fires LMG into NTSAM and Blackmage*
Crazylemon - Unfortunately, this is only practical for IPCs
NTSAM - *Plays roar.mp3 before shutting down in Blackmage's arms.*
Spacemanspark - *proceeds to blow up bomb* "KEI'S GOING BACK TO HIS SHOWER. FUCK THIS"
Blackmage199 - "Blows up bomb" "Still alive" pick one pls
Spacemanspark - He threw it and left.
Spacemanspark - Dammit, NTSAM.
NTSAM - imo you shoulda used Spark.
Spacemanspark - Spark would have just said "Unit will go this way now" and left the area.
NTSAM - I dunno, I'm pretty charasmatic.
Blackmage199 - No. You have like 1 Charisma
NTSAM - As well as pretty.
PhantasmicDream - NTSAM is the prettiest, I'm going to draw you like one of my French girls.
NTSAM - <3
Blackmage199 - ughplsno
NTSAM - You wanna see my sexy, semi-bare chassis, don't you, Blackmage?
Spacemanspark - Now now, no ERP.
Blackmage199 - Unless the reason I'm seeing your "sexy, semi-bare chassis" is because I'm in the process of burning you, and you're melting, no.
NTSAM - I learned it takesme like 15 seconds to take burn damage. You can enjoy those 15 seconds of beauty easily!
PhantasmicDream - You should of said, "Alright, let's make it a date"
NTSAM - I didn't say I wasn't gonna let him.
Blackmage199 - . . . . . . .
NTSAM - . . . that expression.
Blackmage199 - How
Crazylemon - I don't even know.
Garoon - What. In. The. World did I just scroll up and read through
PhantasmicDream - Shush, don't worry about it Garoon.
Spacemanspark - Time for another story thread!
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I'm not so sure that's the exterminatus button...
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I GOT UNBANNED
You have been BANNED for excessive frown face. Appeal at the Attitude Adjustment Center. All Hail Nanotrasen.
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That, or Zeke's just goddamn horrible at strip poker
Or was he loosing deliberately?
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I've been holding a sort of banhammer for someone else for a while now, there's nothing corruptive about having it.
I like to change my banhammer into ban claws or the Ban Pan sometimes, banhammers have a transmutable quality about them...
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I suppose a very good example would be if you are a head during a revolution, and all of the other heads are dead, MIA, or just plain unable to respond. Or just any situation involving any of those three.