Garoon
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How rude, and I just got finished putting down 3 sets of dinnerware for the sir
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If you grab my ass, I will glare at you. Witheringly.
Maybe.
Possibly.
Or it'll involve great amounts of blushing...
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I still think Detective Fiddlefingers should get a cameo in that little stunt you pulled
Him and his pushing buttons he shouldn't be pushing, activating a plastic explosive...
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Even better if you can make a statue of anyone in sight! That way, you can honor the Craptain by making a statue of him out of gibtonite, then throwing him into it.
I completely support this.
I completely support this as well, especially if the sculptor is a clown, and if you are a clown making a sculpture then you have a chance to mess up and give the statue a messed up face, body, hair style, or all of the above
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200. I should not yell out "SYNDICATE BOMB!" then throw a Syndicate Bomb drink at someone;
200a. Doubly so if said someone is part of Central Command's Security team
Best clown prank ever
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What I'm wondering is if there's gonna be a thanksgiving special drawing
That would be amazing if it was done...
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It's so nice to be let out of that musty room, not even 2 windows in there to get the air flowing
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I'm pretty sure she was, we are talking about the same round where she made my library into a makeshift bar, and then the station got flooded in sleeping gas, right? Oh, and we hid out in the private study for Church to get some EVA suits...
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Nothing wrong with spending a round staying in the quiet library
And is Churchy not enough for you to not be lonely?
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Best drinking buddy ever, Phantasmic even sought me out in the library prior to the tea incident
I still dont know why you came to me, though...
Also, I remember that little Vinci robot, Adr! I cant remember using it very much though...
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126. I may not offer to trade my soul for any of the following items: 31% of the company's shares, a bottomless glass of whiskey, ten Skrell exotic dancers or a "lifetime supply of claymores";
What about just one hyper-exotic Skrell dancer?
138. Jayson Hawke is not involved in an illicit relationship with Hawke Boetirson, and I should not draw up lurid fanart of it;
Someone needs to show this to Phantasmic
138d. I am also prohibited from writing any sort of smut or fictional story about the two, even if the story is not fictional;
139. No fanfics;
139a. This goes double if anyone actually asks for one;
139b. This goes triple if it in any way references Jayson Hawke;
And I am mildly tempted to run with this as well...
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How rude, at least there are 2 doors in this room
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I found another cup of tea, sir. I now have 5 to hand out.
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I would be mildly curious seeing you play with this outfit, it looks fun
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I have 8 wine glasses for the party this evening, sir.
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That's kinda where paramedic splits off from the rest of the department, though. You're there to go out into the rest of the station to keep people alive, and if they're too bad off, THEN you take them to the rest of the docs.
Mostly, paramedics are there to try and make sure people aren't so injured that they have to go see the doctors who practice those examples you gave...
They also get a very nice looking blue outfit with vest
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Sir, I lost six of those cups of tea, we only have 4 now...
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I'll have you all know that Zeke is the prettiest girl at the ball...
Being all pink and wearing the cakehat..
Would have been better with him being all pink, wearing a cakehat AND a black swimsuit
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How much have you ever played a Paramedivox, FoS? With how much I see you dragging dead and/or dying fools around, it seems like it would be an okay fit for you...
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GG Xenostation 13.
I was the one who found the first goddamn Queen in the gas turbine, I still have no idea how security managed to fuck up so badly.
I was also just waffling about in the bar because what use is an atmos tech and his axe against an angry horde of xenos?
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I have made ten cups of tea sir, are you certain you don't want any?
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Number two, sir
May I get you some tea?
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We're BACK!
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Leave about 4 or more glasses of Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters out on the table and hope they drink it all.
Wouldn't Absinthe be better?
Smack his head in with a baseball bat multiple times. Lodge in some nails with each swing and step down on his leg, make sure his face is nice and bruised, then start stabbing his joints. Once you're done with that, you're prepared to get a Clown Flayer 2-Beta and harvest the banana peels from his skin. Water for 2-5 days. Rip out the spine, eat the shell and boom, banana tree.And my god, I think Nomzy is Khorne in disguise
As for me, I would just put him on the 'ol conveyor with a banana peel under him, slipping him eternally, while a team of civilians standing around said conveyor slaps him repeatedly with salmon. Simple and possibly not imaginative, but effective for laughs all the same
But if these things were a thing, I would sic the Broken Lords and their life draining powers on him, or maybe send him to the Ardent Mages and their love for causing pain, since "Without the pain, they cannot touch the power"
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And I was just absolutely unimpressed with the situation
Really, I was. I thought it was a plasma light or something...