Deanthelis Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Name: Jeeves Full Name: William Heathrow Jeeves XXXIII Age: 57 Gender: Male Race: Human (probably) Blood Type: O- General Occupational Role(s): -Butler -Chef -Barber -Tailor -Deliveryperson -Valet -Caretaker (For the elderly, disabled, etc) -Personal Assistant Biography: Jeeves is the 33rd Jeeves in a long-standing line of butlers and manservants. His family has served as attendants to the quite wealthy Halfordshire family since the early 1740's, when his predecessor was sent to the Massachusetts Bay Colony as an indentured servant. Every Jeeves before him has been saddled with the last Jeeves' remaining debt, as the first Jeeves accrued a massive amount of debt that, as it was unpaid generation after generation, built up over time due to compounding interest and inflation adjustments. William Heathrow Jeeves XXXIII was born to Martha Jeeves and William Heathrow Jeeves XXXII in 2502. He grew up in the Halfordshire manse on Luna, and there was trained from a young age to cook, clean, operate spacecraft, basic combat, and other such faculties that working for a powerful family demanded. Shortly after his birth, the Orange Rush rocked humanity, and unfortunately, the great old Halfordshire family sided against Nanotrasen in the following few decades, and was slowly but surely eliminated as the family rapidly burnt through its monetary reserves in a desperate struggle to remain powerful, to no avail. After serving the Halfordshire family for nearly fifty years, Jeeves found himself out of employment and aboard a labor shuttle bound for plasma mines where other debtors slaved away for Nanotrasen. The dissolution of the Halfordshire family left Jeeves the only benefactor to inherit the assets of the family - which, by this time, consisted of over three trillion credits. Jeeves now has placed Nanotrasen upon the pedestal the Halfordshire family once stood on, and for the most part, very little is different from before. By now, Jeeves has drifted between NT stations for three years, seemingly unable to find any one wealthy benefactor to dedicate himself to. Qualifications: Basic medical training Basic hand to hand combat training Basic firearm training Advanced mastery of cooking Certified caretaker for elderly, children, and disabled persons Spacecraft piloting training, including space pods Advanced janitorial training Employment Records: -Halfordshire Estate, Butler, 44 years -Nanotrasen Navy Cook, 6 months -Nanotrasen Navy Custodial Technician, 6 months -Nanotrasen Navy Nurse, 1 year -Nanotrasen Office of Internal Affairs, Central Command, Administrative Assistant, 6 months -Miscellaneous positions aboard varied vessels, 6 months Security Records: -Greivous fax machine accident on record. Killed fourteen individuals and caused the loss of his entire left arm. Blamed for incident by way of tie becoming stuck in the fax machine. Punished by reduction of pay and fees for fourteen revivifications amounting approx. 13 million credits. -Greivous deep frying accident on record. Killed six individuals and caused the loss of his entire right arm. Blamed for incident by way of tie becoming caught in the grease trap. Punished by fine of eight million credits and a sanction barring ownership of ties. -Given the Transparent Heart of Janitorial Excellence for successfully cleaning up after a violent, grievous incident involving a malfunctioning food processor that claimed the lives of one hundred twenty three individuals. Fined 40 million credits for slipping the officer who granted the medal, who flew out of an open airlock and died. Medical Records: -Cybernetic right arm -Cybernetic left arm -Allergic to welder fuel, plasma gas, and pay reductions Personnel Photo (Appearance text): He is an aging man about five feet and ten inches tall. He has a gaunt figure and a strained, angular face. He is quite pale, and his skin makes the grayed combover on his head, carefully arranged and gelled in place, seem at least a little darker. He often wears a dark blue or black suit, complete with a tie and dress shoes. At times he walks with a cane, though seemingly for cosmetic purposes. Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: Jeeves will be painfully polite, even as an antagonist or when insulting you to your face. He will never be Command staff, and it is entirely okay to arrest him for violating the injection against ties that is in his security Records. Seriously, do it, you'll make my day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fj45 Posted February 25, 2015 Share Posted February 25, 2015 Ahahah holy hell that backstory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Garoon Posted April 15, 2015 Share Posted April 15, 2015 -snip--Greivous fax machine accident on record. Killed fourteen- -Greivous deep frying accident on record. Killed six- Is this guy a... no, I dont want to know HOW he managed to kill twenty people by getting his tie stuck in a fax machine and grease trap -Totally reviving a slightly old thread- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fj45 Posted April 16, 2015 Share Posted April 16, 2015 Pretty easy. Set the deep fryer alight, add water. No idea about the fax machine though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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