Forbidden Love - Adrkiller59 x HereticChurch FanFic

[block1]

 

Forbidden Love, a short story

 

It had been unforeseen, Adrkiller-sama knew that these thoughts were unholy and could get him a front-row seat to his own execution, but he didn't care. His own men would call him a heretic, but he knew this was fate. He had fallen in love with a Cultist of Slaanesh, HereticChurch-kun!

 

It was love at first sight, Adrkiller-sama saw her upon a hill, cherry blossoms flowing freely in the air and the distant sounds of artillery creating new craters in the plains, her long dark hair flowing in the wind. Adrkiller-sama could easily see that the mark of slaanesh had been bestowed upon HereticChurch-kun but he didn't care, he saw through the heresy and instead saw his soulmate. HereticChurch-kun hadn't noticed Adrkiller-sama as she dug her blade into an Imperial Trooper, a bit of blood got on her cheek and Adrkiller-sama couldn't help but blush, it looked cute on her.

 

"S-so k-kawaii.." Adrkiller-sama stuttered to himself, he ran up the hill towards HereticChurch-kun "Heretic-kun~! W-will you be my valentines~!", it had seemed like the battle had suddenly seized to exist, both sides completely stunned as they simply stared at the sprinting Adrkiller, holding flowers in his hand and the noticeable blushing of his face. HereticChurch simply stared, struck with an overwhelming euphoric feeling. She ran towards him, "Adrkiller-sama~! I will! I've always loved you!"

 

As Heretic and Adrkiller hugged they inched closer and closer to each others lips, wanting to embrace each others love when suddenly, everything faded..

 

Adrkiller-sama had awoken, bound and on the floor. He had realized he had tripped over a rock while running up the hill and hit his head too hard. His confession of love hadn't gone unnoticed however, a Baneblade heavy tank coming his way with a squad of troopers accompanied by a Lieutenant.

 

The Lieutenant looked down at Adrkiller-sama and spoke, "Commissar Adrkiller, you've been found guilty of heresy by confessing your love to the enemy. The punishment is death, any last words?"

 

Adrkiller-sama couldn't help but smile and said "ayy lmao."

 

The Baneblade was only about ten meters away, he closed his eyes and knew he would be reunited with his love soon.

 

-splat-

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..

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"Annd.. done." block1 thought to himself as he submitted the story to every newscaster on the station. block1 exited his room, walking towards the bar with a swagger, life was as usual, assistants beating each other to death with toolboxes and the CleanBots broken down from all the tajaran fur they had sucked up.

 

I looked down to notice the floor was missing and fell into the dark abyss of space. This must've been the work of the space gods, as my vision faded into darkness the only thing I managed to sputter out was "Happy Valentines day, crew.."

 

[Streaky Haddock]

oh no

[block1]

 

oh no

 

[Infant Punter]

Best worst valentines day ever.

[Blackmage199]

Now to guess how long it will take for Adr to go nuts...

[HereticChurch]

[block1]

 

snip

YES. YES.

 

[Blackmage199]

If words could kill, Church, you'd probably be a pile of radioactive goop when Adr sees this.

[Qinetix]

 

 

Nope. CALL IN THE INQUISITION

 

[Adrkiller59]

 

 

 

HOW DARE YOU PATHETIC WARP INFESTED SPAWN OF A LEGLESS MUMBLING GROT AND AN BILE-OOZING CATATONIC NURGLING. SUCH SLANDER CAN ONLY COME FROM THE WALKING LIES THAT ARE DAEMONS!

 

 

SMITE NOW THE SCIONS OF THE DAEMON!

 

 

GRANT US THE STRENGTH TO PULP THEIR UNCLEAN FLESH!

 

 

TO COVER THEIR FIELDS WITH THE HEINOUS FORM OF THE BLASPHEMOUS FIENDS!

 

 

TO LAY WASTE TO THEIR CITADELS WITH HURRICANES OF CLEANSING FIRE!

 

 

TO- Wait....

 

The Baneblade was only about ten meters away blah blah blah...

 

-splat-

 

Why I never thought of using the Baneblade's Demolisher cannon for executions!?

 

[sLAM]

 

TIME TO TRY IT.

 

 

Works wonderfully.

 

 

 

Thought for the Day: Heresy is the very definition of "Doing it wrong". Heresy must be met with hatred. Hatred is the purest expression of love for The Emperor. From the sheer force of anger and rage overwhelming shall be borne fire to cleanse heresy. Suffer not the witch to live, the heretic, the daemon.

 

[Streaky Haddock]

Adrkiller59 must add 10 insanity points to his character sheet. He must now roll willpower to avoid gaining a mental disability.

[Sparkyninja]

 

Adrkiller-sama couldn't help but smile and said "ayy lmao."

 

Gets me everytime :L

 

[Deanthelis]

 

http://vocaroo.com/i/s03A7Js3ZaiG

why do I do these things

 

[Deanthelis]

 

bonus round.

(warning: loud as fuck)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1brbgIKPnbO

 

[block1]

dean pls marry me

[Deanthelis]

Fine, you can be Concubine No. 37.

[Adrkiller59]

 

No, come on, did you really fucking had t-

 

bonus round.

(warning: loud as fuck)

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1brbgIKPnbO

 

NEVERMIND KEEP IT UP.

 

 

[Qinetix]

[HereticChurch]

[FreeStylaLT]