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Jim's guide to Mining.


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warning, this is kind of a joke but still a good way to do it. for real guides visit other guides

 

step 1: Get your spacesuit and mine gold

step 2: go to the way too complicated smelter and just click gold to smelting. and the smelter on processing.

step 3: put your newly aquired gold bar on the right side of the coin press.

step 4: make a sh*t-ton of gold coins

step 5: walk around with your moneybag like a boss around the station and flip dem coins.

step 6: hide your moneybag

step 7: get demoted for not doing your job correctly

step 8: go back to the moneybag to get some coins

step 9: buy sigarettes at the bar with your coins and give everyone sigarettes

step 10: go back to the moneybag to see it is stolen

step 11: tell the detective your moneybag is stolen

step 12: hear the detective rant about the fact that he has better things to do than finding moneybags

step 13: hire your local syndicate operative to find the moneybag

step 14: get killed by the syndicate because you know he is a traitor

step 15: cry in deathchat and or OOC

 

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