Letturz Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 (edited) Name: C.O.L.A Age: 12 Gender: Frosty Race: IPC Blood Type: Strawberry General Occupational Role(s): Cola Commando Biography: Created by the now defunct NT Entertainment and Marketing Department, C.O.L.A was designed and programmed as a prototype in order to increase Space Cola sales. Recordings Acquired from NT:EMD Satellite Debris. [8:43]:Please let me go! I don't want to drink anymore cola! [8:43]: NO COLA?! But Space Cola has all the ingredients a growing body needs! Laws:Laws:Laws: Increase Sales. Cola. Cola. Remind customers of our loyalty program: ERROR. [8:44]: It tastes like burning sugar gunk! [8:44]: Now, now missy! I won't take that kind of brand disloyalty! [8:44]: (Screaming, Electrical discharges) [8:44]: Are you interested in buying a case of sweet, delicious SPAAAACE COLA!? Warning: Space Cola contains small traces of lead. [8:44]: (Electrical Discharges) [8:45]: Don't worry Doctor... Cola is food for the soul! Qualifications: Marketing Chemistry Law Enforcement Employment Records: Property of Nanotrasen Security Records: Medical Records: Likely dysfunctional personality matrix: Won't stop talking about Cola Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: Holey Molars! It's time for Colas! Edited August 1, 2017 by Letturz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hylocereus Posted August 1, 2017 Share Posted August 1, 2017 My favorite gimmick IPC I've seen in a long time <3 It's hilarious out of context how scary it is when a sec officer randomly offers you cola. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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