Letturz

I decided to make a new Vox just for the hell of it Kitikatiskraaaaaa She's a Vox pop idol. Her newest album, SKREESKRAAAAKAKAKAKAKATIKATAKA!!! is out now at local stores! Enjoy her hit single, "Your loves is my shiny. I is take nows yaya" with that special someone.

Name: C.O.L.A Age: 12 Gender: Frosty Race: IPC Blood Type: Strawberry General Occupational Role(s): Cola Commando Biography: Created by the now defunct NT Entertainment and Marketing Department, C.O.L.A was designed and programmed as a prototype in order to increase Space Cola sales. Recordings Acquired from NT:EMD Satellite Debris. [8:43]:Please let me go! I don't want to drink anymore cola! [8:43]: NO COLA?! But Space Cola has all the ingredients a growing body needs! Laws:Laws:Laws: Increase Sales. Cola. Cola. Remind customers of our loyalty program: ERROR. [8:44]: It tastes like burning sugar gunk! [8:44]: Now, now missy! I won't take that kind of brand disloyalty! [8:44]: (Screaming, Electrical discharges) [8:44]: Are you interested in buying a case of sweet, delicious SPAAAACE COLA!? Warning: Space Cola contains small traces of lead. [8:44]: (Electrical Discharges) [8:45]: Don't worry Doctor... Cola is food for the soul! Qualifications: Marketing Chemistry Law Enforcement Employment Records: Property of Nanotrasen Security Records: Medical Records: Likely dysfunctional personality matrix: Won't stop talking about Cola Commendations [only to be added by admin]: Reprimands [only to be added by admin]: Other Notes: Holey Molars! It's time for Colas!

Hey! I'm Letturz. I've been around paradise for a while. Going back and forth depending on what I'm into. I used to have pretty dull characters, but then I discovered gimmicks - and so I try to benefit rounds with being gimmicky but also supportive in my occupation. You might have yelled, "Gary!" "Gaaaaary!" "Haha! Gary!" with me as we blocked out common chat with our Garying. You might have cracked open an ICE COLD CAN OF SPAAAAACE COLA! with the boys as I forced you to drink Nanotrasen's Number One soda-like substitute. You may have even had to play along with the GAME MASTER! Roll for charisma! As I gave crewmembers inane quests. Anyways, I figured I might as well get to know the station a little better. It's good to be back. I'm happy for people to go on Byond and PM me Gimmick ideas.