PokeMoney
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- I inject Space Drugs into the food when I am bored
- During rounds where I have access to chems and also happen to be a antag, I label pills "Space Drugs" and leave a less than lethal dose of my Cyanide-Neurotoxin mix instead. Usually I give it to the clown in person, and leave it other places.
- I kill animals (IN GAME) whenever I can.
- I sometimes skew my words so one person thinks one thing, and another thinks another thing.
- When I am assaulted, I make a BIG deal out of it.
- When I play an antag, and I am going in for my kill/theft/etc my adrenaline gets pumping IRL
- I sometimes switch names when I realized a character has gained a large amount of hatred.
EDIT: WORDS!
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Well Regens...
1. Like most of my projects, I probably won't do it
2. This was done late at night, I am still awake from it
3. I am a dumb shit who makes weird "graphs" (Best word to describe it) when I cannot sleep
4. Not advertising, just some dumb shit.
5. Meow, I like the new profile pic you have
6. Just realised I was typing shit, poured CocaCola on myself
7. Moo
8. Where did 7 go?
9. Made you look
10. Trust me, this, like many of my past posts, I want to delete
11. Apperently I like lists.
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I have decided to make a social experiment forum based on Stalinist ruling (From an idiot's POV who have not learned about Communism at it's fullest and the ruling of Stalin) in the USSR, just with more deception and less genocide.
It will be all ironed out by me, and will be programmed in my downtime after camp. It has been festering in my mind all day and I had to write it down and iron it a bit. Hopefully I can remember HTML, I have not programmed HTML in a few years. Thoughts?
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If only they knew
Oh yes, I was the one engineer there, that cockblocked the guy from welding goggles, later on someone tried to murder me in the assembly line. He tried, but one does not simply kill the 85 year old man with a wrench.
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War, War never changes. The romans waged war to gather slaves and wealth. Spain built an empire for it's list for gold and territory. Hitler shaped a bettered germany into an economic superpower. NanoTransen built an empire on lies and coverups, But war never changes. In the 26th century, war was still waged over the resources that could be aquired, only this time the spoils of war were also it's weapons. Plasma, and Uranium. For these resources SS08 would wipe out Asia, The Syndicate would team up with the United Wizard Federation, And the Furry Freedom Force would dissolve into a mass of suicide bombing greytides, with no real objective. In 2576 the storm of the Plasma Race would come, and in two brief hours, most of the crew would be reduced to gibs. From the blood of NanoTransen Opression, a new station would struggle to arise. A few were able to get to the shuttle, your department were the few able to reach it. Imprisoned inside that huge safe shuttle, in the vastness of space, a crew departs without knowledge of the dangers awaiting them. Life for you, is about to change.
Like the SS13 version of the Fallout 1 opening speech, by Ron Pearlman?
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What I find funny, is that I posted this on Wed Nov 19, 2014 (Before I vanished)
and it did not get a reply until then end of may 2015.
#CosbyGate
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I don't know if this is actually how the appeal process works
Source: I'm a senior admin who's been here since day one
Why did you write this? What are your sources?
Did you even ask for permission to write this?
I needed something to do at 4 am when I could not sleep and the character was dead.
My sources is constantly looking at the accepted and denied appeals, out of boredom.
I was unaware I needed permission to write sonething that, if someone read the accepted and declined appeals enough, would understand. This is all an observation made on my part, just made into a.... Thing.
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I was the captain... Somewhere in this I crack and decide to give myself all the medals, I also ended up grinding my teeth IRL (Which is random)
So the shift started out normally, we had confirmed reports of vampires, I wanted to do a bureaucracy run, and then it went to shit...
The clown got an unapproved implant of a fucking radio in his chest, and so I decided to order security to detain the clown (I gave the clown a warning to go get it taken out) so we could perform surgery on him and remove the implant. Security subdues the clown and takes him to surgery, and surgery is fucking packed to the brim, and when we try to put him on the table he keeps resisting, and screaming that we are murdering him. The fucking NT Rep (Who appeared to have a friendship with the clown because the clown was calling for his name), comes, and when the clown makes a break for the door, and makes it through, the NT rep whisks him away, whilst giving me shit as if I actually DID murder the clown. Some time passes by, I am still trying to diffuse to situation, meanwhile the fucking clown's chest radio is picking up EVERY FUCKING WORD SAID. They were apparently writing a report about the incident, so I quickly draw up a incident report for centcom. More time passes, more arguing ensues, the NT rep comes up to me and says something along the lines of "I have been watching you and I have been writing everything about you since the fucking shift started". He wanted my job, and he continued to follow me to my office and chew me out, whilst I am trying to put a pizza in my office. He notices I have the RD's reactive armor (We had no RD at the beginning of the round so I did his duties for him, and took the armor for protection), and he asks "Why do you have the RD's reactive armor?!" I don't answer him and just shut the door.
I message the HoS to arrest the NT Rep for Mutiny (Because by his actions, I judged that he was trying to get me fired (I have experience in finding this out, learned it the hard way when I super admined a Gmod server, everyone wants you job and will set you up)). I file a resolution report to centcom that I was having the NT Rep arrested for blatant mutiny and the clown's illegal implant removed (I had gotten a response from CentCom the first report and they told me to either deal with it or be fired). The clown was detained once again and was being taken to surgery and the NT Rep was arrested for Mutiny. I fought off the NT Rep in command chat whilst waiting for my reply from centcom. The reply never came. I had to order the NT Rep be released on parole (And the fucker was still trying to get me fired). Right then I had a message that the clown was teleported out of custody and so I ordered the security to swarm the Telescience. A few go there and someone suggests that we should dismantle it as it is aiding criminals so I give the Green Light. 5 minutes later I have reports by the CE that the fucking NT Rep keeps re-assembling the computers in Telescience and refusing to leave. I tell him to deal with it, and then out of nowhere THE FUCKING CLOWN BREAKS INTO MY OFFICE THROUGH THE TELEPORTER ROOM saying he "Wants to talk" so my immediate response it so shoot him with disabler beams and call for security. I had one security officer arrive, and I had to unload most of my gun into the clown.
With that one security officer there was an engineer carrying a locker, and I thought nothing of it, until he moved the locker into the corner, and jumped in saying "I am a locker" so I throw him out. The security officer leaves with the clown and of course the clown is screaming "WHY AM I BEING ARRESTED FOR WANTING TO TALK TO THE CAPTAIN?!" the NT Rep immediately jumps on my ass over this so I go follow the security officer to go charge the clown the shitlist of crimes that he has committed, enough to warrant perma brig (But I wanted to throw him in isolation), I go grab the law book to start listing off the crimes and the NT Rep chimes in (With a few random security officers suddenly mad at me) "You know you cannot make up crimes captain". I list off the crimes and the clown says he has committed no crimes, he just wanted to talk to me. The NT Rep swiftly teleports in then teleports out (Even though Telescience is supposed to be disabled).
In my ear set, I hear reports of a GIANT clown demanding that the clown be released. I did not comply, until I saw the fucking thing. Then some dickfuck security guard lets the clown free whilst I am going to the clown to talk diplomacy. The giant clown did not want to talk diplomacy, and the normal clown commands the GIANT clown to chase me down. He chases me to the fitness room and corners me, so I try to talk diplomacy once again, and he starts hitting me. The reactive armors saves me and teleports me into the holographic room, which (With the aid of security shooting this shit out of it) I make my escape. People start to heckle me about running from it, EVEN THOUGH I AM NOT A FUCKING SECURITY OFFICER, and I go hide in a botany closet. At this point I am steaming mad, everyone is pissed at me for no reason and I got the adminbus trying to run me over. I vent into the ahelp and the admin apologizes. I feel bad at the point and say that is it my point for being so pissed off (In his defense, he was going after random people). I go to my office, and attempt to call the ERT, but I was unable because nobody would help card for it (I actually learned ERT comes in many classes, not just security). I bolt down the bridge, then had to open it back up for the CE, and when I open it back up, I see an angry mob outside the bridge with signs such as "Captain is Craptain". Fucking pissed off, and with security dealing with the honkmother still, I go and call the shuttle.
5 minutes passes, I am in a locker by arrivals, waiting for the pod. I still have the NT Rep being a complete douche, and the clown is depressed because.... They killed the Honkmother, in the chapel of all places (Where we had finished all our vampire issues), A new person spawns, I (In IC) tell him about the Honkmother and all that and then I say in OOC, "Never being captain again" and a handful of people say Good, saying that I was SHIT, and that. THE FUCKING GUY THAT PLAYED THE SELF-ANTAGGING CLOWN (And another guy was possibly the NT Rep), even spoke up and said I was bad. I dealt with their shit with minimum hostility, for nearly two hours, start to finish, and no fucking sympathy. (This got my grinding my teeth, which I never do). I have had issues with the guy who played the clown in the past, because (Even though being a veteran player) he (Or at least when he plays as a clown, which is always) acts like he is king shit. I had to stop playing as Juarez Ledezma because of this guy (And a few others) metagrudging. At this point I lose it, I completely withdraw and focus mainly on ending the round. And that is what I did, I finished the round without saying anything because I seem to be cursed by a thing of...
For every one community that likes me, Ten dislike/hate me.
I ranted about it in the minichat box an a wise man said something along the lines of...
"So to some extent actual leadership is basically that rant. It is herding cats, but half of them hate you and some portion of the other half want your job."
... and that was so true. I withdrew names to salvage any hurt feelings I caused by writing this up, instead of fucking writing a player report.
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1. When people, who are guilty of murder/attempted murder/trying to blow a person up lie until their death that they were innocent, yet there are prints, people claiming it was them, and everything pointing at them.
2. When people are incompetent as fuck (EG: Trying to borg an SSD person and not even doing it right)
3. When people drug the food
4. When Sec will not look into kidnapping cases and general people fucking around
5. When the HoS orders the detective around like a security member
6. When, people are impatient with the detective when he is already in the middle of another case
7. Did I mention the one about people lieing about their innocence until death, even when it all aims to them?
8. When sec neglects to check the box, coat, and bible, when searching a guilty party (Apparently the guy hid an IED and a Emag in a bible)
9. When security does nothing but drink
10. When nobody will give the detective an extra pair of handcuffs/ Won't give him his handcuffs back
11. When people immediately form Dante's vampire hunting club
12. When people leave "Floor pills" everywhere
13. When a security officer neglects someone doing bad, and expects THE DETECTIVE to go arrest him
14. When people abandon the brig, with just the Detective and the Brig Physician in there
15. When people want to perma a syndicate murderer, who has bombs and attempted murder, instead of execution.
16. When my Internet Provider decided to be shit, we pay over $100 a month for high speed internet and it is shit
17. When people scream that the security/detective is shit, even when the guy tried to kill the detective and the detective gave tons of lenience.
18. When people try to break out of security over 5 minutes of time.
19. When the clown slips everyone, then gets pissed (And holds a cross round grudge) because of someone taking their slipping item
20. When people keep cross-round relationships.
21. When people fake dating and love relationships. (That is just asking for trouble)
22. When nobody gives Karma at all.
23. When the HoS, even when hearing our conversation about a case over the Security radio, halts an investigation/pursuit to ask what is going on.
24. When people shove bureaucracy down the throat
25. When someone is overly aggressive, then is the first to complain when the defending party defends themselves and defeats the attacker.
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Here is the basic tree of the process of appealing a ban.
And now you know, you impatient people, this is the process.
LEARN FROM IT!
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So are you told of problems with your application?
Not usually, you do not see me complaining, I made one in august of 2014 and only made another just now...
Are you in some kind of rush?
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I need to learn Japanese, so I can do things... No questions, what programs/books did you use to learn Japanese?
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While the subreddits are starting to black out, I opened up a new temporary subreddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/ParadiseSS13/
Enjoy, or not.
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Sounds like even shittier nations.
Exactly. It is nations, but less fun, and more shitshow.
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Let's see here
First, you're a detective, not a security officer.
Secondly, why the fuck do you have lethals as a detective.
Third, because of YOUR internet connection we should change or remove an entire gene just for you?
Ahelp next time.
First: In this sitiation: The security were not doing their job, his timer was already ticking away, he was in the brig medbay, and I had to go investigate something. With the help of the brig doctor I was able to put him in for his remaining 20 minutes.
Secondly: The detective's revolver rounds are lethal (Last I checked)
Third: I could not give two shits about my internet, but when the "difficult to get" hulk gene is always found and distributed within 10 minutes. Although thanks to having mutadone to fix it, I will just load up on that at the beginning of every round.
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Side note: it's not your job to arrest people as detective--you're there to investigate, not go around arresting people or setting their timer.
I never arrested him, nor did I set his timer. Sec was not doing their job, the timer was already set, and we already had him detained after he came at me hulked out with a shard of glass. I was about to report it but then the spider nation attacked.
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Think of this when you are a detective with shitty internet and no brig access. You just got assistance to put in a subject that broke into the brig, attempted to murder you, and took an entire round of lethals to the head AND LIVED. You would kind of hope that he would be a prize of your duty. But then when you get him into the brig cell, your internet goes out and a Special Snowflake Civilian with Hulk breaks him out of the brig, and you cannot do shit because you cannot get into the brig cell. You would be kind of pissed off right? It seems too fucking common that these people are given the hulk gene and nobody goes through with demoting the genetcists. Like WHAT THE FUCK?!
Either remove the Hulk Gene or make it extreamly hard to get it.
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Name of Event: Purge
One Sentence Description: A free for all where NanoTransen has terminated everyone's contract and anarchy has broken out.
Map Changes: No
Code Changes: No
Will this work with the standard Paracode base. Yes
Suggested Number of Players: 20+
What type of population level would this be best for? Any
Full Description of Event: The event triggers around 10-50 minutes into the round, NT suddenly sets code Epsilon and all laws can no longer be enforced. A shitshow free for all.
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Anyone notice on the entirety of the internet there has been an influx of "Christian Standards"? A person getting lynched for fucking swearing, having human emotions, etc. Although yes, I have been agrovated by a recent happening of this, it has been hapoening elsewhere. Personally I would not wanna play SS13 with Ned Flanders.
A list of things people have been gettinf lynched for
Swearing
Talking about intercourse
Anger
Manners
Pot (The Marijuana type, not the gardening container)
War Politics
What are your thoughts? Would you wanna play with Ned Flanders, but more shitty?
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Voting no because you keep re-posting the link on the chat
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Maybe add a little message box for people calling and recalling the emergency shuttle? Totally optional but would be handy in case we end up with Captain Snowflake who calls it because of rumors of shadow people.
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So I was hoping to get paid at the end of the month, something around $50. I decided to buy a bunch of cheap stuff from ebay, amounting less than $50 so I can have snack money left over. So the payments went through, I owed the bank a little less than $45, but then some shit went down. I got charged my infamous $5 overdraft fee, which was all right, but then I started having all my payments refunded (All the packages were shipped as well) and with each refund I was charge a $48 return fee. I made somewhere around 5 payments. When all the refunds went through (As of now anyways) I now owe -$263.45 which I don't have. I have no job, and I am only 16 years old. There is a really funny thing about it all though, this is my savings account that has been brutalized. Lucky for you all I am not gonna E-beg, just gonna go slowly die in a corner, as I have my interest calculated at %0.05 daily.
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216 extra copys of "The Ship" unable to be sold or traded.
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Had the spare game for a while, make offers.
Winders Visto
in NSS Cyberiad Crew Records
Posted
Name: Winders Visto
Age: 85 years of service
Gender: Speaks like male
Race: IPC
Blood Type: NanoTransen Premium SMES Oil (-O)
General Occupational Role(s):
Shaft Miner
Engineer
Captain
Bartender
Biography:
Winders Visto was found in a landfill, uprooted by the explosion of SS08. Someone had combined an old monitor with the main tower of a computer. The operating system it was running was "Windows Vista", and the provided hardware proved that it was all it could handle. After years of upgrades, it was commissioned to be a working unit, and was the pride of budget robotics. It is now running a NanoTransen offshoot of Linux Lynx, with the same hard-drive and active processes that it was originally found with. This IPC has a tendency to be rude, crude, and lewd. It is also said that he is severe kleptomania, driving him to trespass into places where he is not supposed to be, to grab things he is not supposed to have.
[Clearance: CentCom] Operated one year on SS08 as a guest terminal, was found after the explosion to be intact in the landfill
Qualifications: Loaded with multiple job files, and possible a bit of malware that leaked in from a random place
Employment Records:
SS14: 15 years Total [Dismissed]
SS03: 30 years Total [Dismissed]
SS12: 5
CentCom Plasma Mining: NOT RECORDED
Security Records:
Multiple cases of Theft, all dismissed
Medical Records:
Constant grinding sound in head, undetermined.
Personnel Photo (Appearance text):
Standing proud, and vibrating the slightest, Winders Visto stands in glory, but you can also notice that his monitor shifts when he sees an object he likes.
Commendations [only to be added by admin]:
Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:
Other Notes: Last to complain, first to screw you over for his benefit.