PokeMoney
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Alright so if you remember me in 2014, and 2015 I was a horrible person. I would get in arguments in OOC, badmouth people, and all around act like a cunt. I have left paradise around 4 times now, this being my 5th time back. I am attempting to be back for good. As you can tell from the title, that is what I am going to talk about. At the time I was going through a major mental health crisis. It had been a slow spiral down and I actually finally fully broke a couple months ago. I broke because of a disease issue I am going through.
I have what seems to be Crohn's disease (For those who don't know, I get lots of ulcers and inflammation in my colon which causes bleeding and lots of pain). I had a really bad flare up which is now slowly getting me creeping towards an official diagnosis. It runs in the family so that is the most probable cause. I was in so much pain I was spending all day in bed. I am going to stop sidetracking and get back to the main topic at hand.
My mental health hasn't always been the great, I have had a lot of issues over the years. I am not some street child who has seen gang war, but I do have PTSD. I am not going to go into the details of what caused it (Learned my lesson on that, is gets used against a person) but it is pretty bad. Now I do not intend to justify my basket case of a personality through my mental health, but it did play a big part it in. 2-3 weeks ago I was put on Zoloft, as a way to combat my PTSD (I was on cipralex before I had finally told my psych what happened to me during this whole spiral). I try to be more leveled out, and the zombifiying zoloft helps a bit.
For those who I have affected in the past with my attention-whoring belligerent personality I am sorry.
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Yeah I hate the new medical system. I dislike having my hand held and guided with something that should be complex.
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Clown. I am already a goofball as it is, so it makes it better. It also doesn't stress a person when they turn into a punching bag.
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Discuss this amazing shit, like I tried the Leader of the brands, the Huy Fong branded one today and it was WAAY better than my original bottle from Lee Kum Kee and I thought the Flavor made the burn feel worse than it should be on the Lee Kum Kee sauce.
I tried it with pizza. AMAZING
I tried it with Mac & Cheese. AMAZING
Tomorrow I am gonna try it with my lunch meat buns and it will be AMAZING.
I am an avid hotsauce collector and this shit is the best.
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I'm against more ways to remove people from the round with a matter of clicks.
All it takes is 3 clicks to remove a brain- One to pick it up, another to put it in the grinder, the final to grind it.
Everything else is OK, though-- But being able to print synthetic ones of these out should be made possible before this.
Also, we don't have anti-toxin in the code, last time I've checked.
Well if we are gonna go legit with no murders, there are always corpses and monkeys for brains.
Hmmm I guess Anti-toxin was removed.
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I was thinking maybe there was a way chemists could take organs from the clown Organ donations. All of these would require pulping them in a grinder into an "[Example Organ] paste". All the suggested recipes are a bastardized synthesis based on my chemistry knowledge.
What could the brain be processed into?!: Brain = 10 units
Brain Paste [4 part] + Sleeping Toxin [1 part] = Melatonin (Toxinless Sleeping chemical)
Brain Paste [5 part] + Fungus[1 part] + Sodium Chloride[1 part] + Space Drugs[3 part] = DMT DiMethylTriptamine (A hallucinogen found in everything but very small amounts, twice as strong as Space Drugs and in a dose over 1 units it makes the user pass out for half a minute)
Brain Paste[3 part] + Anti Toxin[1 part] + Charcoal[1 part] = Dopamine (A natural painkiller)
What could the eye be processed into?!: Eyes = 5 units
Eye Paste[5 parts] + Sulfuric Acid[3 parts] + Sodium Chloride[1 part] = Processed Eye (A possible replacement for Atropine in Oculane)
What could the heart be turned into? Heart = 7 units
Heart Paste [7 partts] + Sodium Chloride [3 parts] + Sulfuric Acid = Unnatrument (A made up word, chemical replacement for Nutriment, 5 toxin damage if exceeding 10 units ingested)
What could the Lungs be turned into? Lungs = 7 units (If donor has smoked, it results in 5 units)
Lung Paste + Sodium Chloride + Ethanol = Processed Lung paste (When ingested orally user gets slightly drunk and heals a small amount of suffocation damage)
Everything else can be pasted but does nothing.
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I will either listen to Eminem, Nirvana, and a few songs by Mystery Skulls. I will also turn on a beat and freestyle in between performing surgeries to keep mentally awake, but this is rare. (Edit: Heheh nope not doing that anymore I sound stupid
Currently as of posting this listening to this: Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box
Edit: I also listen to a crap ton of ambient music, not just those narrow bands I listed.
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Welcome to a brief guide on the DOs and DONTs of beating up mimes. This is all written from the receiving side.
A mime is knocking on a window repeatidly:
DO: Disarm him and drag him away
DONT: Beat him with a crowbar to near death
A mime is waiting in surgery after being beaten and needs special surgery, you also happen to dislike the mime and possibly have a golem
DO: Disarm the mime, push him down, and shove him down disposals (Unless he is in dire need of surgery)
DONT: Have your golem/you beat the mime to a thread away from death and then ditching him in a closet when he is comatose
A mime is throwing your food in the garbage:
DO: Call security to dispatch it
DONT: Cut his hands off with a knife
A clown has tabled you
DO: Call security and keep pushing him down
DONT: Beat him to death/ near death with an oxygen tank
A clown/mime has flipped your table
DO: Disarm him and push him down
DONT: Chase him down with a spear/shotgun out of the chapel/bar
A mime speaks
DO: Disarm him, restrain him, and put a ballgag on him
DONT: Beat his head off with a oxygen tank
Feel free to add to this fun guide, most of it is me making up situations.
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Been gone since early August of this year (No I am no less of a pleb), so I am wondering what has changed since then content wise?
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Granted, but thanks to planned obsolescence, you will require a new motherboard, ram, and processor in 3 weeks, and in 4 weeks all the components will melt
I wish I had unlimited funds in my bank account.
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Just finished the Marble Hornets series... Holy shit was it amazing.
If I were to say ANYTHING it would spoil it, and the plot is that great. The first few entries can be a bit dull, but they get great.
Editing 10/10
Plotline 9/10 confusing
4th wall elements 11/10
https://www.youtube.com/user/MarbleHornets/videos
Watch it, while I was on entry #48 they posted their newest video in a new series.
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I would recommend Mein Kampf, now before you get mad, let me explain.
To understand and enjoy the book you gotta look paat the things Adolf haa caused, and just absorb it.
If your are do not like the thought of reading that, then I would recommend Tom Clancy's "Red October" just don't put it down for a week or else you will be confused.
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NTSAM the strange
Be gentle with T.U.R.N.I.P
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Medbay best bay. Surgeon specifically, due to my incompetence with chems.
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Name: T.U.R.N.I.P
Age: 85 years NT Operating Age
Gender: Identifies as male
Race: IPC/ Machine
Blood Type: AB+ Standard Oil
General Occupational Role(s):
Surgeon
RD
Captain
Botanist
Biography:
A refurbished IPC Mk.1U3R from the Second Soviet Insurgence (Which took place in North America and is linked to a very early form of the Syndicates). Found in an containment locker, setup for salvage in a derelict chop shop on Magroon 9. Records indicate he was deactivated for around 200 years, the SSI starting 270 years prior to him being found. He was in horrible condition, and even the man that was going to take him apart said in a statement to NT officials "All he was good for was scrap, I could not even access the head compartment to get circuit boards". He was taken to a NT HQ in Magroon 9 to be examined and they deemed him fit for usage, after some restoration. He is prone to paranoia and fits of simulated rage.
Qualifications:
Microchips are as follows:
Leadership chip [Original Chip in body]
Basic Combat Chip [Original Chip in body]
Advanced Hand-Hand Combat Chip [Removed]
Surgical Chip [Added]
Scientist Delight Chip [Added]
Advanced Combat Techniques Chip [Original chip in body, Nerfed by NT]
Operating System: TurnipNT OS [NanoTransen built OS based off original Turnip OS]
Employment Records:
Multiple tours of duty with stations
Security Records:
None
Medical Records:
N/A
Personnel Photo (Appearance text):
Standing at your average IPC height, his Red monitor reflecting his emotions. On the outside he looks normal, but with different colors, maybe a bit more basic.
Commendations [only to be added by admin]:
Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:
Other Notes:
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I suggested putting it into the CMO's office, to prevent greytiding. Also I never knew that we did not need goggles to weld an IPC. My main focus was mainly the limbs.
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It is a spoopy scary skull
8.1/10 too much water
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Does anybody has anything against me changing Pokemoney's avatar to this?
Don't worry my precious, a new avatar is on the way, once I finish being robust at Shitty Pixel art.
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Robotics can be slow/non existent at times, and sometimes IPCs need to be repaired. I suggest it would be best that we add an emergency IPC repair kit into the CMO's office so then the surgeon can fix things then and there
Coding Difficulty: Adding things to Map
I suggest that the box contains:
A set of robotic limbs
A welder
A bit of cable coil
Welding goggles
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I have noticed that my computer has gotten a much needed speed boost, which is great because with natural decay of power in laptops can be so sad. It makes a few screens in SS13 look amazing. The only bad side is that I need a microsoft account for Cortana, which I am gonna find a way to fix that.
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So this round started like any other round, I wait for like 20 minutes and no surgeries, and then there is a slime guy ODing on meth (Something kept injecting him), so we get him into a body scanner, and he requests that I chop his lower body off, saying he will live. I decided that since he ordered it, I may as well go with it. I oblige, making sure that everyone near a speaker knows what is going on, and so I proceed with it. Lo and behold he has died, and I scramble to try and clone him, I put his slime core into a monkey brain, take him to cloning, everything is set, except for the lack of Biomass. After some running around I was unable to get any so I give up and morgue him, and continue on my way.
Later in the round, the AI is being real sketchy, and there are no patients for me to perform surgery on I decided to go to a walk. So I walk by the vault, and there is a miner and a clown there. The clown immediately clams up when he sees me and is like "I better practice my fire drills just incase" and rolls on the floor. I stand around for a bit and he decides to open up the vault, he loots the one full of gold and I go for the other crate. Silver coins, I did not want the Silver coins so I check the Cabinet and there is a file called "Top Secret" so I decided to take it and keep it on me. He steals the nuke and we agree to part ways. I head back to surgery and decided to watch some surgeries.
Later on I take a small break for 5 minutes, and people are fighting outside. A small bit later I am back in my OR making sure everything is in order and the CMO comes in with the dead corpse of a person he just fought, and decided to start chopping her up for transplant parts, but the CMO is in horrible condition so I convince her to let me do surgery on her, and so I heal her up and then I begin to remove his/her infections (I did not pay attention). Mid way through the chemist barges in, says something about something coming through maint and welds the door shut. After all of that he pulls out a Esword and says "You will surrender to Ra'asha Zhan-Khazan" so I say "Piss off I am in the middle of something" and he allows me to continue surgery, he says that he is holding the CMO hostage, so he can talk to the HoS before the explosions. He attempts to make contact with the HoS but Coms are down, so I decided to throw those Top Secret documents at him and say "Use those instead", and he questions if I was a syndicate as well, and I lie and say Yes. Somewhere in that a Vox comes to the window and does not speak up for a bit and goes unnoticed. He then says something in Vox Speak and so the Syndicate barges out, says "You shouldn't have done that" and blows up the vox. I quickly pull the CMO out of the scanner, but not before grabbing the Top Secret Documents, and the lack of oxygen makes her lungs collapse when she gets out.
We go through a hole in space that we could not bypass, and I run her to the cryotube and get her in, she was a hair away from death, I get a message in my headset from a fellow Medical Vox and I push him and his friends in Cryotubes. Time elapses, the round ends, and I feel amazing because of all that I did...
TL;DR Had things I wasn't supposed to, Used it against someone who could've done worse, he done fucked up.
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What is wrong with it?
Heads of Staff, what do you want me to do as captain?
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Only head that I've been playing is RD and I have one simple request to any Captain and/or AI. Let me play with my toys! I know what I am doing. On one occasion RNG did not favor me and a teleporting experiment device accidentally teleport me into the AI upload (THE FIRST TIME IT WAS SET TO LETHAL), and I came out relatively unscathed because of my armor. I dropped the teleporter and all I was asking was for the AI to unbolt it's core and let me grab it. The first time it was a hassle to get, the second time they left it in there. I wasn't an Antag, and I even helped security by giving them a flashbang experimental device. All I was trying to do was map out how far it can teleport me and if there are any variables in direction.
Also as a chef I would like the captain to ensure botany isn't making only drugs. I want some variety in ingredients. I would also like to be allowed into the morgue, with the higher numbers of players we need more meat. Cargo gets greedy sometimes with points or packages are extremely late. I do not want to constantly risk lynching because I have to harvest any unattended animals/ I can and will only make brain burgers if I am being hassled over trying to do my job.