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Basilisk132mm

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    1. You need some latin lessons

     

     

     

    2. Please don't use the scientific latin name of the species of your character to name your character. Nobody names their children "Homo Sapiens Sapiens"

     

    3. When someone says you are "a trained soldier" at the age of 22 that means you are probably going to be assigned to the frontline of infantry.

     

    4. Nanotrasen is a mega-corporation, they don't have armies, and therefore they don't have generals. Their private military forces are mostly composed by Elite squads led by captains, sergeants or officials.

     

    5. Please keep in mind that Space Station 13 is a game not meant to let you live your fantasized characters. They will die, they will ridiculized and they will be laughed at, unless you earn your respect. And you have to earn that respect without abusing all the meta-knowledge the wikipedia has to offer (Example: knowing surgery, chemistry, bomb disabling, airlock hacking and torch juggling all at once) since that is cheap and might even get you banned. Good luck gaining that respect on a server with an average population of +100 players. And even then you might end face-down in a pile of their own bloody feces.

     

    6. You also seem to both severaly underestimate, and then severly overestimate, and then again severly underestimate the conginitve learning ability of an ,allegedly, intelligent sentient being.

     

    7. I could go on but I want to give others the chance too.

     

    SENTENCE:

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    Oh come on, what's the worst that could happen? that you can syphon the entire station? You can already fucking do that with the atmos computer. I'm a complete scrub at atmos, but that looks so emprahdamn sweet.

     

    Fuck, at last some interesting PR on the github. Engineering and atmos was always about the know-how, so i dont see why it would be a bad system. I never liked airlocks to be hard-maped because you couldnt make anything similar to them. I admire your hard work.

     

    And this is from 30-Nov? damn, 3 months of work to the trash because "OMG OP". I thought SS13 rewarded veteran experienced players. Before people started posting the NTSL guides on the forums, there was only maybe one or two guys using it at all, and it's not like it was abused or used for grief or something, damnit. If you are really going to go that way you might as well remove-... Wait, no i DIDNT MEAN THA- *NERFBAT TO THE FACE* *SCREAM*

     

    Fuck it, time to lurk the CDDA github instead, at least there they put fun before !!MUH BALANS!!.

     

    P.S: If the coders didn't like the system, at least they could tell you BEFORE everything was fixed and ready to use, and not after all the hard work, that's just fucking rude. And if the "OMG EXPERIENCED PLAYERS OP" is such a problem, then why dont make a complete guide on the forums or wiki about it? I mean, it would be a real shame if that system is discarded jsut because of that.

     

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    [snip-d'aawww]

    OhmyEmprah that's so cuuuuuteeee, look at her little body and oversized legs, adorable. <3

     

    Also, relevant:

     

    This 097046adac.jpg plus 14 monkeys = b0e83ba26e.jpg

     

    (ignore the pine trees, fat bastards trying to plug in)

     

    And yes, that dead spider in there is the first "friendly" nurse who was brutally murdered euthanized by her firstborns.

     

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    -> be trator with a syndicate uplink

    -> buy the random "Syndicate bundle"

    -> pray for the "Dark Lord" pack

    -> you get black robes and a hood to look like the False Emperor, two red e-swords and a SE injector with TK

    -> laugh evily while waving your swords at everybody

    -> slip on a banana peel and get robusted by the clown

     

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    So, uh.... a well done rev round?

     

    Revolution is about that, few syndicate agents "recrutiting" the crew to take over the station to keep it for theirselves.... except they prefer to bomb the shit out of everything while screaming "VIVA LA REVOLUTION" to cause chaos so they heads eventually get theirselves killed. Or just lolflash everybody they come across and wait for the greytide to say "LOL I ANTAG" and rush the nearest head of staff to swarm them with a hurricane of crowbars.

     

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