berty

Hello all, hoping to make this a fun thread with fun examples of paperwork. Played as HOP and had a guy give me this brilliantly filled out form for replacement of ID: S-23 Form: Replacement ID card for lost or damaged ID card request Name/Aliases: Ozzy Baker Current Job: Virologist Was the card lost or damaged?: You better believe it was How was the card lost or damaged?: THEN FUCKING SPACE NEIGHBORS STOLE IT AND MY ORGANS. What can be done to avoid this occurring again?: If Viro wasn't a loney job, and if the monkeys could have saved me. Get better monkeys so they can be my god damn bodyguards. What, if any, executive action needs to be taken?: KILL THE SPACE NEIGHBORS

Hello fellow spessmen. Ive been playing this game on and off a bit and always end up back on nanotrasen. Love the server, don`t know that many people on it though, so thought it would be a good idea to present myself here on the forums. There are few games in this world that can make me laugh as much as this game and this server.