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  1. Paperwork is used everywhere around the station; from additional access, job transfers, and cyborgification. Not all paperwork is created to impede or choke, sometimes it's made for fun! What's your favorite fun bits of paperwork?

    To start out this thread, I'll showcase my Fashion Violation citation for whenever I'm playing security and bored on Green alert.

    Spoiler
    [center]
    [logo]
    Nanotrasen Science Station Cyberiad Security Department
    
    [hr]
    [large][b]Fashion Violation (S1031)[/b][/large]
    
    [hr]
    [b]Did you dress in the dark?[/b]
    [small]While fashion may not be your passion,
    remember that the rest of us have to look at you.[/small][/center]
    
    [b]Violation[/b]:
    [b]Fee[/b]: 300 Credits
    [b]Issuing Officer[/b]: $
    [b]Issued to[/b]: $
    [b]Signed[/b] [sign]
    [center][small]I'm not all that critical, I'm just trying to keep the peace.[/small][/center]
    
    [hr]

     

    In case you ever have no idea what to write for a violation refer to this handy list!

    Spoiler

    Accessories abuse
    All-around terrible choices
    Did not meet the party requirements
    Exceeding the color limit
    Excessive denim
    Excessive layers
    Horrible outfit
    Improper headwear
    Insufficient effort
    Out of season scarf
    Over the cute limit
    Overly formal
    Overly informal
    Socks with sandals
    Too comfortable
    Too tacky for words
    Wardrobe malfunction
    You call those shoes?

     

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  2. While playing as Baldur, I managed to disarm an abductor near Chapel's maintenance of their advanced weaponry and confirmed their existence. A while later, I heard a taser go off near dorms and an abductor had been stunned. I quickly throw some pink cuffs on them and buckle them to a chair in processing so we could all take a clear look at the freak. They were cremated shortly after.

     

    Later on, I got abducted in revenge near arrivals. This was a very fun shift!

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  3. I died from a bomb and had no body or brain, so I decided to check the spawners menu and saw someone was a beach bum, so I thought I'd join them as a vulpkanin lifeguard. We eventually got onto the station, but were stuck out in the open during a radiation storm. I was pulled into the evacuation shuttle and revived, but I wanted to see if Darren was alright. He was barely alive, so I did the only thing I could think of...

    A story in two acts.

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  4. Uv'uidrrixz, Herrington, NT-Sam, Aelwyn, Sigurd, and Kyani
    vs 
    Joey Spuff & Central Comand

    After a 20 minute argument in the bar over station diversity spawning from Joey's advanced race theory, followed by a nearly 10-minute kidnapping of him, Uv and Co took matters into their own hands to permanently retire Joey and to make sure Central Command heard their voices loud and clear. In this image, Uv, Sigurd, Kyani, and Herrington prepare to fly the ERT shuttle to CentCom after a skirmish with two ERT soldiers. It ended as well as one would imagine.

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  5. Name: Sigurd Ludevig

    Age: 27

    Gender: M

    Race: Vulpkanin; Dalstadt

    Blood Type: O-

    General Occupational Roles:

    (In order of competency. These represent how competent Sigurd would be in that role for a shift.)

    • Surgeon/Medical Doctor
    • Chemist
    • Paramedic
    • Geneticist
    • Security


    Biography:
    Sigurd Ludevig was born on Dalstadt into a small habitat with several brothers and sisters. An intrinsic interest in chemistry and anatomy earned him the elders’ encouragement to pursue a life of medicine. After a few years of saving, Sigurd’s family and a few others managed to pool their resources together in order to send him to the Lunar Academy of Medicine. 

    He soon learned that what he had been given was not enough to earn any degree, nor was it enough to secure any living space. Desperate to not return home to Dalstadt, Sigurd signed into a contract with a creditor and offered up his limbs as collateral. Replaced with cybernetics, Sigurd now had enough funding to finish his education and receive years’ worth of practice at a Nanotrasen-owned facility: the NBS Anansi. Having demonstrated potential and skill in his field of work, Sigurd was offered a contract to work on board the NSS Cyberiad.

    Sigurd continues to owe ever-increasing amounts of money to his creditor and has been threatened with "repossession" of his internal organs.
     

    Qualifications:

    • M.D. from the Lunar Academy of Medicine


    Employment Records:

    • Three years of surgical residency at NBS Anansi
    • Current crew-member of NSS Cyberiad
       

    Security Records:

    • Reprimanded for smoking cigarettes in operating theatre.


    Medical Records:

    • Occasional acute sleep deprivation
    • Right & Left Arms Mechanical
    • Right & Left Hands Mechanical
    • Right & Left Legs Mechanical
    • Right & Left Feet Mechanical


    Personnel Photo:
    An average sized Vulpkanin with bright orange and white fur.


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    Other Notes:

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  6. Hello and welcome to Paradise!

    There are a lot of mentors and players ready to teach others if they find someone willing to learn, it was kind of surprising to me!

    As for medical and security records, I've poked around a bit and I personally use these templates from Aurora Station. For other examples, check out the Crew Records subforum to get an idea for what to write in yours.

  7. About a million years ago I played Space Station 13 and later on SomethingAwful had picked it up and good times were had, but I eventually stop playing. A long time goes by and they make their code open source and my friends get very excited, but I mostly ignored it.

    I peeked at Paradise before, when they had ambassador jobs, and it seemed pretty fun. I think I played elsewhere, however.

    Fast forward to now, it seeped into my recommends on YouTube and I looked around at what servers were around, and saw that Paradise encouraged some roleplay and here I am!

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  8. Name's Connor!

    I'll admit it, I got interested because of some YouTube videos and the wacky shenanigans that happened in them. I poked around the Wiki and read most of the lore behind the station, NanoTrasen, and the species on board. That was a fun read.

    I hope to see you in space!

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  9. Better late than never! Here's my attempt, assuming medical records are kept.

     
     
     
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    [center][logo]
    
    [b]MEDICAL PRESCRIPTION[/b]
    [small]Always keep this form with you.[/small][/center]
    
    [hr]
    
    [center][small][i]To comply with Space Law and NanoTrasen policies, any controlled drug with prescribed dosage must be handwritten by the physician or physicians assistant.
    This document must be photocopied, with one copy attached to the patient's medical record, another with the patient.[/i][/small][/center]
    
    Name of patient: [small][field][/small]
    Age: [small][field][/small]
    Blood type: [small][field][/small]
    
    [hr]
    
    [center][b]LIST OF CURRENT MEDICATIONS[/b][/center]
    
    Prescribed drug: [field]
    Dosage: [field]
    Reason for taking: [field]
    
    Additional notes: [field]
    
    
    PHYSICIAN'S SIGNATURE: [sign]

     

     

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