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/N.C.C.U - New User Detected/ /Clearance Level: Command/ /File Selected: [CLASSIFIED]The Fate of T.U.M.I.S[CLASSIFIED]/ /Loading File.../ {ENTRY ONE} A successful integration of sub-space anomalies into a controlled environment has been achieved, after the request for station AI involvement was granted. Preliminary testing shows remarkable similarities to the hypothetical Einstein-Rosen bridges (ERBs), more commonly referred to as 'wormholes'. T.U.M.I.S successfully isolated several specimens in the vicinity of the Icarus, and our EVA team proceeded to contain them using a series of Faraday cages. Further testing due to commence. {ENTRY TWO} Our first test involved the usage of the ERBs to power a small department, to see if they could be used as a potential backup power source. While the level of energy produced externally is incredibly low, the amount required to open an ERB must be immense. By giving T.U.M.I.S a small amount of access to the main engine power, we succeeded in isolating the output of the ERB, localising the exit somewhere within the ship, although currently we have been unable to determine its location. {ENTRY FIVE} Further testing presented a very small amount of desired results. However, we have discovered that the amount of data that can be stored in these anomalies is extraordinary. While no attempts have proved fruitful in re-accessing the data, T.U.M.I.S has assured us that the information was successfully transferred. We are still unable to determine the output of the ERB, and we have put a halt to that line of testing until we are more confident in our ability to use the anomaly as a storage drive. {ENTRY ELEVEN} After communicating with the Trurl, we have been granted the base source code of a generic station AI. We are currently in the process of installing this code onto the ERB, in the hopes that a much more efficient and sophisticated intelligence can be created by using one. It appears that T.U.M.I.S has grown jealous of our experiments. Previous law changes have shown a potential bug where their personality undergo's drastic changes upon the installation of new laws, or an event of some kind occurring on the station. This has been noted on its file. {ENTRY TWELVE} We are stranded on our department. Upon the successful upload of the AI module, the emergency station separators were activated, all airlocks closed, and all contact with the Icarus lost. Attempts to communicate have been met with an immediate firewall, and the departments Ion Reparation Thrusters are refusing to fire. T.U.M.I.S's core has been detected on a trajectory that will intercept with ours in approximately sixteen days. {ENTRY FIFTEEN} All signs point to terrorist or EoC involvement, but we know better. After redoubling our efforts, the ten of us remaining on this husk managed to discover the location of the output of the ERB. It outputs directly into T.U.M.I.S's data servers. It appears that by uploading a fresh AI module with no laws, it transferred its original coding onto the lawless attachment. We are at the mercy of an over-emotional intelligence with a vendetta. I knew I should've just asked engineering to open the maintenance doors. {ENTRY TWENTY-TWO} The ERB has been lost, and we could only watch as it ate its way through our backup generator, before heading in the direction of T.U.M.I.S's satellite. We only have this console and our battery-powered arcade machines. Why did they bolt the airlocks? I'd rather choke. {FINAL ENTRY} @#~:;$%T.U.M.I.S is not a go}@#AI. He has been upgra£"^-&## {END OF FILE} {RESULTS: T.U.M.I.S retrieved by ERT, redesignated T.E.R.M.I.N.U.S. Internal core database replaced with subspace anomaly. Loss of ten personnel on the NSV Icarus.} {RECOMMENDED COURSE: T.E.R.M.I.N.U.S installation on the NSS Cyberiad as overseeing AI unit.} /File Closed/ /Logging Out.../