25charactersorless
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Coding Difficulty: Easy
Scope: Small
Balance Issues: None
Why: As a Detective I feel it would be more convenient to have a universal recorder and a box of tapes start in their cabinet, much like the NT Rep does.
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I would love for the wanted issue system to be updated to reflect the recent changes with the Security record photos.
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Security
- Detectives not wearing their Forensic Gloves.
- Detectives scanning floors.
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The Head of Security being completely silent on the Security channel.
- Lack of communication in general on the Security channel.
- Detectives with SecHUD glasses.
- Detectives with a taser and their .38 revolver.
- Detectives who refuse a partner because "I only work alone."
- Witnesses refusing to give information on a crime.
- People who try and suicide in processing.
- People who ignore police/engineering tape break it.
- Security Officers/Detectives/Head of Security/Wardens getting X-Ray when there's no need for it.
- People committing a crime then going SSD for the rest of the shift after they're caught.
- Brig Physicians not doing their job.
- Security Officers that don't lock their lockers.
- "Loud" Antagonists.
- Security ignoring the Detective.
- Security Pod Pilots that go SSD in their office after a while.
Service
- Wet floors with no wet floor signs.
- Bartenders that require payment for drinks.
- Bartenders that refuse to give up the last flask because it's for them even though they have an entire bar behind them.
- Botanists that don't supply the Chef with any ingredients and instead make weed/bluespace bananas/death nettle.
- Chefs that use corpses for ingredients.
Medical
- Coroners that go SSD/cryo in the beginning of the shift or are just too lazy to do the job.
- Chief Medical Officers that refuse to do the Coroner's job when there isn't one or hiring a replacement for them.
Engineering
- People who ignore police/engineering tape break it.
- Mechanics that fuck off into space without first asking if anyone wants a pod.
- People who think it's a good idea to open/deflate/pop that inflatable barrier.
Science
- Science not upgrading anything.
Supply
- Having more than two Cargo Techs.
- Being asked to fill out a form for a common item in Cargo.
Command
- Heads who refuse death alarms.
- Heads who try and avoid the Blueshield when they're not an Antagonist.
- Head of Personnels asking for paperwork, then refusing to check it because the line is closed.
General
- Jobs with unique items in their locker/workplace cryoing with them in an irretrievable state(I.E. The Detective cryoing with his .38 in his holster).
- @Streaky Haddock's puns.
- People calling airlocks doors.
- People going SSD round start because they didn't get the role they wanted instead of cryoing.
- Greytide.
- PEOPLE WEARING SUITS AND SNEAKERS!
- Diona Nymphs attacking people.
- Borers in general.
- People who don't use proper punctuation..
- AIs that ignore decent requests.
- People who break into the Gateway because they can't be bothered to ask the HoP.
- People who steal tool belts from Engineering when Botany can make them.
- People who don't know how to do their job and refuse to accept any help on learning how.
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People who think walking out of a depressurized room will work the tenth time they've done it.
- Being put into crit by said people when trying to throw them out of said room.
- Being spaced by said people.
I'm sure I'll think of more later on.
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They have sprites for all of their uniforms.
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I've never heard of you, but welcome to the community anyway!
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Hello and welcome to the community!
I believe I've found your corpse in space before.
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Eleven if you count the borer in the QM's head.
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I lead the glorious (and better equipped) nation of Brigston to crush the Cargonian revolt and bring control of the station to me.
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- Watching too many Noir films? ✔️
- Wearing outdated fashion? ✔️
- Shooting people with cowboy guns? ✔️
- Giving myself lung cancer? ✘
- Being under appreciated in Security? ✔️
I'd say this pretty much narrows down me as a Detective.
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Welcome to the forums, El Hoxo!
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You were the chosen one, Tetra! It was said that you would destroy the blue tide, not join them!
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♫One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do♫
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I don't know, I expected you had at least three more two puns up your sleeve.
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If only I could think of something witty or clever for number three...
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One, the Detective's office lacks a pack of DromedaryCo.
Two, there are no flasks at the Bar or the Detective's office.
And finally three, the Detective lacks access to Evidence Storage.
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Five traitors plotting.
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Ten Nukies charging
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screams
One...
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WE THREE ARE OUTRAGED AT THIS!
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Let's make that a four.
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3 hours ago, Kitchi Ikamura said:
After a while I eventually escaped on the security escape pod, only for mike Murdock to stab me with a UE+UI injector of his DNA, turning me into a charcoal version of Mike Murrfox
You sure that wasn't me? I'm almost positive I jabbed you with a UI+UE injector of Kennard's DNA at the end of that shift.
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Something along the lines of Neutral Good for Kennard.
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Kennard's theme would be something along the lines of this:
Make Clown Shoes Unslippable
in Suggestions
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Have the clown shoes slip on any item lying on the floor as if it were super lube.