[Reason of Death: Bad/good puns]

17 hours ago, Streaky Haddock said:

who exactly are you addressing this thread to? The one guy that killed you?

nah, just sharing a thing i found fun that happened with me, the final word i gave was literally for people being more RP-full when killing someone, even more if they aren't a antag. i also, dind't get salted at all, i was already going to leave when that happened

[Gateways's NPCs]

make the IPC's smart based on the Gear you have, like, a russian engaging a guy with a c-20r and a elite hardsuit is not really realistic at all, then , we could make the NPC's flee next to other of their type based on your gear, so, if you have alot of good things they will fight you on 2x1 or 3x1 for example

[Reason of Death: Bad/good puns]

 As you can see, yeah it says the title by itself

i, having nothing to do , join a round as clown, then i procceed to open a site of good puns and jokes (this level of shithttp://www.punoftheday.com/cgi-bin/disppuns.pl?ord=F) so later in the round the tesla was released and we got Shuttle called , we escaped, END

 But then, in the next round, i dind't get clown, sadly, then i started speaking good puns and jokes in Radio, then i got a IDEA use megaphones on itercomms, proceeded to the courtroom  and hit the window until it got moved, got the megaphone, then i just got library and used the puns from the site above and just spoke 56 of these puns, B.U.P. and some other people started shitting at me, then a minute after a girl that tried to hit me before, came with a HYBRID TURRET GUN !!!!! and just started lasering me until death, because i was ripping their ears apart telling puns with a megaphone on radio

Then i ahelped it, asking to know if it was legit or something, nomzy said to me it WANS'T legit and i just said him i had to go out( i had to go to hospital my arm is just bad) he asked me if he should do the things or just let it go, then i said, ''do it, but do it fun'' and from there i really don't know what happened.

 

i just wanted people would get one  more reason or RPING before killing me other than just come lasering me because i'm telling puns on radio, like, kidnapp me and tell me the worst puns or something, just don't kill me without anything at all, even more if you are a normal civ with a hybrid turret which you shoulnd't have

[ID Locked Items]

I don't find that very good really, as if anything happens you can't have a way to use the tazer unless you are a officer
Example: A Shadowling thrall slips the officer that is holding the tazer and you get it, you gonna fire and get shocked
but not only that,as not being able to use a tazer because you aren't a officer is a incredible buff, as you can't counter a officer as a civilian

[serA]

Name: serA

Age:27 (it's probably a lie)

Gender: Recognised as a male

Race: Grey

Blood Type: true powergamey blood AB+

General Occupational Role(s): Chaplain,clown,Butcher or Culinary artist and Explosion Researcher chemical researcher

 

Biography: serA was created on a syndicate attempt in creating a perfect clone of Ares, A Nanotrasen worker.

After a series of tests,the syndicate considered serA#1 a complete Failure because it wans't capable of doing the easier of the tasks it was assigned to and for it's probable case of scizophrenia,then, serA was spaced in a coffin which had ''trash'' written in it, which has reached one of the Nanotrasen facilities, reaching there, serA was completely out of pulse or vital signs,A paramedic that happened to be wandering in space brought serA inside the facility and carried it to medbay.

After being revived with strange reagent and all it's bones and organs fixed, serA was sent to the assignment central, where serA results were one of the worst, after seeing how useful useless serA was, they sended it as a visitor to the NSS cyberiad,serA , after a long period as a civilian in the NSS cyberiad learn't some simple things such as : Cooking, doing pranks, and doing rather chaotic chemical grenades, and some time later serA created some Stupid, odd, idiot and crazy religions in his head, which he spreaded trough NSS cyberiad as a chaplain

 

Qualifications:

• Cooking
• Apprentice in clown puns and prankery
• Amateur in chemical grenades production

 

Employment Records:

serA currently worked in the NSS cyberiad as: Culinary artist,Engineer, Atmospheric technician,Clown,chemical researcher and Chaplain

 

Security Records:

serA commited some crimes such as:

• Several Kidnappings where excuse were '' the voice in my head said me to''
• Several Vandalisms

 

Medical Records:
In recent medical analize serA showed minor-medium signs of scizophrenia, where subject heard random noises everywhere and a voice that comments everything it does and tells it what to do.

 

Personnel Photo (Appearance text): i need a photo of myself, please <3

 

 

Commendations [only to be added by admin]:

 

 

Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:

 

Other Notes: This thing might be pretty poorly written , because english is my 2nd language and i learn't it from videogames (yeah), and that's it.

 

 

[KR4-3SHA]

Never saw that character, honestly.

It looks cool tough.

[Fun Shitzard Gimmicks]

Never played wizard sadly ;-; #adminsforcewizardonme

[Rate the avatar/signature of the person above you.]

8/ 360 no scope flying arena mountain wind rainbow frog harmbaton- you want me and momma said i'm beautiful

[S.P.E.C.I.A.L. Snowflakes]

Ares
 

• serA:

  S:2+1 (Shenanigans) Okay, First Of all, It's a Grey , second, serA Is so unrobust it got beat by a headless IPC

  P:7+1 (cursed mesons of unluck) serA with it's large pink eyes Sees most details in a room as the time he saw a shadowling cloaked vampire

  E:4 serA don't has high endurance, but can take a good stress level such as getting cloned 8 times surviving a good amount of type in a depressurized area

  C:5+1 (Ares) serA is not very charismatic, but sometimes it releases some bad good puns, such as: Why the Singulo is part of engineering ? because it is a ENGINEeer

  I:6 serA not smart, not even has good experience

  A:3 serA legs quality is equal to a Via C7-m processor, really shit

  L:-10(Gods rage) serA is probably the more unlucky being alive, every shift syndicates are trying to kill it, vampires tries to suck his blood, or even better, when it is a vampire serA died of oxygen deprivation after sucking his victim body and throwing it in space, or the time it was a syndicate and he got killed three times by the same agent and telled security and he got executed instead or the ultimate one : When serA was a clown it abducted a IPC consensualy to the hidden surgery room, there was a mime and someone more, then serA opened a crate in there and found a pizza bomb, a smuggler satchel, a EMP flashlight, And a used adrenaline implant, which all he implanted on the cavity of the IPC, then he plans with the IPC to scream for help and make security arrest him, then security arrest him, perma, then serA escapes and get's suffocation damage fixed by the guy who helped serA escape, serA goes back to the station to explain and get's arrested, 3 minute later serA get's letally injected, Burned alive, Shocked on the electric chair, And spaced, all in a row.

[Praise The Emperor]

 

History: Central Command Now Praises The Emperor and is turning everyone into humans !

 

In This event CC sends a fax to captain to turn everyone into humans either by will or by force.

Actually The AI malfuctions and start to protects all live being but not the humans, Considering how syndicates are Interracial they sends secret agents to help the crew in the Fight Agains't CC comand.

 

Major CC Victory: Only humans escape in the shuttle.

Minor CC Victory: 70% of the escaping crew are humans.

 

Major Syndicate Victory: No humans Escape in the shuttle.

Minor Syndicate victory: 70% of the escaping crew aren't human And no loyalty/mindshield implanted