Someonewithapen
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As Brig Phys, I generate salt any time I fire a taser or apply cuffs to anyone.
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Tony Marsilona isn't as well known for his paperwork (due to recent technical difficulties) more for his ability to be paid off. He's more than happy to look the other way or push the right paperwork to the right people if you make it work this while
or don't mind selling your soul to the space mafia
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Terminate the ID of the criminal as per SoP, then they're no longer under the AI's protection.
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[Update] - Added list of known associates, to be updated periodically. ~ Management
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- First Problem: I'm now a girl, this is easily shrugged off.
- Second problem: I'm now a fluffy alien, yay.
- Third Problem: I've been smoking a pack a day for 5 years, holy shit my lungs
- Fourth Problem: I have a massive anger management issue and NT refuses to get it addressed because it increases production on security staff.
Analysis results: Situation Optimal
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Or, you know, just have the brig phys saw the head off. But noooo, that's too easy.
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1 Mental image of Spark smashing through a wall with that catch-phrase.
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Hey. Some of us like the cringy Vulp.
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Goobie has always been fantastic in regards to Medbay. I haven't seen her on security recently, but I'm sure she'd be a delight.
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War were declared? Set the AI to Bolt Maintenance access and Emergency Access Cargo and Medbay. Done. No more access is needed.
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My loadout will always depend on who's being played. This will be a bit of a read.
TonyHOS: Corporate HoS suit /w red tie, HoS Beret, Dress Shoes, Armored Trenchcoat, Pen in ear; Tele-baton, police tape, flashbang, E-bola + cuffs on belt; Tele-Shield, HoS mask, Stamp, Door Remote, Spare Key, Flask, and SBR in bag. Personal Laser in Exosuit, unless a holster can be got for it, then shotgun with Buck + Rubber
Warden: Corporate Warden Suit /w red tie, Warden Beret, Warden Coat (the blue one), Dress Shoes, Pen in ear. Sec-Belt with Baton, Pepperspray, Flashbang, E-bola, Cuffs. Warden Mask + Folder of Prisoner Records in bag. Taser in Exosuit unless a Holster is given, then Shotgun /w buck
Detective: Detective suit /w red tie, detective armor, dress shoes pen in ear, tele-baton in belt slot, lighter and flask in pockets, clipboard with paper + case files in bag.
Officer: Corporate Suit /w red tie, Sec beret, Dress shoes. Belt with Baton, two cuffs, pepperspray and flash.
Mercy
Brig Phys: Medical Jumpskirt, Red Phys Vest and Sec Beret. Black/Brown shoes. Bag with Basic + Advanced First Aide, Toxin Kit, Oxygen Kit /w mask and tank, Burn Kit with tools for robotics repairs. Light and pack of Carps in Vest, Vitals Scanner and Pepperspray in Jumpskirt pockets. Will prefer a taser or Sawed off shotgun w/ darts for Belt Slot + Seclight in armor pocket.
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Tony Marsilona here, everyone's favorite Tajaran Grandpa/Uncle. Tony likes long walks on rainy streets, candlelight spaghetti dinners, and thinking of creative implementations of a stunbaton.
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Sec beret best beret
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No. We must preserve them for study, to prevent the cluwne menace from spreading further and bringing despair to more stations.
Then kill them all.
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The slow desent into madness is the best part, IMO
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Just because cluwnes are 'valid' isn't stopping you from engaging in a decent roleplay with them. I recall the wizard round where Tony ended up cluwned, and handed over command of Security over to the actual clown in a fit of madness, or the time Mercy attempted to de-cluwne the cluwned Captain in a maintenance tunnel. It's all dependent on your will to roleplay.
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Well, shit. I was about to start making coffee for Ares. Leave it for him on a table by the gateway.
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In regards to dodging, on both sides of the security fence. Always remember to make yourself a bad target. Never walk in straight lines, use any kind of speed boost you can (Secway, those weird glowing tiles science always puts in the hall, being well fed), and take advantage of when the perp slips up and dont' take chances; Stun then cuff. That aside, learn your equipment. Remember what's good for what situation.
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NSS Cyberiad: You're here forever
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In regards to limited Antag knowledge, as of right now, as far as the Wiki is concerned, all employees and visitors are given, what's essentially a "Dangers of the NSS Cyberiad" pamphlet, detailing on what to look for and what to scream over comms about. In all honesty, I run on a policy of "You reap what you sow." If you're going to be a dirtbag, rampaging about on men, women, and property, then expect to be treated as such. Otherwise, if you're just going about a civil trade of documentation or whatnot, or being a model prisoner, you can expect a little leeway. What we know about our enemy has been determined by the higher-ups, and it seems pretty standard from what I've seen elsewhere.
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POOT is silly, and I appreciate the levity. Especially in the face of such a snippy Brig Physician.
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5 hours ago, bigfatbananacyclops said:
It isn't so perfect but i'd say Mike Murdocks voice would be like ''Neo'' from the matrix. or a little bit like daredevil.
BRB, preparing Matrix jokes for Murdock.
The best reference for Tony's voice, keeping on the subject of Keanu Reeves movies, would have to be Winston from John Wick 2. As for Mercy, just imagine what would happen if Tracer from Overwatch and The Scout from TF2 had their voices merged in a freak teleportation accident.
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Tres bien. Bonus points for pulling her full name from her crew records.
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You are now obligated to do one of his
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Salt Generator 9000
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