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I THINK. Don't hold me completely infaliable to mistakes

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Possibly make it so that if a player doesn't want karma, they can give it to another person, within reasonable limits? or not... Not entirely sure how well that would work.

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Five years for what you've done, the rest is for trying to run, yes 24601 
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51 minutes ago, ZN23X said:

I think you meant to say, when ghosts incessantly beg for Terror Spiders on extended for the fifty thousandth time.

To be completely fair that is also completely true. What i'm Getting at is that we need a fun dead role to play during extended rounds which isnt the australian inquisition

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Putting a lit match in your pocket lights you on fire. Ingame and In real life.

Shadowlings have a LOT more potential to be agressive than people think.

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1 minute ago, Pckables said:

To give even more context from the cultist perspective:
The slippery cult sacrifice target was the pod pilot, who was AFK in their pod until security raided the engineering outpost base. After a lot of yelling over medcomms, we were joined souls out of security's hands and went full-on war. The target was finally out of their pod and heading to medical, so in response, cult went all out and killed pretty much all of security in medbay with a single attack... with the exception of the target who ran away. Now that security is dead, we've got a handful of people trying to capture the target, one or two people reviving dead cultists with resurrection runes, and the latter half getting new converts with no resistance.
The sacrifice target manages to get into a gygax and starts gunning down every single cultist they find, until I destroy it with EMPs and get killed. Target gets a second gygax, again gets destroyed by EMPs and manages to run to the labor outpost with a borg. During all of this, the cult is continuing to convert non-stop and the round has been voted to continue because of the chaos.
We chase the target down to the labour outpost, but the borg is on the shuttle console, forcing me to go around. Borg shoves the target into the locker and runs out into the asteroid, also killing the target via space, luckily a corpse can't run anymore. After a short bit of hide and seek, the borg gets EMP'd and the body gets grabbed and teleported back to station for Tribute. If there were any non-cult left on the station, they were holed up in the brig, helpless as the Cult casually summoned in the captain's office to their victory.

And I couldn't do shit about it. Because I died. From eating a tomato. Which wasn't even intended to happen by the cultist in botany. And I didn't have my weapon. And holy water distribution was nonexistant.

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When Admins Spawn Terror spiders for the fifty thousandth time in an extended round

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On 2/25/2019 at 7:38 PM, Pckables said:

Best. Cult. Round. Ever.

 

On 2/26/2019 at 4:01 AM, TheClosetMailman said:

How in sweet Nar'Sie-

I can kind of explain what was going on as of being the chaplain that round.

I had my weapon stolen, I couldn't respond to cult in resonable time, I was completely unarmed. The entirety of medbay was cult. We didn't know cult existed until it was too late. Cult couldn't summon because sacrifice target was a slippery motherfucker. Entire crew either killed or converted. Chaplain died trying to eat tomatoes which turned out to be acid tomatoes. Security dun fucked up. The round was a glorious mess.

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I think that Meghan would have something along the lines of this when sec.
 

 

[Add carbines and automatic rifles to contraband or expand prohibited weapon categories]

I mean seriously, Someone recently got only 8 mins for having an automatic carbine with a grenade launcher. THAT DOESNT FUCKING ADD UP DOES IT. Apparently automatic weapons like that when had by civillians are only "Restricted weapons" and not contraband. and only net them 10 mins in brig. 8 if they come willingly. Hooolyyy shit. That shit should be the sign of someone having something they really shouldn't if they arent sec. Maybe possibly Expand the categories? Automatic weaponry and the like have harsher punishments? Im just pretty sure a weapon like that is a problem

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Three times is success, right guys?

[Meghan Pratt (WIPish)]

Name: Meghan Pratt

Age: 28

Gender: Female

Race: Human

Blood Type: AB+

General Occupational Role(s): Security and service, Primarily

 

Biography: Meghan Pratt was born on earth, And lived a rather luxurious life there, Her family still being alive, With their names not being mentioned here for simple privacy reasons. Meghan studied law and history, along with taking military training, which she was quite the prodigy with, especially law. She was eventually employed by solgov after proving herself to be skilled in not only combat and detainment, but discipline and control when it came to treatment of prisoners and criminals, Netting her a government job for hunting down, detaining, punishing war criminals, and managing their activities and treatment while they're imprisoned. This job, however, Could not really be stated on tax returns, and also has some obligations for general checkup on company activities as well occasionally, so she was sent to nanotrasen to nor only work, but examine their activities to make sure they abide to proper treatment of prisoners. She's also quite religious, sometimes acting as a chaplain to keep morale in check...

 

 

Qualifications: Qualified to carry firearms, Qualified for Command positions lower than captain, Qualified for security work, Qualified for mining, chaplain work, And general service work.

 

Employment Records: Currently Employed By SolGov and nanotrasen, Solgov employment dates back to when she was 22

 

Security Records: Meghan has consistently proven herself to be extremely lawful, even petitioning for harsher regulations on the security team. She does, however, Sometimes act in above her head, and defy orders from superiors, Along with seeking out odd tactics for dealing with situations

 

Medical Records: On a physical scale, surprisingly clear due to efficient medical treatment, And Seems to be clear of any major physical disabilities.

 

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