Sans
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Peeeeooople Peeeeeooople,relax.This guides just assuming they're looking for the basics.Besides,you never really need THAT much blood.
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7/10 still haven't played undertale fam
The hell are you doing here...shoo....Don't pirate it either.IT's so good that if it doesn't get a sequel,I will burn down a AAA game companys corporate office.It deserves ALL teh munz.
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I knew about slime grenades but not exactly how to make them. Good to know now.
Also, can IPCs get turned into slimes with mutagen? :3
Negatory.
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Think I'm effectively the king here.
What instrument does a prank caller play?
The Saxo-phone
What'd the skeleton think of these jokes?
They were rib ticklers!
What's Papyruses favorite food?
Spook-Ghetti!
How many Vox does it take to change a lightbulb?
2:One to change it and the other to make sure he doesn't run off with everything that isn't nailed down
An atom walked into a bar,and the barkeep asked him "Can I getcha somethin?" He replied with "Negative." and the barkeep asked "Are ya postive?"
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12. LIE YOUR HEART OUT.A good lie can pull your ass out of the fire so quickly.CE dead and your one of the few people working engineering?"I was busy wiring solars." Just be realistic about it.
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>Announce that they may have an STI at thanksgiving dinner
>Be forever shunned.
In all seriousness though,as Shadey said,although they deserve to know the truth,if you involve yourself in it,your likely gonna have a bad time.All in all though,best of luck pal.
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Dude,you can make an advanced mutation toxin grenade if you know what your doing.IT's literally my weapon of choice if I get hijack.
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Alright,first off,to prevent people having a bad time,safety is key.KEY.
Rule 1:If working alone,be sure your slimes are sufficiently well fed before entering the pens.
Rule 2:Always check your fire extinguisher,or your gonna have a bad time.
Rule 3:If possible,let medical know IMMEDIATELY if your fed on.Cellular damage is no joke.
Rule 4:Have fun!
Alright,to begin,lets get a breeding chart since the wiki seems to be lacking one.
This'll give you a rough picture of what produces what,now onto a basic step by step guide to getting your first high-tier slimes.
Step 1:Grab a toolbox from the main lab,if you have any bionic parts the welding tool'll let you patch up basic damage till you get to medical,but your main item needed will be the wrench.
Step 2:Make your way back to Xenobiology,and quickly unwrench the processor,monkey recycler,and storage unit,move them close to the pens in your preferred setup.Wrench them into place.
Step 3:Grind your Plasma,deposit the beaker in a pocket,and grab a syringe for later use.
Step 4:Feed your babies via the monkey cube box on the table,if your unfamiliar with the games UI,you might have a bad time.
Step 5:After 2-3 feedings ((Depending on how long Xeno was unmanned.)) your slimes will begin to split into 4 baby slimes.
Step 6:THIS IS CRUCIAL,Grab your extinguisher from the table where you got all your machines from.Unclench the nozzle via clicking it,switch to grab intent.Now your ready to enter the pens.Enter the pen of your choice,pull out any spare grays leaving at LEAST one,pull them into the narrow 2 tile hallway leading into the pen,and spray them with the extinguisher.Leave different colored slimes alone for now.Repeat for the other pen,but kill off all the grays in that pen.Now,grab a closet from one of the alcoves in Xeno,drag it into the pen of your choice,grab a non-grey slime,and drag it into closet,shutting it.Pick a new pen,and deposit your new slime.Rinse,repeat.
Step 7:Deposit your slime corpses into the processor,DO NOT PROCESS THEM.If your team is competent,you should be able to request an upgrade to the processor shortly after getting to work.Upgraded processors spit out 3-4 slime extracts.
Step 8:Deposit your monkeys into the recycler,not really important later as greys provide TONS of cubes.
Step 9:Repeat steps 1-8.
A list of slimes to watch for:
Adamatine
Cerulean
Dark Purple
Black
Light Pink
Silver ((Who needs a chef?))
Gold
Bluespace
Slime Effects!Not to mention most of the general info from this guide.
http://nanotrasen.se/wiki/index.php/Guide_to_xenobiology#Formulas
Basic Slime Grenade Construction!
You may need to do research for this.
Parts:Core of your choice,Cable Coil,A screwdriver,and a LARGE grenade casing
Instructions:
1:Insert wire into the casing
2:Insert core+A beaker of a reactant ((IE Blood,Plasma))
3:Screwdriver the grenade shut.
4:Toss and enjoy.
There are considerably more complex grenades that require a bit of chem-knowledge.I may go into them if requested.
Competent Xenobiology:How to not be a chucklefuck.
This is SUPER simple believe it or not you assclowns.
1.Avoid turning yourself into a fucking slime with black extracts.IT IS NOT WORTH IT.
2.Keep the GOD damned population down AND pens closed.
3.Focus on getting people back into the round with golems,after you reach that point,do whatever you'd like.
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Totz throwing NT a 10/10 rate because he's my fave neurotic robotic co-worker.#CHEATING
<3 R3DGl4R3~
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Wicked Sick Keytar man.Wicked Sick Keytar.8/10
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I got in one little dunk fight and command got scared,and that's how I got the station nuked and no one spared!
How to ERP like a Pro
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Do you all really wanna flex your epeens and horrify a large group?Here's the step by step list to do it and possibly avoid a golden bolt from the gods.
1. Pick an Erotic Fiction,my preference is "Woody got Wood."
2. Choose an anime:We're trying to be hilariously unique here.
3. Replace every character within said fan fiction with said animes cast.
4. For uber bonus points,write your own fan fiction involving Paradises admunstaff
5. Replace all lewd vernacular in your finished product with a single word.I like pony because why the fuck not?
6. Robust the captain,stealing his ID.
7. Read said fanfiction over the PA system.
8. If you just plain wanna win,make sure to mix a huge bottle of space lube up,lube every tile in the bridge besides the one infront of the console up before you begin reading.
9. Pray that the admins are laughing SO hard that they can't reach the ban button.
10. ???
11. Profit