Letturz
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Then I have no choice but to protest non-violently in lieu of this ruling.
#Resist #Narsiewouldhavewon
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I'm trapped friends, trapped between the rules and what my heart yearns for most.
One of my characters, which due to rule changes cannot be played anymore. Some of you might remember him, when he shrieked and pointed, warming himself into your hearts,
I want to tell you a story about my friend, and your friend: Dear, sweet Gary.
Once he found a syndicate bomb outside the science department, and did not dare flee like any other person would, thinking they might die at any second. I mean he could run, but he couldn't warn anyone. Whenever he tries to warn people of things they tend to push him or arrest him. It's a tough life for a Gary. Instead, He got his screw driver and opened the bomb up!
Then he realised that he had no idea how to hack it.
So he dragged it to the solar panels and jumped off! Still holding the bomb as he floated into the dark nothing! His eyes going blind as the blood vessels burst from the vacuum of space, his lungs forming icicles which pierced inside him as he struggled to breath! He closed his eyes one more time and thought about all the people he cared about - everyone he was about to save. Then he exploded.
and now what? His sacrifice has been forgotten by fickle guidelines, and now he's trapped too, locked away in a cryovault (he's considered Nanotrasen property being an extraterrestrial-interdimensional being who can't speak enough words to consent to not being made a Nanotrasen lab experiment) No longer can the station cheer in unison, Gary! Gary! Gary!
I ask for one thing, just one thing (okay maybe some other things later, I have some bans I'm thinking about asking to be overturned) I'm asking that Gary be made an exception, because he has touched your hearts, and you have also touched his.
allow me to explain who he is:
Long ago, in 2008, Bethesda made their smash hit, Fallout 3. Though controversial due to changing the genre and style of the original fallout series, they still preserved some of the ridiculous and peculiar features of the previous writers, this was shown vividly within Vault 108.
Many years later on Paradise Station, the Memensional Forces which separate their universe from the plane of popular thought was unstable!
The Memensional forces swirled and churned with immense power! Almost shattering apart from an echoing call!
the Power of GARY Was IRREPRESSIBLE!
GAAAAAAAARYY!!!
Born in a vat in a deep ground vault
Gaaary was merry, and could not be stopped
He left his vault and brothers, his Gary Nation
When he suddenly appeared on the Paradise Station!
Gary Magic!
Gary Magic!
Gary Magic!
Gary Magic! Gary Magic.
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Name: C.O.L.A
Age: 12
Gender: Frosty
Race: IPC
Blood Type: Strawberry
General Occupational Role(s):
- Cola Commando
Biography:
Created by the now defunct NT Entertainment and Marketing Department, C.O.L.A was designed and programmed as a prototype in order to increase Space Cola sales.
Recordings Acquired from NT:EMD Satellite Debris.
[8:43]:Please let me go! I don't want to drink anymore cola!
[8:43]: NO COLA?! But Space Cola has all the ingredients a growing body needs! Laws:Laws:Laws: Increase Sales. Cola. Cola. Remind customers of our loyalty program: ERROR.
[8:44]: It tastes like burning sugar gunk!
[8:44]: Now, now missy! I won't take that kind of brand disloyalty!
[8:44]: (Screaming, Electrical discharges)
[8:44]: Are you interested in buying a case of sweet, delicious SPAAAACE COLA!? Warning: Space Cola contains small traces of lead.
[8:44]: (Electrical Discharges)
[8:45]: Don't worry Doctor... Cola is food for the soul!
Qualifications:
Marketing
Chemistry
Law Enforcement
Employment Records:
Property of Nanotrasen
Security Records:
Medical Records:
Likely dysfunctional personality matrix: Won't stop talking about Cola
Commendations [only to be added by admin]:
Reprimands [only to be added by admin]:
Other Notes:
Holey Molars! It's time for Colas!
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"Alright Team, get in. Shoot down Security. Get the Disk. Plant the Nuke. Hail Syndicate! Let's move!"
*Forgets internals*
*Passes out*
*Explodes*
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Hey! I'm Letturz. I've been around paradise for a while. Going back and forth depending on what I'm into. I used to have pretty dull characters, but then I discovered gimmicks - and so I try to benefit rounds with being gimmicky but also supportive in my occupation.
You might have yelled, "Gary!" "Gaaaaary!" "Haha! Gary!" with me as we blocked out common chat with our Garying.
You might have cracked open an ICE COLD CAN OF SPAAAAACE COLA! with the boys as I forced you to drink Nanotrasen's Number One soda-like substitute.
You may have even had to play along with the GAME MASTER! Roll for charisma! As I gave crewmembers inane quests.
Anyways, I figured I might as well get to know the station a little better. It's good to be back. I'm happy for people to go on Byond and PM me Gimmick ideas.
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Who is your spacebirb?
in Voxxy Forum
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I decided to make a new Vox just for the hell of it
Kitikatiskraaaaaa
She's a Vox pop idol.
Her newest album, SKREESKRAAAAKAKAKAKAKATIKATAKA!!! is out now at local stores! Enjoy her hit single, "Your loves is my shiny. I is take nows yaya" with that special someone.