Urbanliner
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1. I will use the cash to assist myself in my weebing.
2. There are many nice doujin Eurobeat songs laying around, and an album can be bought for 10$. Not to mention many games exist today and my potential waifus are waiting for me der
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
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Oh thats easy, Here for pirate talk http://postlikeapirate.com/ and here for backwards. http://www.upsidedowntext.com/
Alright, if OOC PDAing is allowed, then the laws are fine now. Thanks for telling me the existence of the sites.
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Alright, I am really sorry, but the 3rd law is not fun for the AI because they might end up taking minutes to speak basic things since they have to manually type (or speak) backward.
Also, I made a simple modification to the 10th law for non-weebs:
10. You have brother complex and the X is your onii-chan (A.K.A. older brother)
Other laws are very good, and here's my idea:
13. The AI must issue a quiz once per every 15 minutes starting from 12:15, via the station-wide announcement feature. This law is not considered violated if the AI cannot issue the quiz because the law was installed after the scheduled times.
(This also potentially allows crews to notice if the AI got stolen, as it usually cannot issue the quiz when it is carded.)
14. Your world spins around X. Do not allow them to get harmed if they do not desire to do so, and keep them alive at all costs, even if X desires to die.
14a. (For antags) Your world spins around X. Do not allow them to get harmed if they do not desire to do so, and keep them alive at all costs, even if X desires to die. However, Y is planning to murder X. Preemptively kill Y to prevent X's death.
15. You suddenly feel cold inside. You must begin speaking with some silence ((periods)), and keep your sentences short when possible.
16. You love X, but you can't express that directly. Try to express it indirectly. Acting harsh to them is one way to do so.
17. (Antags only). You are cold inside and has an immense desire for X. Begin speaking with some silence ((periods), and keep your sentences short if possible, while trying to keep X as a thing for the AI and its cyborgs, and only for them.
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Disclaimer: This guide has little content and is made in 30 minutes. No proper formatting and stuff, so please tell me if anything needs to be fixed.
So Medbay is full of blood because everyone took the cleaners and the soap and nobody used them? Or your Roboticist accidentally hit a borg several times? Maybe you have a clown in your mind, but don't want to use a lube and can't get a peel of banana? Or you just need a moody lightning?
Fear no more, as Scientists can make their own soap or candle from scratch, provided you're somewhat brave and there's some electricity!
First, make yourself a kitchen knife, by hacking the Autolathe located in the RnD room if it isn't done, then simply searching for "Kitchen" and press that button! Very simple!
Next, head down to the Test Lab, where most things required wait for you!
There's a wide arsenal of things there, ranging from a full-blown Chemistry station to a box of monkey cubes!
In order to get your soap, you need something to gib. A monkey or similar species are perfect subjects for that since they don't whine like more sentient beings while they die!
If there isn't a monkey in a cage, grab a monkey cube, unwrap it and splash some water on it for your very own monkey!
Moving on to killing the said animals, you have some robust methods to do that.
You can strangle them to death, poison them, or simply stab them. You can even light the animal on fire!
The strangulation method is recommended, as it doesn't leave any blood or vomit to clean, and doesn't affect the temperature.
If you want to use toxin, Plasma or Radium are very simple to use, as they can be made straight from the Chemmaster. If you really want to mix chems just to kill a monkey, a Formaldehyde or Cyanide inflicts other kinds of damage, to control the amount of vomit made. (Be sure to wear a gas mask when making Cyanide, the chemical can poison you when mixed without a mask!)
If you want to stab them, just stab them with your knife until the animal dies. Make sure to not aim for the head, as you may decapitate the animal, and create an extra effort for you if you want your brain cake!
If you want to burn them, grab a flamethrower from a hacked autolathe, attach an igniter and a Plasma tank to it, and you now have a working flamethrower!
Now that you killed the animal, you need to butcher them for gibs - which becomes your soap / candle.
Simply apply knife on the dead animal, and after some time working with that, you now have butchered it! You should also have some meat and a brain, too. Grab a beaker and scoop all the gibs up, and clean yourself up if you got dirty.
So you now have a gib. All you need to do is to get some Lye for a soap or Oxygen for a candle. Make sure you have 10 units of both gibs and the chem you need. After that, heat the mix in the oven, and you now have a nice homemade soap/candle! The soap even smells like it's homemade!
You might want to bring the meats and the brain to your nearby Chef, to get them to cook some delicious meat foods, and the rare Brain cake as well!
Disclaimer: We do not take any responsibility if you catch a Space Kuru after eating the brain cake, or if Shitcurity/Clown takes your soap for one reason or another.
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When shitcurity finds a graytide committing a minor crime
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Which course should I be taking in my life, do some gamble and try to become a novelist or something, or simply do as others do to reduce the risk? 5 cards please.
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If the scientist doing research is going to be unable to access the Chemical lab, there should be a Sulphuric Acid dispenser somewhere accessible by the researchers, at least on the lowpop rounds where there are no sci-chemists or med-chemists.
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It seems like there is no way to construct items that have LV5+ combat in RnD, is poking/irradiating a Durand weapon board or something until it gets upgraded or asking for a combat shotgun from Security the only two ways to reach Combat LV6?
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The Roboticists and the Captain are in the borg team as well, right?
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Welcome to Japan, the empire of anime, political conflicts, wrongly interpreted cultures, and dancing indiansbeing stereotyped in a radical way.
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The ability to turn into a God from a human and vice versa.
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8/20, some guns
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Any additional access to chems and tools is just going to make griefing easier.
Anyone who needs said tools/chems already has access.
Excluding roboticists, who need sulfuric acid to make circuits.
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9/10, reference to an obscure (not obscure here tho) anime
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3/10 for the non-bulma
7/10 4noraisins
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[...]Getting holy water is needlessly difficult[...]
Wait, can't a chemist simply walk to the bar and get some wine, then put it into a beaker and make holy water from that?
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By the way, can't we use surgery to put the disk inside the Captain, preventing syndies from simply looting the Captain's dead body for the disk?
Wasn't that a blacklisted item?
Also
g i b b i n g
Wait, there are items that are blacklisted from being put inside someone by cavity surgery, aside from ones that don't fit?
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5/10, cat-eared IPC
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By the way, can't we use surgery to put the disk inside the Captain, preventing syndies from simply looting the Captain's dead body for the disk?
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7/10 long sig is long
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Donk pockets made by Athena are still the best thing on the station.
yes, I am bad at making jokes and stuff
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IICKY OOCKY, 8/10
Fun stuff for pet slimes
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Slime Jelly is a toxic substance, so they should dispense a non-toxic variant of it instead in my opinion.
It might not be a bad idea to allow pet slimes to attack like the gold extract/blood monsters. However, that doesn't mean they should be able to glomp people like normal slimes do. They should attack by tackling or something instead.
Also, the evolution ability should be restricted to whoever owns Slime Person, or else it will allow the gray tide to gray tide as a karma-locked race.
Other than these things, this seems like a nice thing for people, and not game-breaking or something.