FarmWizard
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I like it. I'd rather like to put my inputs on people I've personally seen being shitlords. And if it devolves to fighting then guess what? You've proven your true colors, and can enjoy the b&d.
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I hope this works, because I couldn't find great assets.
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Eh, weed kill would work well on weeds. Plus whatever normal kills space vines that isn't Fire.
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Nope, nothing. Not even any easily modified power tools.
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"We're off to the next closest star system, It may take a while to get there. I'm going to enter sleep mode." Raishna states.
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"Mass driver." Raishna states, and the ship Humms with life as the core is functioning once again. You feel a slight jolt as the hyperdrive engines kick on.
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"Not enough information present, unable to calculate exact chance. Probably of danger caused by swapping new Crystal out of reactor after it gets installed is 2.8%." Raishna says.
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You can tell the AI is watching raptly, it's probably waiting to be able to turn on its Auxillary systems.
The hatch has closed, and if you had to guess it was probably automatically opened by the AI to let you out.
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"The Crystal isn't harmful to you currently, it is depleted. The faster you insert the new crystal the faster we can start looking for earth again. I can say with 99.27% accuracy nothing bad will happen when you swap the crystals." Raishna states.
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"I can open the core for you." Raishna says, as the colomn in the middle of the table lifts up and out of the way. You hear a distinct buzzing noise as the column opens up to reveal the Crystal core. A yellow shard with slight fragments all over its surface. It's held in place by an antigravity field with two tendrils attached to both ends.
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Raven, you affix two diodes to the crystal and immediately the multimeter jumps up insanely high. Apparently there's no activating involved with this thing. You could probably just plug it into the reavtor and get something good going.
"My, that flight recording didn't sound good."
Unfortunately as you attempt to activate the flight recorder a second time is ceases to function.
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Vomiting spiders was removed sadly.
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The printout comes from the scanner quickly. Then it buzzes oddly and shuts off.
Crystal matrix of unknown origin or make. Not reproducible with available technology. Crystal has latent power providing capabilities."
Raven, you would also notice the crystal would make your vision lightly blurry and make your skin tingle when you hold it.
The flight recorder begins blaring off the final moments of the ship.
"Dear God, did you see what happened to Dave? He just exploded everywhere. Like fucking everywhere! *sobbing* W-wait, the flight recorder. If anyone ever hears this, I'm going to wreck the ship into that asteroid. There's something onboard that's killing everyone. Some kind of invisible beast. Don't clone anything.*Horrible fractal screeching noises, along with womanly screams for mercy. Then a disgusting sounding splat. Then the sound of s beast gnawing on flesh.*"
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"Please do not panic, I have just discovered some irregularities in the ship. Nothing to be alarmed about." Raishna says.
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"I have detected an unknown... Bug. I shall attempt to work around this." Raishna states, the hatch door opens and you hear the light thrumming of Raishna's engines as the backup solar panels work to keep it aloft.
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"Hmmmm, strange." Raishna chimes. The ship's engine starts warming up as you make your way inside. Once inside it travels back to Raishna quickly, and you feel the weight of decent gravity once more.
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The container is looted. You can look around for more shit, but it'd probably be useless garbage anyway. You could also head back to the ship and leave.
The second container had an oil lantern and a compressed air canister.
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The Container hisses as the atmosphere leaks out. The lip slowly opens, showing a fight recorder box. In the bottom of the casket sits an item.
A crystalline cluster of needles, shining with a iridescent sheen. You feel yourself drawn into it as you look at it. As if the entire thing was composed of unlimited. fractals.
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The casket looks like a large footlocker, with a large lock with a single button on it. The casket itself looks complex and incredibly expensive, it's obvious it's owners valued the contents greatly.
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Beer (6-pack)
White board
Weed whacker
Radio cell phone
Small hand mirror
Physician's coat
Fuel (5 gallons)
Jumper cables
Leather football
Gasoline Generator
Wow, great haul. The contents violently eject from the pressurized container and scatter slowly in a five meter radius. You probably won't find anything useful beside ancient petrols and generators.
You spot a large metal casket in the distance, it appears to be designed to withstand quite a beating and is probably the black box.
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The ship lands on the surface on the southeastern portion of the crash zone. You spot a few glinting bits of metal and maybe a container or two. You should probably put on your suits and go out for some loot.
"Scans complete. These are the remains of the Asral Sovereign. Pulling up specs now...
Astral Sovereign: Passenger Spaceship. The Astral Sovereign has a hardened spherical primary hull connected to a cylindrical secondary hull. It has a customized FTL drive, with sophisticated automatic navigation systems. The ship is equipped with 200 passenger seats and a landing shuttle."
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Once everyone clambered inside, the hatch sealed and the gravity deactivated. The away ship started to thrum its way towards the crash site (even though you rolled a 20 for the facility and a 6 for the crash site). It didn't even have artificial Gravity, this ship sucked ass.
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"Away craft does not have enough fuel for both trips." Raidna says. The Away craft, which is yet to be christened with a name, is lowered to the floor. The docking port opens and allows you to crawl inside. The interior is just as small as the exterior, and you can practically hear the crystal vibrating away, fueling this hotbox.
"I doubt that this away vehicle will suffice for long. We may wish to procure another ship." Raishna chimes, and she's certainly right. You could fit about eighty of these things in here. Hell you could probably even fit a few hover tanks or something in here.
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As everyone gathers their weapons they notice they're no long there! Instead you have a slip of paper stating "Due to current regulations, we could not allow you to bring handheld weaponry onboard."
The display lights up with a crudely modified diagram of the asteroid.
"I'm sorry, I wasn't programmed to be a great picture editing machine. However as you can see I have detected two areas of interest. One is a scattering of metal components which may be a scrapyard or a crashed ship, and the abandoned structure. It appears to be a mining base. However it is not functioning." Raishna states, you approach the away vehicle.
This thing is tiny, it'd barely classify as a space dingy. Let alone an away craft. It lacks any weaponry at all, and barely has any cargo space.
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OH SUUUUUUURE.
ILL PUT MY AMAZINGS PAINTING SKILLS RIGHT OVER HERE, WITH MY BEING ATTRACTIVE AND GOOD AT MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. WOW I'M SOOOOOO COOL AND TALENTED.