[Paradise OGs]

 

something around July 2014.... That's not even near BestRP split, but hey! It's been a while

help, i want to get outta here

 

[Booting up AdvISR]

 

AdvISR got some bad luck to be owned by Dar's targets/enemies .

Dar still wishes he could not catch him in permabrig EMP crossfire.

 

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[Hello Fellow Sapients!]

 

Welcome onboard! oh, no one told you yet?

There is no way out of this place

 

[Greetings, everyone]

Hi! If you're here you should know that there is no way out

[Greetings.]

Howdy Ho fellow Stalker Crewman!

[counterfeit scribblings]

 

I just really lack words to say how gratefull i am for drawing Dar. I really love it. It's amazing.

Sadly i can't pay in anything else than tildes ;-;

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[Keep Dirty Floors]

Unless ghosts are flying around AI core all the time (likely during malf rounds) AI core shouldn't be really dirty, and during malf rounds who cares about dirt?

[Keep Dirty Floors]

I would prefer nerfing amount of dirt collecting than completely deleting it. In case round completely lacks fights/blobs/anything else creating blood and chaos, janitor has something to do. When station is in full chaos, janitor just usually ignores dirty floors.

[Screenshot thread!]

 

In the first screenshot, how did you manage to get the two drinks machines at the south edge of the bar? As far as I know, those machines can't be assembled. Did you move them from the normal bar?

 

I'm pretty sure we moved them from normal bar

 

[IPAV]

 

-"Dar, you should walk inside, it's safer here"

-"Wait what? Redsuits!" *runs away*

-*buzz*

IPAV should really stop risking his chassis for suicidal Dar's ideas.

Also, IPAV is most logical IPC onboard

 

[Re-Introduction]

 

Jas is coming back!

Great to see you again man

 

[Add a de-clawing surgery]

This was actually requested before and got shot down, so yeah.

I would like it if the Tajarans and Unathi could wear gloves and shoes like literally every other race can now, seeing as Diona, Vulps, Kidan, and even fucking VOX can wear shoes and gloves without having to mangle them.

I'd prefer if it were changed so that those species had to mangle their stuff to wear them, rather than having the Tajarans and Unathi able to wear gloves unmangled.

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[Add Catnip for Cats]

+1 *mrowls*

[Add a de-clawing surgery]

[How robust are you?]

 

I shot an IPC in the face as bartender once.

He just smiled at me and walked off.

 

 

You should've taken piece of paper, renamed it to "classic emp grenade" and pointed to it.

Reaction guaranteed.

 

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[Machosketch]

 

All of them look great!

Waiting for more !

 

[HEY VULP LORE LOOK AT ME]

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.....osiem

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[Remove fat people vore shit]

 

Not all fat people can fucking unhinge their jaws and devour people like fucking monsters. As a genetic ability, perhaps an addition to the matter eater mutation, it'd be neat, but to let all fat people be fucking terrifying monsters capable of devouring an entire human in seconds?

Perhaps it could be changed so that changelings and shadowlings can eat people instead of fat people, because those two antags actually are fucking monsters. The code would stay, and the "disgustingness" of normal fat people being able to consume entire beings would be gone.

 

I'd rather get rid of fat people monster abilities, and not create more of human-eating abominations

 

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