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For months now, I've thought you should be able to shove tiny objects up your ass if your jumpsuit is off and click on your crotch with it, at which point it's irretrievable to you until it explodes out of your asshole in a shower of blood at a completely random moment. Nobody ever listens to my ideas, though...

Can I ask what the point of having player-controlled space carp rounds is when they have to act exactly like a real space carp would, but slower?

I would dismiss this as 'Bureaucracy: The Game Mode', but when I really think about it, it would actually just be Nations on crack. Having every department charge money for basic services would massively discourage cooperation between departments, and drive a huge wedge between departments much faster and effectively then nations does. After all, your goal given to you by Nanotransen is to be the richest, so why buy anything from anybody when you can just send an underling to steal and pillage it for you? It also fracture Nation's nationalism factor, the only thing preventing it from becoming complete free-for-all chaos, by having every crew member want to become the richest individual person. How else would a lowly cargo tech do that, I wonder, other then by turning on his rich, oppressive quartermaster and torturing his PIN out of him? I see Roboticists kidnapping greyshirts and turning them into service borgs to create automatic dosh factories. I see medbay and R&D teaming up as always, until the CMO suddenly activates the EMP on the RD's mech and the medical underlings appearing out of the maint halls to ambush him and take his spacepesos. I see an assistant winning at the slots and getting a cool million spacepesos, only to be hunted down by all departments for the rest of the round hoping for their grab of the loot. ... then again, considering the ruleset on this server, yeah, it would probably just turn into a boring trying-to-rp-beauracracy-while-everyone-hates-each-other-but-cant-do-anything-about-it simulator, where the only way to possibly complete your objectives is to be the HoS and charge poor engineering 50 spacepesos a minute for 'mandatory patrols'.

How to make people use money more often: Get rid of the PIN system entirely. Don't know about you, but on every server I've been on, I've entirely avoided anything that requires any use of money because I'm tired of fucking pulling up my notes and manually inputting an ID and PIN every time I want a fuckin' soda.

2-5 ERT versus 50-70 antags? even if they all had advanced DS assault mechs they'd be fucked

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is this a joke or what

realistically this would make sense. but gameplay wise, being able to see anything around you within your line of sight (even with like a 15x15 area) would be op as shit in most situations it would apply. especially sniper rifles- having your game suddenly ruined by someone who you had no idea of where they were and no way to know where they were isn't fun.

then griefers planning to release diseases would just choose virologist

and how is keeping virologists and medical doctors separate supposed to stop griefers, exactly?

yeah and all sec guards automatically hate fun, so hostile

no, antagonize just means 'cause someone to become hostile' just being a sec officer would already make every clown on the station hostile towards you by default what the objective should've said was 'don't grief the clowns', which is redundant because that's already a rule

wow thanks!!!!!!

clowns should bleed confetti

if the game freezes up or crashes and i have to reload (which happens all the time) i won't be able to come back for 9 minutes even though i was only afk for a few seconds can you still pull afk people? if you can, people will just pull them into space. if you can't, people won't be able to take to the brig, dorms, or out of harms way. whenever security is about to arrest somebody they would just go afk on the spot and hope the officers get bored and leave by the time they get back in 9 minutes whenever nuke ops arrives on the station the captain would just go afk whenever a traitor tries to kill somebody they would just go afk on the spot in rev all of the heads would go afk until the round is over whenever somebody is going to be executed they'll just go afk and so on

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only if the magistrate is a free kill

yes, arresting clowns does, in fact, antagonize them fuck, just being a security officer antagonizes clowns by default

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is there anybody here who did not already know all of this

already a feature

didn't they have higherlander events on nox?

so cyborgs but better? also how would adding new encryption keys work?

you can already do that in the bathroom mirrors, can't you?