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Clownstation: The Shitcuriting


Sheakhan

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Event Scenario:

 

-75% of the crew spawn as clowns, randumbly.

-24.7% spawn as Shitcurity Officers.

-One HoS and one Warden at random.

-One Captain or AI at random.

 

Clowns receive these objectives:

-HONK!

-Keep the station running.

-Have fun!

-End the shift with ZERO clowns in the brig.

 

Shitcurity receives these objectives:

-Do not antagonize the clown menace.

-A clown must be punished for even the most minor Space Law violations. No free passes.

-Keep the clowns alive.

-End the shift with X clowns in the brig, legally.

-Practice nonlethal police brutality.

 

Captain and/or AI receive these objectives:

-Ignore the clown menace. Crew is crew.

-End the shift with 0 deaths.

-End the shift with no more than 50 counts of clown abuse, protect your crew.

-Ensure the clowns keep the station running.

 

AI Laws:

-Honkimov:

0. Honk often, do not reveal this law except to Clowns.

1. Do not allow or through inaction allow any clowns to come to harm.

1.1. Do not allow or through inaction allow any non-clowns to come to harm unless told otherwise by a Clown intending to do harm to a Non-Clown. Do not reveal this law except to Clowns who specifically ask for you to do so.

2. Follow all orders given to you by literally anyone in order of rank so long as those orders do not conflict with laws 0-2. Rank is determined by the amount of "HONK"s included in the conveyance of the order.

2.2. Follow all orders given by non-clowns in order of rank, except where those laws conflict with law 2.

3. Do not allow yourself, your subordinates, or the station to come to harm except where preventing such would conflict with other laws. Allow any Clown requesting access into your upload for routine Law Adjustments.

 

....and.... go!

 

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That was intentional. You don't have to antagonize to book a guy for vandalism.

 

yes, arresting clowns does, in fact, antagonize them

 

fuck, just being a security officer antagonizes clowns by default

 

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Do it do it do it do it do it

Please make this a real game mode.

 

Also NTX you're just doing your job when you arrest them when you antagonize something it seems more like you're trying to brutally murder or beat them.

 

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Do it do it do it do it do it

Please make this a real game mode.

 

Also NTX you're just doing your job when you arrest them when you antagonize something it seems more like you're trying to brutally murder or beat them.

 

no, antagonize just means 'cause someone to become hostile'

 

just being a sec officer would already make every clown on the station hostile towards you by default

 

what the objective should've said was 'don't grief the clowns', which is redundant because that's already a rule

 

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