Chaznoodles
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6. The Clown is permitted to, and freely exempt from any consequences of, performing any harmless prank
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Admin Key: Heroo.
Your Discord name (if applicable): Chaznoodles.
Complaint: Improper investigation, lack of professional attitude, inability to listen. 10/04, 15:00GMT.
I started the round as the HoS, managed to turn my department into a well-oiled machine that was happy to work together. We find a vampire and deal with him. We are alerted to a pair of broken zipties in the gateway, a possible sign of a vampire sucking blood. I ask the Gateway Explorers to come to the Brig for testing, which they do, they get tested with no result, I thank them and send them on their way. We also manage to take down another two vampires shortly after this, with a third, Sturm, escaping capture. At this point, spiders also begin to infest the station, so we're caught up in dealing with that. Whilst I'm saving my detective after he got heavily injured by a spider, the Captain announces for me to come to the Bridge. I finish treating my detective and head on over. This is where the real problem starts.
I head onto the Bridge, the Captain tells me to hand over my ID for demotion. I ask why, he said he held a vote among the heads for my demotion. This is an instant warning flag, as I was not present to defend myself, thereby making it a one-sided story. I refuse, asking the Captain what crime I have committed and what part of the SOP I breached. He is unable to answer, so orders the cyborg on the Bridge to arrest me so I can be demoted. The cyborg is PALADIN-lawed, so I explain to it I have done nothing wrong. At this point, I also detail the situation to the Security team over the Security radio, they have no clue why I'm being demoted. The Captain orders the cyborg to arrest me, it refuses as I've done nothing wrong, telling the Captain to "do it himself". The Captain proceeds to call a newly-arrived officer onto the Bridge, who has no clue about the situation, and orders them to arrest me. They do so as they have no clue about the whole situation, the Captain drags me to the HoP Office, strips me and demotes me.
I adminhelp at this point.
The Captain tosses me out and draws his baton to hit me with. I promptly push him over, take the baton, hit him with it, cuff him with his own cuffs. I take his headset, ID and backpack, put them on, and walk off, leaving him in the corridor. I head back to the Brig to continue organising the Security force, as they have become ineffective in dealing with the vampires aboard. I walk into my office, put the bag in my locker and take a security backpack out. The Warden arrives and asks me what's going on, I detail the situation. He agrees with me, saying it's idiotic. The officer from earlier arrives and opens my door. The officer tries to tase me but Araneus is in the way. Araneus proceeds to go berserk and starts attacking the Warden. I move to assist the Warden, but the officer tases me and cuffs me, completely ignoring the Warden fighting the giant spider.
I adminhelp again at this point.
I get dragged to the bridge again, charged with mutiny - nonapplicable - and sentenced to the Permabrig. I get thrown into the Permabrig without a headset nor a trial. The Warden gives me a plush fox and apologises for how I'm being treated, and walks off. I spend a few minutes sitting in the cell.
I finally get a reply from Heroo.
He states that this is fine. I proceed to detail the circumstances, the lack of SOP breaches, and the lack of any crimes committed. He dances around the point, trying to state different things I did wrong, which I refute:
1. "You were told to arrest the CE and botanist as they could be vampires, so you weren't following orders." - We went to Engineering to check the CE, they were an IPC so couldn't be a vampire. The botanist was nowhere to be found. We left Engineering and came back shortly after when the CE screamed for help, caught a vampire and terminated it.
2. "You were unwilling to follow orders." - I asked which orders. He stated the above one, which I responded with the same answer to. He could not provide any other examples so accused me of this again and breezed over it.
3. "Everyone wanted you out of the HoS position" - The Captain privately messaged all the heads to get me demoted without giving me the chance to defend myself or my actions. My security force wanted me to remain in my position. The cyborgs refused to arrest me because I had done nothing worth arresting.
More points beside this happen, but I am unable to pull logs. He proceeds to repeat this mantra in circles until finally threatening me with 1. Listen to the admin. I state that I have been listening to him, but he hasn't been listening to me, obvious from his dodging my questions. He proceeds to mute me from adminhelps. He proceeds to leave the round.
Over the course of the round, I had been nothing but polite and professional, but was accused by the staff member of being upset and told to read SOP. I feel like his ignorant attitude over the course of the adminhelps was unprofessional, and his unwillingness to fully investigate took me out of the round. The Captain's behaviour was enough to remove a player from the round without ever giving reasoning, and this was never dealt with.
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1 hour ago, Radman2307 said:
The point is those docs could be doing other things.
Like what, taking all the drugs the chemist is making?
I feel like this suggestion will just gimp any antag who needs something from Medbay.
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This is the Warden's job.
Just take the Dispatcher uniform in custom preferences if you want to play that.
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Just use the overwhelming might of five Medbay staff spamming disarm whilst another bloke slaps a straitjacket on them.
Or just sleeptoxin them.
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Scotland.
Pic related.
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If you want to avoid people knowing what you're using, just remove and replace encryption keys.
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Just use the cautery, then start the process over again.
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A quick set I threw together, using MULE wheels as the base. Round things are hard to make.
Trolley section.
Engine section.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/gj0yhexhvji9x ... oTrain.dmi
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I'd be happy to icon it up for you, if you can throw a few images of what you'd imagine my way.
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Got icons done and doing for the ambassador offices.
Unathi
It seems to be a ritual blade of some description. It looks blunt.
A pendant, made from leather and the teeth of some great beast.
A pair of Unathi bracers, made of carved bone and brass.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/2a4ke7ypgm6s1 ... iFluff.dmi
Tajaran
An antique tailring, twisted out of shape. Shame it doesn't fit.
A plaque with an original copy of 'Gazing Upwards'. Never a slave again.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/5hwjhw2uxlofa ... nFluff.dmi
Diona
A leaf. It always seems to be just as it was when it fell from the tree.
Wood carved by one Diona for another, from their own body.
A UV lamp, modified from a desktop lamp. For when you want to catch some rays.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/lcu9w1hy9bkus ... aFluff.dmi
Grey
Human
An old snowglobe. Is that snow, or ash?
https://www.dropbox.com/s/nwb9bv4bavixp ... nFluff.dmi
IPC
A saucy USB. Shame you don't have a USB drive.
A mother's board, gifted to her offspring.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/16iezzrz642h2i2/IPCFluff.dmi
Kidan
Skrell
Slime
Vox
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I kept adminhelping about him during the course of the round. Not even to get a ban, just to keep them up to date on this magnificent creature.
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This is a tale of John the ERT. #John2014.
So, I'm a traitor roboticist one round, and I cause general havoc, causing the ERT to be called. I get caught by a cyborg, and dragged to the Brig, where myself and the cyborg are stunlocked by a flasher on the floor. Someone drags the cyborg away and I make a short-lived bid for escape, John the ERT tases me and buckles me to a chair. He stares for a few moments, before wandering off. An ED in one of the cells proceeds to laser me to death. He comes back later, tases me a few more times to ensure I'm dead, drags me to the Permabrig. Outside the Permabrig, he beats my corpse to a pulp, to ensure the traitor never walks again, before dragging me inside, beating me some more, and leaving me there, still fully clothed with an emag in my pack. He makes his way into Security aagain, and the ERT decide to leave, but John will not go. He heads to the Bridge, where he hits the Captain with a fire extinguisher to assert his dominance, before leaving and going to Medbay, staring for a while, then going to Robotics.
He encounters the RD in Robotics, and hits him with his ID to show his superiority, before saying 'Look granade launcher', and asking for a mech.
He leaves shortly after, mechless, and goes to Security, where he encounters a borg and flashes it. The borg promptly stuns and cuffs him, putting him in a cell. He says:
John (Follow) says, "I am ERT , i'm saving you Borg, not attacking"
He gets out soon enough, wanders into the Armory and HOS office and loots them, before wandering to the Escape Arm, potted plant being dragged behind him. He drops the plant off in Hydroponics, returning it to it's home, before grabbing the cow from the kitchen. He takes the cow to the chapel, bangs himself against the window to the coffins before realising there's a door and letting himself in. He puts the cow in the coffin and drags it in behind himself to the mass driver. He realises his mistake and releases the cow, before heading to the Escape shuttle.
We will never forget him.
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Glasgow, in Scotland!
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Nuclear Generator frames/link:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/9rod1sra0ih6xcj/Miniaturized%20nuclear%20generator.dmi
Plasma Generator frames/link:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/fbjvbh31o6uotk8/Miniaturized%20plasma%20generator.dmi
Did some iconning for LLA, back in the day. Hope these are still up to scratch!
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I can see it in your eyes.
Well, I'm Chaz, recently came here to see what all the fuss is about. For a little bit of SS13 information on me, I joined SS13 back in around 2011 on Facepunch, before being weekbanned for releasing plasma in Engineering by accident. Moved to a combination of Apollo RP and LLA, where I became an administrator on both servers, before being the founder and original host of a server split from Apollo, which is Aurora. I'm currently part of the Perseus PMC on LLA, so expect to see robustness if needed!
I'm also an acting student in life, as well as an avid gamer. I'm from Scotland, too!
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