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    Singularity: Disadvantages

    -Kills everyone when it gets loose -IT ONLY PURGES THE STATION OF HERETICAL SIN AND XENO SCUM FOR THE GLORY OF MANKIND!

     

    -Stops making power when it's plasma tanks are consumed -It's the plasma's fault for not being able to withstand the glorious presence of the Lord.

     

    -Consumes a large amount of power when starting up containment, and as such cannot be started if power runs out due to negligence -Containment fields are for cowards anyways.

     

    -Is released for some reason all the time and kills everyone -IT CLEANSES THE STATION FROM FILTH! PRAISE HIS NAME!

     

    -Cannot be repaired or maintained by synthetic beings like borgs or ipcs - THE GREAT LORD WILL NOT TOLERATE MALFUNCTIONING MEN OF IRON NEAR HIS MAGNIFICENCY.

     

    -Is radioactive and harms those nearby-IT ONLY HARMS THOSE UNWORTHY!

     

    -Kills everyone -MIGHTY IS HE! ALL HAIL!!

     

     

     

    Singularity: Advantages

     

    -Kills everyone in a fun, gibby manner -CLEANSE THE XENO MENACE!!

     

    -Produces huge amounts of power if done properly -He gifts part of his Infinite Pure Power to Mankind! Thank the Lord!

     

    -When emitters are locked, it can be generally ignored and doesn't need refueling for about four hours -The benevolent Lord doesn't need no babystting like other certain pieces of rubble that dare to call itself engines.

     

    -Kills everyone -ALL HAIL!!

     

    -Is hard for nuke ops to sabotage because the EMPs cause their implants to blow up -PROTECTOR OF HUMANITY!

     

    -Is a functioning deity -

     

    -Works great as a garbage disposal -HE SHALL CLEANSE THE STATION FROM FILTH!!

     

    -Kills everyone -ALL HAIL LORD SINGULOOOOOTH!!!1! *splatch*

     

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    I wasn't aware that I had to have the same mentality as you do in order to be here.

     

    Actually you do, maybe not the same mentality as Nomzy, but you need to have the positive enough attittude of at least wanting to follow the simple server rules. If you dislike this, then you will not like the Paradise server.

     

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    Well, lorewise speaking, the vox kind is a race of cowards who avoid combat at all cost, and hide when endangered, hiding in lockers being their favourite strategy.

     

    Quotes from the wiki:

     

    Vox will never willingly surrender unless the only other alternative is death. However, they will happily fake surrender if it puts them in a better position to escape. They lie as easily as they breathe and appear fearless despite their propensity for running like the clappers at the first sign of trouble.

     

    A Vox will never willingly stand and fight if running is a viable alternative, except if it's a challenge from another Vox in front of their crew. Vox are found of darkness and hiding in lockers.

     

     

     

    Link to the wiki page: http://nanotrasen.se/wiki/index.php/Vox

     

    This behaviour does not fit very well for member of the security staff, who need to risk their live for the wellbeing of the station. However, from what i could observe, most vox players don't bother applying this lore, and pretend to be bold and 'badass' space birds.

     

    TL;DR: Vox are cowards and shouldnt work in security at all.

     

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    That oversized piece of faintly glimmering rubble can not even dream of comparing itself to the might of the Immortal Lord Singuloth. That stone is made of pure hate and destroys everything it touches, just a glance at it is enough to make your mind squirm in pain, and to make insanity crawl and grow in your head. Overfeed it slightly and it will immediately use that additional power to angrily and violently attempt to kill every single liveform aboard the station, it is the enemy of life, and you are foolishly trying to contain and harness it's ruinous power.

     

    The Immortal Lord Singuloth in His benignancy and wisdom has gifted to mankind the gravitational singularity, a holy symbol of His sacrifice for men. It's power is pure, clean, it even feeds it's own containment, peacefully spinning in a calm whirl of energy, obediently serving humanity without the need of being constantly watched or corrected. When it escapes it's containment is only due to a human error or sabotage, of someone who ignored the activation protocols taught by the Lord, blatantly disobeying His wise will.

    But the single most important function of the gravitational singularity, is to be a vessel for the Lord Himself in the dire event when the Dark Nemesis rises. The Endless Hate, The Nefarious Lord, The Enemy of All, The Great Unholy One, The Destroyer, The False Singuloth, Nar-Sie. When he manages to subjugate enough minds to it's twisted will, and enters our realm to destroy everything and devour the souls of the living, then Lord Singuloth awakens to protect His people. He takes control of the singularity, possessing it to enter our reality, breaks the containment and rises to His full power to banish The First Heretic back into it's own Hell.

     

    Could you say the same of that "Supermatter"?

     

    All Hail Lord Singuloth.

     

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    Granted, is empty and despresurized, you reach it with the engineering shuttle at arrivals and is called "engineering delerict". Rarely ever used, even for traitors who need to hide.

     

    I wish for slime people to be fixed and bleed again, right now if they fall to crit they cant die, because they dont breathe or bleed. Let the squish die pliz.

     

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    Joining as janitor, then 5 minutes into the round, when you gear up...

     

    Electrical storm

     

    An electrical storm has been detected near the station, please repair any electrical overloads.

     

     

    *half of the station's lights blow to bits*

     

    John McGeneticist says, "; Janitor to medbay! I have a box of lights in the maint tunnel next to me and could fix them myself, but i'm too busy doing !!SCIENCE!!"

    Bob McEngineer says, ";Janitor to engineering! All lights broken and we totally can't replace them."

    Jim McWeed "; Janitor to botany, i vomited because I overdosed on drugs, oh and fix my lights"

     

    *almost done replacing all the damn lights*

     

    Gr3yT1d3 virus

     

    Unknown hackers have attacked the inprisonment subroutines. Recommended AI involvement.

     

    *All the damn lights in the bloody brig blow to bits*

     

    Gregory McHarmbaton says, ";Janitor needed at the brig!"

     

    *run to the brig, start replacing lights*

     

    Urist McHeadOfShitcurity says, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? INFILTRATION AND TREASON!"

     

    *proceeds to taser the squish out of me, because i'm obviously a dangerous and armed to the teeth syndicate agent, then brigs for 20 minutes with all my gear, even the toolbelt. I shrug it off and patiently wait, 10 minutes later:*

     

    You feel the undead!

     

    *ALL the damn lights on the station blow, as part of the haloween event which spawns skeletons and zombies in maint, and that i have no idea why is even in the random event rotation. *

     

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    Granted, but you lose your life and become obsessed with catgirls. They fill your head and you can't stop thinking about fokken catbeast girls, all the damn time. You even change your avatar and signature to gifs of catgirls. Your soul is forever doooooooomed.

     

    Speaking of avatar, i wish i had a proper Singuloth shield of arms for mine, and not the cheap crap i made up in a hurry.

     

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    Every competent atmos tech wants the Holy Blade of Atmosia, AKA the fireaxe.

    There are many competent atmos techs but only 1 fireaxe avaiable in Atmosia.

    Now there is only one competent atmos tech and two beheaded atmos techs.

     

     

    Now my wish, i wish that Poly had fire-proof feathers and could sit on people's shoulders. Bwaaak~

     

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