[How to Assassinate Katlyn Hudson]

"Kurt hastily trying to remove this from the inter-webs"

 

Ahaha this is great! Love the BEES XD

[Why do you play the species and roles that you do?]

Unathi - Kurt here!

When it came to deciding what race to pick from the start I had a hard decision between just rolling human or the other weird races.

I mostly decided on the Space Lizards due to the (I know this is silly) Speech augment they have, and in addition their Cultural background.

(I also like the horns <_< )

Jobs!

So my favorite two roles to play are Security(officer) and Chef.

-Security-

Sooooooo........ As we all know Sec gets a REALLY bad rep for being incompetent...alot (mostly due to there being a lack of "training")...I like most have gotten on the wrong side of the crew(admins) many times for this.

But the appeal that sec brings for me is that I get to deal with all the shenanigans that go about the station and crew, be the (reasonable) Word of law, learning space law, and in general deal with the everyday things that Security has to go through. I don't want to be THAT officer that bridged the clown for slipping the (insert relevant ID) for 50+ minutes and label the rest of my department Terrible.

I generally want to improve the Reputation of my department(If even possible XD) while bringing fun to what is the life of the criminals we bring in. (And if not release Armsky on all of you mwahahaah!)

-Chef-

When all the prisoners and Antags have been hauled in for "Appropriation" there is only one...

MASTER OF ALL! (foods & recently CQC)

Ehehehe...I play the "Culinary Artist" when I don't feel like busting heads or crew, and just want to lay back and relax in my kitchen with some fine delicacies.

Playing the chef has been the most relaxing therapeutic job I've ever had the honor of enjoying so far on paradise Station.

The pure joy I receive from handing out my food to the LOVING AND APPRECIATIVE crew just warms my cold lizard heart. (Morgan Pink I will end you.)

But really though this is the place you want to be to just lay back and enjoy the game while still being useful to the crew.

(Might update this at a later time when it's not 2-am and for better up to date information)