[Research Director Makmak and the xenomorphs]

Half way into the shift someone mentions something about xenomorphs and wanting to contain them in xenobio or some shit asking me and the captain i have little experience with xenomorphs(No experience) and don't want to look like a idiot so i wait for the captain to respond. Turns out the captain is a idiot and is to busy sending a picture of his ass to cc to respond

 

Forget about it 

30 minutes latter Irithyll comes running into research wanting me to bring a crate into xenobio dont know whats in it and i trust Irithyll so sure. 

 

Yep thats a facehugger 

She gives it a monkey and i say they can keep one  AND ONLY ONE like a fucking idiot

We are able to talk to it with a tape recorder and i like it so i let it have 2

Stalk the messaging server monitor still trying to find the person who was mass inviting everyone to the general group chat earlier

Find slith planning on raiding xenobio with mechs 

Call security because i dont want him to free my xenomorphs not knowing they could break out at any moment because they can burn walls

Notice while i wasnt paying attention 2 xeno morphs became 6 

Im not liking this i want sec to lower the pop

THEY DO NOT LIKE THIS 

Fucking run to my office and call for all sec to come 

Sec fucking dies 

Try to get cc to fire a bsa at xenobio

BUT DO NOT FEAR WITH THE BREACHES OF THE XENOMORPHS ALSO COMES THE BREACHES OF THE ABUSED SLIMES IN THE OTHER PEN HUNGRY AND ANGRY THEY ATTACK THE XENOMORPHS 

Ya the slimes fucking die

But i think they did kill 1

Shut the blast doors and someone breaches the fastest way out hoping to kill the xenomorphs 

Notice we missed on vent in the breached room

They all get out and flood science 

The ce runs in and cuffs me for some reason

Ai locks the doors because the ce cuffed me 

Aliens kill the ce and my armor teleports me out

How ever it teleports me into R&D i am still cuffed and trapped by a closet 

The Aliens hit me and my armor does not respond

I think i am fucking dead

Then the original xenomorph saves me from the other one and removes my cuffs

I climb over the desk and run

I make it out it was the last 10 minutes of the round when they started to breach so the shuttle arrives i get on and everyone demands i am lynched the end. 

 

[Will the real Bisllltut Makmak please stand up]

Shift starts in research spawn in xenobio instantly start darting out to grab a clipboard

Notice someone who looks strangely similar

Notice they have a similar name

Notice it is an exact copy of me instantly complain to the captain 

 

Captain Doesn't believe me drag the copy to the bridge 

Captain thinks it is funny but only one can be a scientist pda him fast af he is only able to tell who I am because I have a clipboard 

Other Makmak notices 

Cue chase around the bridge between me security and makmak2 

We both chill in interrogation makmak2 in cuffs 

Security gives us talking pills as we are both mute

Cue insults in a language security can't understand 

They try to split us up force is necessary to do this 

While I am being dragged out 

Insert Makmak3 

Makmak 3 instantly starts telling security to shoot us as we are fakes 

All 3 of us somehow get together out of cuffs in the brig 

Violent fight between all 3 of us starts 

Makmak 2 is dragged off never to be seen again

Security at this point has no clue what is happening makmak2 is idk where and me and makmak3 are insulting each other makmak3 being in a cell me outside by the door 

After 10 minutes of arguing security gets a great idea 

Lets throw em in a room and leave who ever hits first is fake 

Makmak3 nearly beats me to death 

The remainder of the shift is security trying to drag me around the fucked up station into medbay I die on the way but it doesn't matter as once we reach medbay a bomb blows up less than a foot from the guard and my stretcher

 

 

 

Possibly the strangest shift i have played