[Shit People on Discord Says]

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Two April Fools PR being merged on main code

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4 slimes squishing around

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Joe soon to be french

[Screenshot thread!]

Edit : Wrong sreenshot page and cant delete - smh

[I want YOU to read Lore!]

But reading lore is for NERDS *gasp

[Maintenance Drones should have a floor painter]

This idea was actually already proposed and rejected as a PR

 

As for the reason, for those not wishing to go on github:

[Ant Record: Oriz, Servant Of Clan Khraz]

Name: Oriz

Age: 25

Gender: Male

Race: Kidan

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Oriz, Servant of Clan Khraz, strides through the space station, a Kidan of imposing stature adorned with earth-toned carapace and distinctive horns. At 1.9 meters, his compound eyes peer with precision, while long antennae extend, embodying both sensory prowess and a unique means of communication.

Immersed in the nurturing embrace of Clan Khraz, Oriz proudly displays their emblem on his exoskeletal chest, a visual testament to his unwavering allegiance.

Oriz's reserved nature is merely a reflection of the values drilled on him prefering actions on words.

 

Employment Records:
 

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Oriz's journey to Nanotrasen employment began when he was discovered by a reconnaissance team during a planetary survey. Clan Khraz, recognizing the opportunity for their emissary to gather invaluable knowledge and resources, negotiated an agreement with Nanotrasen to allow Oriz to work on different Nanotrasen stations.

As a staunch traditionalist Kidan, Oriz's commitment to his "hive" shines through in his dedicated service to Nanotrasen.

Known for his meticulous approach and unwavering focus Oriz had often been seen working as either a scientist or a surgeon.

What sets Oriz apart is his unique practice of directing all earned credits back to his "hive," a testament to his unyielding allegiance to Clan Khraz.

Whether improving our research levels or tending to the medical needs of the crew, Oriz remains a stalwart asset to Nanotrasen, bridging the gap between tradition and modernity.

Although the details of Oriz's recruitment are undisclosed, it is clear that Clan Khraz viewed Nanotrasen as a means to advance their own objectives.
Perhaps with an elevated Nanotrasen security clearance, one might unveil the motivations behind Oriz, and finally understand the politic game between Nanotrasen and the Kidan specie as a whole?

 

Security Records:
 

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CENTRAL COMMAND HIGHLY CLASSIFIED REPORT:

Oriz's recent behaviour in our stations has created deep concern among our top executives. Intensive discussions are still ongoing, with some proposing the consideration of escalating the matter to Sol-Gov authorities.

The Kidan's sporadic discussions with fellow workers about an anticipated "day of revenge" and allegiance to a mysterious new Kidan Empress have been carefully documented. While the details remain elusive, these conversations hint at the possibility of a new escalation that can only be evocative of Kidan history, especially with the Human-Skrell alliance going stronger.

Security personnel have conducted discreet monitoring of Oriz's interactions and communications. Although no explicit threats or illicit activities have been observed, the persistent nature of these discussions has prompted heightened vigilance. Oriz's unwavering commitment to channeling earned credits to his "hive" only cement our theories, suggesting a coordinated effort within the Kidan community.

For all of these reasons, we strongly recommend sustained monitoring of Oriz's activities and a discreet investigation of every Kidans aboard our stations.

The prospect of a new galactic war looms, presenting both potential risks and opportunities for Nanotrasen's profitability. Consequently, we have decided to triple our weaponry manufacturing outputs in preparation for various scenarios.

After all war can certaintly means profits if we play our cards right.

Despite Nanotrasen's human origins, we maintain a neutral stance in galactic politics. As such, it has been determined that this report should remain confidential. Unauthorized access to this information is strictly prohibited and may result in immediate termination without prior notice. Consider yourself duly warned.

Steve

 

[Silicon Asset Record: CRUNCH]

Must bully the borgo

[I no longer take any shower]

Name: Atlas

Age: 21

Gender: Male

Race: Grey.

Blood Type: O-.

General Occupational Roles: Medical doctor. Scientist.

 

Flavor text:

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Atlas the Grey, dons a comical pirate hat atop a frail, gangly form.
As alien musings permeate your consciousness, their silence becomes conspicuous, relying solely on psychic powers for communication, hinting at the absence of a voice implant.
Their large violet eyes, shielded from UV rays by a monotone complexion, lend an enigmatic air. Despite their diminutive stature and delicate bone structure, Atlas' sharp intellect shines through in their precise movements and astute problem-solving.. As they navigate the station's complex corridors, the pirate hat bobs whimsically, serving as a playful contrast to their serious demeanor.

Intrigued by their elusive nature, you find yourself yearning to uncover more about their presence within the station. Could elevated Nanotrasen clearances grant you access to employment and security records, revealing the secrets of this enigmatic being?

 

Security Records:

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It was a routine shift aboard one of our esteemed station, with all systems operating smoothly under code green. Surprisingly, even the notorious antics of the clown seemed to be subdued.

True to their training, our security remained vigilant, ready to face the unexpected. Suddenly, reports of an alien vessel, unmistakably one of the Grey abductor ships, disrupted the calm.

Curiously, the ship docked at our station, confounding our security team further upon inspection. The vessel bore the unmistakable markings of the feared Abductor technology, yet it lacked the usual equipment, containing only a navigation system and a simple bedsheet.

Upon the team's return, minor disturbances surfaced, including a breached kitchen door, though no crew members were reported missing. The mystery deepened with the discovery of a peculiar Grey, sporting a singed pirate hat, and suffering from hunger, in the care of our medical staff. Oddly, no record of this Grey existed in our medical logs, complicating their assignment to the appropriate department.

Placed under interrogation, the enigmatic Grey communicated solely via telepathy, asserting their identity as a "dangerous pirate"  and expressing a desire for "loot, especially foods." When questioned about being an Abductor and their intentions toward Nanotrasen, their perplexed affirmation only added to the puzzle. They promised to depart unscathed in exchange for the desired "loot and foods."

Further investigation by our detective unraveled the truth, confirming that the famished Grey had attempted, albeit unsuccessfully, to pilfer from the chef's kitchen by hacking upon his door, suffering burns in the process.

As for the pirate hat adorning their head, it appeared they had stumbled upon it near a clothing vending machine, likely discarded by a forgetful crew member.

Following standard protocol, the security team detained the Grey for minor destruction of station property before releasing them, recognizing that they posed no threat to anyone but themselves.

 

Employment Records:

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Upon their release by the security team, the command staff extended a unique offer to Atlas, inviting them to join Nanotrasen's workforce.
Eagerly, Atlas accepted the proposal, embracing the chance for a new beginning.

It wasn't purely an act of goodwill that prompted the Head of Personnel to recommend recruiting this peculiar Grey. Rather, it was a shrewd and calculated decision, it was a known fact that every Greys are trained with any advanced intellectual work.

Since that day, Atlas has tirelessly dedicated themselves to the company, seamlessly transitioning into roles such as a skilled surgeon or a meticulous scientist, consistently proving their indispensability.

While the mystery of their initial presence on our Station remained unresolved, Atlas remained reticent, as is their habit. Given their understanding of Grey culture and Atlas's independent spirit, it's plausible that they belonged to the faction of young, forward-thinking Greys unafraid of physical labor, a refreshing departure from the typically cerebral and traditional Grey culture.

This inclination also sheds light on their affinity for the pirate hat, perhaps considering it a symbol of autonomy and freedom after suffering from a rigid society and life.

 

Personnel Photo:

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[Crew Record: ARC-117.]

Character lore updated!

 

Especially the security and employment records parts.

 

I dare to say this is the last version of my character lore.

[Crew Record: ARC-117.]

Name: ARC-117.

Age: Unknown.

Gender: Genderless.

Race: Machine.

Blood Type: None.

General Occupational Roles: Medical doctor. Roboticist.

 

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The monitor display: "Arkship-Built Robotic Coworker Model 117"
Quite sassy toward "organics" save for Voxs who are viewed as quasi synthetic anyway.
Nevertheless, ARC remain obliging to fresh crewmembers seeking assistance.

Initially, ARC-117 appears as your run-of-the-mill IRC model, but closer inspection reveals a patchwork of mechanical components. Its body comprises a hodgepodge of IRC parts spanning various brands like bioshop cybernatic, Hesphiatos, and even Xion Manufacturing. What's more baffling is the apparent incompatibility of these components, with age gaps spanning decades at best.
It's as if ARC-117 was crafted from disparate IRC sources of different generations, fused together by an enigmatic alien intelligence.

The motive behind this peculiar amalgamation remains shrouded in mystery.
Perhaps with elevated Nanotrasen clearances granting access to employment and security records, one could uncover the truth behind this uncanny creation?

 

Security Records:

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[NANOTRASEN CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENT]

In stark contrast to the majority of our company's IPCs, the ARC-117 unit emerged from the mysterious depths of a Vox arkship. The Vox, an enigmatic nomadic spacefaring species renowned for their advanced technology and enigmatic nature, designed the ARC series to serve various functions on their massive arkships. These versatile ARC units were entrusted with a broad spectrum of responsibilities, ranging from the maintenance of colossal city-sized arkships to the execution of intricate medical procedures, all meticulously programmed into their systems.

Our first encounter with this knowledge came when one of our company defense vessels engaged Vox raiders, resulting in significant losses. Despite the adversity, we emerged victorious and salvaged various items, including ARC-117.

Upon attempting to analyze ARC-117, we encountered a security protocol that triggered a database reset, resulting in the loss of Vox-related information and secrets. To this day, ARC-117 remains unable to comprehend or communicate in Vox-Pidgin. It's important to note that this unit lacked any default weaponry, rendering it harmless, as confirmed by multiple analyses conducted by our specialized security team at our central facility.

The design of the "ARC" series in itself bears a striking resemblance to the IPCs found on various Nanotrasen stations, hinting at the possibility that the Vox may have acquired and reverse-engineered IPC technology for their unique variants. It is highly likely that these IPC technology and parts were looted by the very Vox raiders our vessel encountered.

Upon conducting thorough analyses by our experts, it became strikingly evident that this particular model represented a unique venture within the ARC series designed by the Vox. Its primary design emphasis was on facilitating communication with alien species, which, in simpler terms, meant us. This characteristic struck us as exceptionally unusual, given Nanotrasen's bemusement at the Vox's commitment to developing an IPC capable of interacting with "alien species." This sense of intrigue deepened, especially in light of our knowledge that the Auralis themselves vehemently deny the existence of life beyond their arkships.

Recognizing the potential of this adaptable IPC, we began to contemplate the acquisition of additional information. Or perhaps, it would be more accurate to say that we schemed to uncover more insights?

Ultimately, we decided to welcome ARC-117 into our workforce.

For further details on the integration of ARC-117 into our workforce, please refer to the Employment Records.

Officer John Nanotrasen - Report from Central Command 42-8

 

Employment Records:

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[NANOTRASEN CONFIDENTIAL DOCUMENT]

The details surrounding our acquisition of ARC-117 are meticulously documented in our security records.

From the perspective of our employees, ARC-117's transition into Nanotrasen stations occurred rather abruptly, often taking on roles as highly skilled surgeons or advanced roboticst.

While ARC-117 was undoubtedly engineered with the capability to communicate with us and proficiently employ galactic-common, it is crucial to recognize that its development was fundamentally rooted in the Vox perspective of our species. This was glaringly apparent through reports from numerous stations, documenting minor verbal incidents involving ARC-117 and organic species. It appears that ARC-117 maintains a belief in the superiority of synthetics, which encompasses the Vox.

While this does not come as a surprise to our crew members, as there is a logic with an IPC considering himself superior to organics, we acknowledge that ARC-117's behavior is most likely a result of Vox programming. The Vox residing in their arkships firmly adhere to their own sense of superiority, making it highly probable that they did not anticipate any issues, no matter how minor, with ARC-117 interacting with "alien species". This assumption holds, especially if ARC operated seamlessly within their own arkship.

Even after months of employment within our stations, we still cannot definitively pinpoint the reason behind the Armalis' decision to create this enigmatic unit. Numerous theories have emerged among our experts.

Some speculate that ARC-117 may have been constructed for espionage purposes, gathering information before a larger assault. This would suggest that our victory against the Vox raiders and our retrieval of ARC-117 were part of a larger strategic plan.

Another theory posits that the creation of ARC-117 was merely a whimsical idea of a single Armalis, possibly one who harbored doubts about their own beliefs and genuinely wondered about the existence of life beyond their immediate perception.

To be candid, none of these theories provide a satisfactory explanation, and the creation and purpose of ARC-117 continue to elude our understanding to this day.

 

Officer John Nanotrasen - Report from Central Command 42-9

 

Personnel Photo:

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There it is my shiny new main character with Tihichat.

 

I hope many of you have encountered him yet and like my Sassy machine as I like playing them.

I know some of you already does!

[Vox appreciation thread]

Hihi voxie love you too !

Is friendly biped interested in some shines ? Very cheap yaya

[Crew Record: Capella]

Hihi squishy fri-

 

I mean hello Capella, nice to see your character description!

[Tihichat's quest for justice in the face of space racism]

2 hours ago, Spacemanspark said:

Vox steal over four billion pieces of candy from babies every year. 

Snap your local Vox's neck, save an innocent life from being a victim of the shoal. 

Vox are pox

See crew this is a prime example of a person that was beaten up as a kid and became space racist.

Don't be like Timmy, Timmy is bad.

Be like Tihichat and strive to make your workplace more open yaya

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9 nerds playing ss13 rather than work

[Tihichat's quest for justice in the face of space racism]

Tihichat, a Vox working for Nanotrasen, has faced a lifetime of discrimination from other crewmates due to their unique biology. But in one shift, Tihichat decided to take a stand against this pervasive space racism.

As an Head of Personal Tihichat reported the harassment to Central Command and requested they take action to stop it.

Instead, Central Command sent them a bucket of KFV from their subsidiary company, KFV Incorporated, which caused Tihichat to resign in protest.

 

But Tihichat was not done fighting for justice.

In a later shift as an Ntr, Tihichat decided to take a different approach and attempted to change Central Command from within.

They submitted a report calling for legal changes to recognize Vox rights and asked for the support of all command.

 

However, Central Command responded with an angry fax, telling Tihichat to "cease this nonsense." To add insult to injury, Central Command broke into Tihichat's office and replaced their locker contents with 20 full KFV buckets.

Tihichat's story is a powerful reminder of the challenges Vox face in a universe dominated by humans. It also shows the importance of standing up for what you believe in, even when faced with overwhelming opposition. We should all strive to be like Tihichat and fight for a better, more inclusive space station.

[Hihi crews, i am voxie ! (Tihichat)]

Name: Tihichat

Age: 25

Gender: Male

Race: Vox

Blood Type: O+

General Occupational Role(s): Roboticist, Medical Doctor, NT Rep

 

Biography:

Tihichat struggles with interpreting social cues when spoken to in Common, but their vocabulary and understanding of situations in Vox-Pidgin suggest that they recently left their Arkship and still have much to learn about non-vox cultures.

But don't be fooled - they are actually quite intelligent.
In fact, it's possible that they intentionally play up their confusion in order to catch others off guard, whether it be security officers or the person they're conversing with in common.

Tihi also expresses frustration about the prevalence of space-racism against Vox across NanoTrasen stations, and is particularly offended by the derogatory term "chicken" and the disturbing practice of using Vox limbs for culinary purposes namely "KFV".

Interestingly, when conversing with other Vox in Vox-Pidgin, Tihi often refers to them as "kins" but may use more derogatory terms such as "dustlungs" when referring to other species while also make insulting comments about humans, referring to them as "backward monkeys".

 

Employment Records:

During their interview with Nanotrasen, Tihichat, like many other Vox, provided limited information about themselves and their culture. They simply identified as a "Primalis" with a variety of skills.

Tihichat has consistently excelled in their roles, particularly as a roboticist in the science department and as a medical doctor responsible for treating patients and performing surgeries.

Their excellent performance has led to Tihichat being appointed as a Nanotrasen Representative, where they have consistently provided high levels of satisfaction. Especially as they are supportive to the company - as long the company provide "shines" to them.

However, there is a major concern regarding Tihichat's involvement in the illegal production and sale of hard drugs in order to acquire more credits, particularly in their role as a shop owner. As a result, a prominent red note has been added that states "FOR GOD SAKES DO NOT TRUST THEM WITH A CHEM DISPENSER."

 

Security Records:

Tihichat is known to strictly adhere to the Vox Inviolate doctrine and refrains from wasteful killing, even when under attack.

However, they have been detained on multiple occasions for selling illicit substances, including drugs, to fellow crewmates while operating as a shop owner on various NT stations. It is recommended that Tihichat not be granted access to a chem dispenser due to the associated risks.

 

Medical Records:

Have requested that in the event of organ failure, they do not wish to receive non-Vox organs or have their stack implanted into a non-Vox body.
However, they have indicated that they are open to receiving cybernetic organs or parts.

It is important for medical staff to be aware of Tihichat's preferences in order to provide appropriate care and treatment.

 

Personnel Photo (Appearance text):

A vox with big quills and a white-bear neck