urcool1000
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Four months later I'll still be posting here
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Three guards for protection.
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A dog gave birth to 6 puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
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Just now, TrainTN said:
Yes, just give the psychologist an actual medicine cabinet, or at the very least a pill bottle that starts full. He already lives in a closet and nobody cares he exists, at least give him more than a measly four pills to play with.
This is one of the funniest things I have read all day. I agree though that no one cares much about his existence lol
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NOW I FEEL RIDICULOUS. Just a day or two ago I was running all the way to the bathrooms for water. Same thing all last week.
I tend not to notice important things I guess. Seems to be a trend of mine lately
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This or maybe even add a sink. Not sure if that would be considered hard to code or not.
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I believe the arrivals botany should start with a High capacity water tank instead of the normal one!
I don't know of anyone else, but when I play clown or mime I generally always use the arrivals botany to grow more bananas and Holy Melons. The biggest problem besides the stone-age equipment (which is fun and provides a extra challenge) is the extreme lack of water. I constantly find myself using 3 then 4 water tanks to grow the plants and gain enough biomass for the things I want.
Eventually, I will be running around the station maintenance looking around with a purpose (looking suspicious as hell) while snapping my fingers try to find the next water tank to drag off into my lair like some sort of defiled water boy.
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I seem to be not noticing important things.
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PRETTY SURE my death routine is by far the best.
I would say Sarin is my favorite when I am chemist. However you will get shitted on if people find out as a lot seem to think it ruins the game because how easy it is to kill someone with the chemical.
This is about how my main run threw would look if I was a traitor:
Obtain all materials needed.
Step 1. Obviously something to slip your opponent would be largely beneficial. So I will usually start in Arrivals Botany and max the bananas size for a good long slip. Next using the biogenerator I would make a utility belt if there isn't one around, and a Holster for a taser / any other weapon I find.
Optional Step 1 - Convince CMO to give you permission (or the chemist) to get you Meth pills of quality dosage. I like to use a story of being hunted by someone and then annoy the persistent CMO's until they give me clearance I need for them. I will then have a surgeon drill my mouth and add the pills straight into my teeth for extremely immediate on command effect.
Optional Step 2. Obtain Engineering things I may need. Break into the south western side maintenance that is used to go to the shuttle to engineering station (that no one ever uses). Break the reinforced wall make it a false reinforced wall. Drag out a couple Emergency Lights to get to the space suit and more importantly the gravity boots. Then shift all emergency lights down one square to provide relatively easy entrance and exit without lights looking suspicious to someone going in (Like engineering ever actually opens the storage). If I need to get to mining doc to get a target Ill take a hard suit as well.
Usually If I am Mime/clown I will go into the maintenance hallway and do the same thing to the wall that holds the Hard-suit for Clown and mime in EVA. This is obviously more risky but the reward is tremendous as no one but captain or HoP will really be suspicious of you walking around in full hard suit armor of your own. It literally was made for you.
Step 2. Assassinating the target is always the fun part. If I can manage it I will slip them, zip tie, and take the head-mic off. Not many people react fast enough to yell out. I then like to drag them off beating them with my banana peel for the jokes and then murdering them with a gun (not shoots but bashing them) for extra lolls...
Lately I been getting a full bottle of wine from the bar then filling it with toilet water. Ill drink some and then give some to my victim. Then as we both continuously puke all over the place I will smash the bottle over my head (if the victim is in a secure room) then bludgeon them till their head falls off.
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6 hours ago, TDS said:
I know you weren't at fault and should take as much time as you need, but if you want to learn Chemistry maybe get started as a scientist and learn in SciChem instead? You have pretty much no responsibility but a full chemistry lab.
Thats a great suggestion. As Chemistry is my first job in med bay ever... I found myself being in high demand quite often. I got the synthflesh 20(u) patches down though.
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7 hours ago, littlehorse said:
I'm more curious about why that borg was preventing you from entering. What lawset was it on? If it was on either crewsimov or corporate you should just have been able to tell it to move. Maybe it was subverted?
It was towards the near beginning of the round. I believe the Alert was on the normal Green
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9 hours ago, necaladun said:
Absolutely, and throwing them down disposal would also be fine. I used to keep an autoinjector filled with CH for just such an occasion before that was nerfed because being able to one-click KO people was way too op.
An LOOC of "sorry on wiki new to chemistry gimme a sec" would have been fine too!
If someone is too impatient to wait a minute or two for someone to learn chemistry, I have no sympathy for them.
I had completely forgot of LOOC. Thank you for the advice... I will try to remember to use it in the future
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This was a situation that I could of been banned for if I decided to take it another step further. What other reactions could I have done when a Botanist does my job because he doesn't want to wait 1minute?
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Hello everyone,
PLEASE READ EVERYTHING BEFORE WATCHING THE VIDEO
Thank you to anyone who reads this and I would appreciate positive advice and everything that might imply. I was confused about why this encounter happened and I want to know what I could of done differently.
So, as a member of SS13 I have had the pleasure to find out that everyone is a little different and reacts a little different to situations. In this situation I am kept from doing my own job while Kiyaka (a botanist at the time) breaks into my chemistry lab with the help of AROS (the games current Ai).
Now for some backstory.
Kiyaka had apparently already asked me earlier to make him some Unstable Mutagen. To get my attention he points at me multiple times until I notice and say's, "Mutagen.. already ask"
I reply to him that I didn't know and told him, "sure" so he would now know I heard him.
To me it seems a bit ridiculous that you would force your way into the chemistry lab right after seeing that I just noticed your needs... However, this is what happens next.
While I worked (looking up on wiki because I am new to chemistry) and started making the Unstable Mutagen I noticed him bashing the window and ignored it. I knew that focusing on him doing that wouldn't help me help him faster. AFTER I made the unstable mutagen and tried getting to the window to give him what I had I noticed his buckets. I was gonna tell him to come back and I will have both buckets full. Instead I don't know why but the Ai decided this is grounds for its involvement and decided to not deal with other issues on the station. When I moved the monkey out the way of the window to give him the 90(u) I currently had the Ai pushed me out of the way and opened the slider window for him.
I don't understand why the Ai did that, but asked Kiyaka to leave immediately to which he refuses. He starts telling lies about how I ignored his request, and I decide to ignore things that aren't true. I then try to remove him from the area by knocking him down with disarm. I did this as I have been on the other end of this. To me this jester means I am not playing with you so please leave before I call security. Instead I end up getting flushed down DISPOSALS, thinking I am about to be murdered as I remember happening when you go down disposals.
I then call for security (who never show up, of course like normal) and get back to my station. I then find this happening to me
Also here is this for proof I recognized his needs after he asked a second time.
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I wish I had 3 friends to play with.