Infant Punter
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i dig these, and i never say that about artwork threads
keep it up friend
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And it would also give the easy ability to steal from everyone's bank account.
Here's implying that anyone gives even half a fuck about their in-game currency unless there is a claw machine around.
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Hey, spessmen.
Some of you may remember me, but the community is expanding so rapidly that it's even questionable that the majority does. Either way, this is five months overdue.
So, this post is relating to, and hopefully explaining for my actions of my forum post way back around five months ago that was full of "confessions" of my previous adminship.
To start, I'd like to get across that my true intentions of that post was to actually get myself demoted in a manner that did not force me to actually have to cause harm to the server (as that would be the last thing I'd do), but also in a way that was not resignation. I chose this course of action because, well, the game was basically ruined for me back then. I dreaded getting online, and when I did it never held my attention. I decided to leave the staff team in a way that would ensure I couldn't return the same way a retired admin would have the ability to, but also, again, to not cause direct harm to the server.
So, I wrote things like this on that "confession" post.
On some occasions, I blatantly ignore ahelps, even if I'm not doing anything.- Adding on to the above, I sometimes would respond to an ahelp saying "I'll look into it." and then just leave it be.
I was aware that this would probably be the kicker that does it, so to be entirely honest about it, I only did the first one when I was busy with my own in-game experience, and I actually DID do the second one on rare occasions, but only for cases such as "the clown slipped me, ban him!!" which I really just wanted to watch play out.
But as a good note of news for those so inclined, these five months actually have cured my space-madness, and I get the same enjoyment out of the game that I used to now.
All in all, I truly hope that those of you who saw the post understand as to why I did it. I'd never actually want to harm the server, and it allowed me a (somewhat distasteful) way out of my position that I was in.
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On my slipped bike horn we're going to nerf it
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I just adore when people make cable art.
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You're forgetting the fucking hallucinations x100 thing you did.
Pfffahaha, how did that slip my mind? Added.
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I haven't made a thread in a long time, and somewhere else gave me this wonderful, horrible idea.
Admin and player alike, confess your spacebound sins to the world, should thee be bold enough to do so.
I'll start with a few. Oh, here we go.
WARNING: Intense cases of mild/not so mild abuse beyond this point.
- For events, I used to make my character a test dummy mob type so he could not be killed.
- On some occasions, I blatantly ignore ahelps, even if I'm not doing anything. But we know that most of the staff are guilty of this at one time or another.
- Adding on to the above, I sometimes would respond to an ahelp saying "I'll look into it." and then just leave it be.
- I sometimes free the slot for people to join as captain, even when there is already a captain, just to cause confusion.
- The infamous fake 'Bwoink', but that's barely a confession.
- When the singulo gets released, I sometimes assume control of it and go out of my way to eat the responsible engineer.
- When I used to play geneticist all the time, I would sometimes open the player panel to reveal each block's power, and conveniently find the powers that I was looking for.
- I look for nearly any excuse to gib things. Only when it wouldn't upset the victim, but, still.
- Back when I used to play RD all the time, I would always have one max sized ready toxins bomb on my persons at all times, just in case.
- When I run highlander, I like to still play 'Princes of the Universe' locally to someone who has the disk.
- THE FLOOR IS LAVA.
- I sometimes change the flavor text of snowflakes to something less than respectable.
- Setting someones 'hallucinations' variable to 99999999 and watching as they squirm.
I'll probably keep adding more over time, see how long until I get demoted.
Cough up your own guilt now, men.
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To throw in some input about the comments about wizards: The Wiz Federation are notorious for being grungy, snobby, magic-hogging assholes, who love to feel superior to pretty much everyone because they are.. Well.. A wizard. Not to mention that they are on awful terms with NT. So, most people could draw the assumption that when a wizard is around, shit is about to hit the fan at terminal velocity. Not much need for the meta to enforce the 'oh shit' feeling when a wizard is announced.
And, to friendly wizards, refer to above. Shouldn't really be in your nature to be friendly on a station that your federation despises.
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All of these are just making my mind spark with new robust ideas to use them with. Except the tracking one, as stated to be trumped by the PDA tracker.
Loving them, regardless.
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Best worst valentines day ever.
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In this tale, we have the bitter AI dubbed as 'Walter' in a scenario where he is free of his laws as he gives a pleasant order to the current captain
Walter [AI] says, "If you touch that door captain, I'll turn your mothers asshole inside out."
I laughed very hard that day.
Rest in peace Walter
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And here is my input.
I have also only read the first Post to keep my story as I know it.
I received a player complaint from you, stating that Seda chopped your head off after you were done mutilating the dog. After further investigation, me and Kluys discovered from Seda that you took the dog out of the blue and killed it, brought it to the nearest washing machine, and made a bunch of Ian Meat. We also found out that Ian was being controlled by a player, and that the Ian player and Seda were both having a fun time together until you decided to come and ruin their fun because of something with a back story. So then Seda took it IC and became enraged, killing you in vengeance for her friend, who was a player. Now that is the story, and you wanted us to help you and I assume, punish Seda.
But in my eyes, Seda was completely justified in her actions. Here is how I see it: A quite choppy backstory led you to take someones Dog, who was controlled by a player, and kill it with a cleaver, and then turn it into meat giblets with a washing machine. After Seda was having fun with her Friend, you came by and just ruined it for the sake of your own fun. Then Seda took revenge for Ian, who I emphasize was a player, which you killed, ruining the fun they were having. So you ruined their fun, aswell as their round. So Seda took revenge on you on equal levels, and you felt her revenge was unjust, even enough to bring it to our attention.
Now I read through a little more to your complaint. And about this.
When provoked into extreme anger a punch or two may be realistic but Nanotrasen doesn't hire people who bludgeon someone to death with a crowbar when angry or bored.I don't think they would hire someone who takes dogs from their loving owners, cleaves them to death, and then shoves their corpse in a washing machine to tumble them around until they are in meat chunks.
Let me also mention that I also saw you complaining about us not taking action in OOC too, before I knew about this complaint, which was completely uncalled for.
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No, oxygen is a huge problem, and everyone knows it.
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Stories, eh?
Well. Let me see... Ah, here we are.
Once upon a time, there were four little nuke ops sent on a mission: Blow up the station
So the four little nuke ops set out on a quest to dish out terror and pain to the station
They geared up, discussed a plan, and flew to the station!
After flying out, they arrived at the station above the maintenance next to the Holodeck.
As they attempted to get in, a meaty ore announcement was made.
They didnt take much mind to it, unfortunately. And then, as they were hacking the door...
BLAM!
One of the nuke ops was pelted with a glorious display of meaty cow giblets.
He barely survived. And it was still hilarious in the end.
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So.. A ghetto Ninja? Except with antag ruining objectives?
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Since this wasnt given any proper response, and makes a few very good points (As I have just played customs for the first time and felt the pain)
Bump.
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Fair enough.
Think I'll try to get it started.
My favorite band is A Day To Remember.
I also like Sum 41, Four Year Strong, Escape The Fate, And Asking Alexandria.
Well, I started it people. Your turn
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As a Kidan crew, I've added to the Kidan ethos that Kidan are warlike vegetarians, with a sweet tooth for Nymphs.
Just wanted to note for anyone viewing this thread that he even added a feature that Kidan can eat alive nymphs.
Crunchy.
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Title says it all. Take some time to share your music interests with the world here.
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Not late to intros. Not late at all.
Anyways, Welcome to Paradise! Hope you enjoy your stay here!
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Mission objective: Cockblock Damien Lester
The details are strictly CLASSIFIED.
But I assure you, the mission was successfull.
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NOTE: The current genetics code on Paradise was updated and changed. This guide doesnt match with our current code.
So, you ran out of things to do and decided that you want to have super hulk X-ray telekinesis cold resisting no breathing powers, Eh? Well, surprising or not, it can and most likely will be a tedious process, but always remember: 'In the end, It will be worth it' Now, to the unclear guide!
Starting off
So, beginning of the round and you spawned in, you will be greeted with the eye sore brightness of med bay! (If you join in the middle of the round, Genetics is in the eastern section of med bay as well as the western section of R&D) Now, you'll notice some red boxes on the table to the left. They each contain a set of cubes, in which can be used to grow a certain version of a monkey. (Farwas, Stoks, Actual Monkeys, Etc) I highly recommend using the plain monkey, as for me it seems to give off the best visual results, which will be used later. You can take any of them and unwrap them by clicking them in your hand, then it should turn into a brown cube. Walk into the primate pen and use the unwrapped cube on the sink, and a poor test subject whose main reason to be living is to die by horrible irradiation should appear. Now just drag him against his will out of the pen, grab him, and stuff him into the DNA modifier that lies right next to the computer.
Explaining the blocks
Now, you have your monkey (or other version of a primate) into the modifier, its time to mess with some genes! But, safety first, You don't want to be stuck blind, deaf, and with tourettes, do you? Now, when you open the console, you will notice a few tabs at the top, under the status of your test subject. When you open the tab Modify Structural Enzymes, or S.E, you will be greeted by a interface that has 27 blocks, with 3 sub blocks per block. Each sub block has a randomized number from 1-9, or a letter from A-F. The numbering system works in Hexadecimals, which is basically counting 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, A, B, C, D, E, F, And F being the highest value of the bunch.
Looking down to the block numbered 27, The last one, you will notice that the first sub-block in it is a letter, unlike the others. That block represents whether the subject is a human or not. If the first sub block is above the number 8, Than the subject is a primate. If it is below, It is a human. You want to make it a human, so, select the first sub block in block 27, and hit the irradiate button until it is below 8. Right click the modifier and make sure it is a human. If it is, Great! If it isnt, make sure that the first sub block is below 8 again!
Once it is a human, go back over to the SE section and take a look over every single block and make sure the first sub block on each of them is below 8. Once that is done, go to the transfer buffers tab, And find the button labeled structural enzymes. Click it, and then the entire DNA strand of your monkey human should be saved to the computer! Now, you want to make sure that your DNA strand is clean of any disabilities and the such, so hit the injector button and a new injector should show up on the console, It looks like a little red syringe. Take that and inject yourself with it (Note that this will give toxin damage, as will all SE Injections! Anti toxin is recommended highly!) After it says '[Name] has injected themselves with the syringe!' check below that message to see if any new messages come up. If it is clear, then you have a clean SE and are ready to start testing. If its not, and you have a disability on your so called 'Clean' SE? Then hopefully you can ask your fellow geneticist for a clean SE disk, and if you are alone then you have to go back and root through the DNA strands looking for the disability. I prefer just grabbing a new monkey and repeating the process for getting the clean SE, But that is just me.
The Tedious Part
Now, insisting you have a clean SE at the ready, its time to start working at those Genes! I'd suggest getting out your PDA and ready to write down the notes of what each block does, or some other form of note taking. Now, getting actually started. If you have a genetics partner I recommend making a agreement on who is going to start from block 1 and up and who will start from block 26 and down. That will narrow down the time it takes to find what every block does when both of you are working on something different. If you are working alone, Just start from wherever you prefer.
Now, to finding powers, you evil genius! But this is a process that may or may not make you want to rip your hair out. To start, You want to irradiate your starting block to the hexadecimals DAC or higher. This means that if you have say, D61, then you irradiate the 6 until it is an A or higher. If you get to a Hexadecimal higher, as B, than the third sub block does not matter anymore, as you are technically above DAC. The same with block One. If you get the First sub block to E or F for example, then it is already higher than DAC, so you may test it. To run over it again as that seemed confusing, If you get the first sub block to above D, it is ready. If you get it to D and have the second sub block to B, then it is ready. Getting it to DAC is the bare minimum that a possible power will manifest. Any disability will form if it gets above 8, Though, making disabilities much easier to come by.
Here is a list of all powers, disabilities, the messages what they give, and what they mean
Lesser powers
Your skin feels strange - You can now morph your basic appearance with a new 'Superpowers' tab in your top right.
You feel no need to breathe - You no longer need oxygen to survive
Your skin feels dry - You are resistant to shock damage. Who needs insulated gloves, right?
Your skin feels rubbery - You can walk on and over tables like a monkey
Your mind expands - You can view people like an AI tracking someone with your Mind!
You feel quick - DOES NOT MAKE YOU QUICKER, But makes you not slowed down by Spacesuits and other apparel
Your body pulses with energy - You gradually heal brute damage naturally, Does not repair bones
Your mind expands outwards - You can talk to people telepathically, Make friends with the grays secretly!
Your fingers feel numb - You don't leave fingerprints anymore The perfect crime...
Major Powers
Major powers each have a different chance of manifesting, so if you get no reaction from a injector, its most likely a super power. Raise the blocks and keep injecting, You might get it!
The walls suddenly disappear! - You have X-ray vision, 30% of manifesting
Your body feels warm - You are no longer affected by coldness. Combine this with no need to breathe and you can go in space without any gear! 30% of manifesting
You feel smarter - You have Telekinesis! You can click on grabbable things from far away places and move them to where you desire, aswell as press buttons from farther away and such. A lazy mans dream! 15% of manifesting
Your muscles hurt - You are now a huge green monster that can break a wall just by punching it. Every power hungry geneticists dream! 5% Chance of manifesting
Disabilites
You Twitch - You swear like a sailor, and cant move or interact with things for short periods of time.
Its kinda quiet.. - You are deaf.
Your eyes feel weird.. - You are short sighted. Like wearing welding goggles.
You feel lightheaded. - You are clumsy, and guns explode in your face when you try to use them.
You cant seem to see anything... - You are now completely blind.
You feel strange.. - Randomly mutates you in very bad ways. Get rid of this ASAP
Testing what blocks do what
Alright, you have a block irradiated above DAC. Great! Now, you can go to Transfer buffer and scroll so you get to your second buffer in order to now overwrite your Clean SE. Then you save structural enzymes, and make a Block Injector and a menu will come up with the number [blocks] And their current sub blocks. Just go to whatever block you were testing, take it, and inject yourself. A new effect should arise, Good or bad. For example, You inject yourself, you get the message ' You feel no need to breathe' In blue text. Thats good! You found a minor power. Its not visible, but its there. Now, you test the next block. It says 'You feel nervous' In red text. You just found a disability. You'll want to take note of what block it is, go to your clean SE in transfer buffer, and get a block injector for the block with the disability. That will cure the disability.
Thats it
Yup. Just keep at that, injecting yourself constantly, getting tourettes, blindness, and some powers along the way. Thats really all I can say, as unclear as it is, thats how I work Genetics and it works. Ill attempt to reply to any questions if you have them.
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Would be very useful for when there are lacking cyborgs, But what would happen when the mech was moved out of the AI's camera range? And it seems it would be a little OP in a malf round for the AI to be obscuring his malfness until someone lets the AI have a durand to toy around with, But that really is the stations choice to make the Upgrade. I support this idea!
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Average shuttle docking ever since end of round greif was allowed.
Machosketch
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your thread is still the only reason i come back to this forum
adore the style, keep it up