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==Fullness==
==Fullness==
 
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As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine. If your hunger bar turns black you've eaten way too much.
As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine. If your hunger bar turns black you've eaten way too much.


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===Starvation===
===Starvation===
[[File:food1.png|50px]][[File:food2.png|50px]][[File:food3.png|50px]][[File:food4.png|50px]][[File:food5.png|50px]]
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[chef]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!
If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the [[chef]] for a burger or slice of meatbread!


You can become fat from eating too much.
You can become fat from eating too much. This also, obviously, slows you down.


==Drinks==
==Drinks==
'''IMPORTANT:'''<br>Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur<br>Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled<br>Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve<br> Warning: a few of these recipies are beta code and so can't be made unless spawned.
{{Hatnote|'''Warning:''' A few of these recipies are beta code and so can't be made unless spawned.}}
; Note
* Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
* Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
* Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve


{| border="1" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="2" align="center"
{| cellspacing="10"<!-- This table is for seperating the two halves. -->
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Picture
| valign="top" |
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Cocktail
{| class="wikitable"
! style='background-color:Chocolate;'|Ingredients
|+ A-J
|-
! Image
! Ingredients
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:AcidSpit.png|64px]]
| Acid Spit
|-
| 5 parts Wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:AlliesCocktail.png|64px]]
| Allies Cocktail
|-
| 1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Aloe.png|64px]]
| Aloe
|-
| 1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Whiskey
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Amasec.png|64px]]
| Amasec
|-
| 1 part Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Andalusia.png|64px]]
| Andalusia
|-
| 1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:antifreezeglass.gif|64px]]
| Anti-Freeze
|-
| 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|64px]]
| Atomic Bomb
|-
| 10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:B-52.png|64px]]
| B-52
|-
| 1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|64px]]
| Bahama Mama
|-
| 2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:BananaHonk.png|64px]]
| Banana Honk
|-
| 1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Barefoot.png|64px]]
| Barefoot
|-
| 1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:BeepskySmash.gif|64px]]
| Beepsky Smash
|-
| 2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Bilk.png|64px]]
| Bilk
|-
| 1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:BlackRussian.png|64px]]
| Black Russian
|-
| 3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:BloodyMary.png|64px]]
| Bloody Mary
|-
| 1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Boogerglass.gif|64px]]
| Booger
|-
| 1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:BraveBull.png|64px]]
| Brave Bull
|-
| 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Brownstar.png|64px]]
| Brown Star
|-
| 2 parts Orange juice, 1 part cola
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:ChangelingSting.png|64px]]
| Changeling Sting
|-
| 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Vodka
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:ClassicMartini.png|64px]]
| Classic Martini
|-
| 2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:CafeLatte.png|64px]]
| Cafe Latte
|-
| 1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:CubaLibre.png|64px]]
| Cuba Libre
|-
| 2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|64px]]
| Demons Blood
|-
| 1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:DevilsKiss.png|64px]]
| Devil's Kiss
|-
| 1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Driest Martini.png|64px]]
| Driest Martini
|-
| 1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:ErikaSurprise.png|64px]]
| Erika Surprise
|-
| 1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[file:GinFizz.png|64px]]
| Gin Fizz
|-
| 2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
|-
![[File:AcidSpit.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:GinTonic.png|64px]]
|Acid Spit
| Gin and Tonic
|5 units Wine, 1 unit Sulphuric Acid
|-
|-
![[File:AlliesCocktail.png|50px]]
| 2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
|Allies Cocktail
|1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
|-
|-
![[File:Aloe.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|64px]]
|Aloe
| Goldschlager
|1 unit Watermelon Juice, 1 unit Milk Cream, 1 unit Whiskey
|-
|-
![[File:Amasec.png|50px]]
| 10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
|Amasec
|1 unit Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
|-
|-
![[File:Andalusia.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Grog.png|64px]]
|Andalusia
| Grog
|1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
|-
|-
![[File:antifreezeglass.gif|50px]]
| 1 part Water, 1 part Rum
|Anti-Freeze
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
|-
|-
![[File:Atomicbombglass.gif|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:HippiesDelight.png|64px]]
|Atomic Bomb
| Hippie's Delight
|10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
|-
|-
![[File:B-52.png|50px]]
| 1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
|B-52
|1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
|-
|-
![[File:Bahamamamaglass.gif|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Hooch.png|64px]]
|Bahama Mama
| Hooch
|2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
|-
|-
![[File:BananaHonk.png|50px]]
| 1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
|Banana Honk
|1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
|-
|-
![[File:Barefoot.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:IcedBeer.png|64px]]
|Barefoot
| Iced Beer
|1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
|-
|-
![[File:BeepskySmash.gif|50px]]
| 10 part Beer + 1 part Frost Oil ''OR''  5 parts Beer + 1 part Ice
|Beepsky Smash
|2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
|-
|-
![[File:Bilk.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Iceteaglass.gif|64px]]
|Bilk
| Iced Tea
|1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
|-
|-
![[File:BlackRussian.png|50px]]
| 1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
|Black Russian
|3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
|-
|-
![[File:BloodyMary.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|64px]]
|Bloody Mary
| Iced Coffee
|1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
|-
![[File:Boogerglass.gif|50px]]
| 1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
|Booger
|1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
|-
|-
![[File:BraveBull.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Irish Car Bomb.png|64px]]
|Brave Bull
| Irish Car Bomb
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
|-
|-
![[File:Brownstar.png|50px]]
| 1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
|Brown Star
|2 parts Orange juice, 1 part cola
|-
|-
![[File:ChangelingSting.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:IrishCoffee.png|64px]]
|Changeling Sting
| Irish Coffee
|1 unit Lime Juice, 1 unit Lemon Juice, 1 unit Orange Juice, 1 unit Vodka
|-
|-
![[File:ClassicMartini.png|50px]]
| 2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
|Classic Martini
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
|-
|-
![[File:CafeLatte.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
|Cafe Latte
| Irish Cream
|1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
|-
|-
![[File:CubaLibre.png|50px]]
| 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
|Cuba Libre
|}
|2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
| valign="top" |
{| class="wikitable"
|+ K-Z
|-
|-
![[File:Demonsbloodglass.gif|50px]]
! Image
|Demons Blood
! Ingredients
|1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
|-
|-
![[File:DevilsKiss.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Kiraspecial.gif|64px]]
|Devil's Kiss
| Kira Special
|1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
|-
|-
![[File:Driest Martini.png|50px]]
| 1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water
|Driest Martini
|1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
|-
|-
![[File:ErikaSurprise.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Lemonade.png|64px]]
|Erika Surprise
| Lemonade
|1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
|-
|-
![[file:GinFizz.png|50px]]
| 1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part Water
|Gin Fizz
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
|-
![[File:GinTonic.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|64px]]
|Gin and Tonic
| Long Island Iced Tea
|2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
|-
|-
![[File:Goldschlagerglass.gif|50px]]
| 1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
|Goldschlager
|10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
|-
|-
![[File:Grog.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Manhattan.png|64px]]
|Grog
| Manhattan
|1 part Water, 1 part Rum
|-
|-
![[File:HippiesDelight.png|50px]]
| 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
|Hippie's Delight
|1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
|-
|-
![[File:Hooch.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|64px]]
|Hooch
| Manhattan Project
|1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
|-
|-
![[File:IcedBeer.png|50px]]
| 10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
|Iced Beer
| 10 part Beer + 1 part Frost Oil --OR--  5 parts Beer + 1 part Ice
|-
|-
![[File:Iceteaglass.gif|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Margarita.png|64px]]
|Iced Tea
| Margarita
|1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
|-
|-
![[File:Icecoffeeglass.gif|50px]]
| 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
|Iced Coffee
|1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
|-
|-
![[File:Irish Car Bomb.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Mead.png|64px]]
|Irish Car Bomb
| Mead
|1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
|-
|-
![[File:IrishCoffee.png|50px]]
| 1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
|Irish Coffee
|2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
|-
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:IrishCream.png|64px]]
|Irish Cream
| Milk Shake
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
|-
|-
![[File:Kiraspecial.gif|50px]]
| 2 parts Ice, 1 part Cream, 2 part Milk
|Kira Special
|1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water
|-
|-
![[File:Lemonade.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:nukacolaglass.gif|64px]]
|Lemonade
| Nuka Cola
|1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part Water
|-
|-
![[File:LongIslandIcedTea.png|50px]]
| 1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
|Long Island Iced Tea
|1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
|-
|-
![[File:Manhattan.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Neurotoxin.png|64px]]
|Manhattan
| Neurotoxin
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
|-
|-
![[File:Manhattanprojglass.gif|50px]]
| 1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
|Manhattan Project
|10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
|-
|-
![[File:Margarita.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:GargleBlaster.gif|64px]]
|Margarita
| Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
|-
![[File:Mead.png|50px]]
| 1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
|Mead
|1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
|-
|-
![[File:IrishCream.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Patronglass.gif|64px]]
|Milk Shake
| Patron
|2 parts Ice, 1 part Cream, 2 part Milk
|-
|-
![[File:nukacolaglass.gif|50px]]
| 10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
|Nuka Cola
|1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
|-
|-
![[File:Neurotoxin.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:RedMead.png|64px]]
|Neurotoxin
| Red Mead
|1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
|-
|-
![[File:GargleBlaster.gif|50px]]
| 1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
|Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
|1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
|-
|-
![[File:Patronglass.gif|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Rewriter.png|64px]]
|Patron
| Rewriter
|10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
|-
|-
![[File:RedMead.png|50px]]
| 1 part Spacemoutainwind soda, 1 part Coffee
|Red Mead
|1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
|-
|-
![[File:Rewriter.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Sbiten.png|64px]]
|Rewriter
| Sbiten
|1 part Spacemoutainwind soda, 1 part Coffee
|-
|-
![[File:Sbiten.png|50px]]
| 1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
|Sbiten
|1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
|-
|-
![[File:Screwdriver.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Screwdriver.png|64px]]
|Screwdriver
| Screwdriver
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
|-
|-
![[File:Silencer.png|50px]]
| 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
|Silencer
|1 parts Nothing, 1 part Cream, 1 part Sugar
|-
|-
![[File:singuloglass.gif|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:Silencer.png|64px]]
|Singulo
| Silencer
|5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
|-
|-
![[File:SnowWhite.png|50px]]
| 1 parts Nothing, 1 part Cream, 1 part Sugar
|Snow White
|1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
|-
|-
![[File:SoyLatte.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:singuloglass.gif|64px]]
|Soy Latte
| Singulo
|1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
|-
|-
![[File:SyndicateBomb.png|50px]]
| 5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
|Syndicate Bomb
|1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
|-
|-
![[File:TequillaSunrise.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:SnowWhite.png|64px]]
|Tequilla Sunrise
| Snow White
|2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
|-
|-
![[File:DoctorDelight.gif|50px]]
| 1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
|The Doctor's Delight
|1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream
|-
|-
![[File:ManlyDorf.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:SoyLatte.png|64px]]
|The Manly Dorf
| Soy Latte
|2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
|-
|-
![[File:threemileislandglass.gif|50px]]
| 1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
|Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
|-
|-
![[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:SyndicateBomb.png|64px]]
|Toxins Special
| Syndicate Bomb
|2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
|-
|-
![[File:VodkaMartini.png|50px]]
| 1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
|Vodka Martini
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
|-
|-
![[file:VodkaTonic.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:TequillaSunrise.png|64px]]
|Vodka and Tonic
| Tequilla Sunrise
|2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
|-
|-
![[File:WhiskeyCola.png|50px]]
| 2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
|Whiskey Cola
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
|-
|-
![[File:WhiskeySoda.png|50px]]
! rowspan="2" | [[File:DoctorDelight.gif|64px]]
|Whiskey Soda
| The Doctor's Delight
|2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
|-
|-
![[File:WhiteRussian.png|50px]]
| 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream
|White Russian
|1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream
|-
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:ManlyDorf.png|64px]]
| The Manly Dorf
|-
| 2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:threemileislandglass.gif|64px]]
| Three Mile Island Iced Tea
|-
| 10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:ToxinsSpecial.gif|64px]]
| Toxins Special
|-
| 2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:VodkaMartini.png|64px]]
| Vodka Martini
|-
| 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[file:VodkaTonic.png|64px]]
| Vodka and Tonic
|-
| 2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:WhiskeyCola.png|64px]]
| Whiskey Cola
|-
| 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:WhiskeySoda.png|64px]]
| Whiskey Soda
|-
| 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
|-
! rowspan="2" | [[File:WhiteRussian.png|64px]]
| White Russian
|-
| 1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream
|}
|}
|}


==Food Recipes==
== Food Recipes ==
{{Hatnote|'''Note:''' Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers. They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need ''atleast'' the suggested amount of those ingredients, instead of exactly the right amount.}}


Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather then containers (like in previous version). They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need at LEAST the suggested amount of those ingredients instead of exactly the right amount.
=== Intermediate ===
 
{| class="wikitable" valign="top"
===Intermediate===
! Image
{| width='100%' | style='text-align:left; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! Result
! style='background-color:Red;'|
! Recipe
! style='background-color:Red;'|Result
! Notes
! style='background-color:Red;'|Recipe
! style='background-color:Red;'|Notes
|-
|-
|[[File:Dough.png|50px]]
! [[File:Dough.png|64px]]
|'''Dough
| Dough
| Combine 1 bag of flour with 1 egg.
| Combine 1 bag of flour with 1 egg.
| You gotta start somewhere!
| You gotta start somewhere!
|-
|-
|[[File:Flatdough.png|50px]]
! [[File:Flatdough.png|64px]]
|'''Flat Dough
| Flat Dough
| Use your rolling pin on one dough.
| Use your rolling pin on one dough.
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Bun.png|50px]]
! [[File:Bun.png|64px]]
|'''Bun
| Bun
| Cook 1 Dough
| Cook 1 Dough
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Rawcutlet.png|50px]]
! [[File:Rawcutlet.png|64px]]
|'''Raw Cutlet
| Raw Cutlet
| Cut 1 Meat
| Cut 1 Meat
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Meatball.png|50px]]
! [[File:Meatball.png|64px]]
|'''Meatball
| Meatball
| Microwave 1 Raw Meatball
| Microwave 1 Raw Meatball
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Cutlet.png|50px]]
! [[File:Cutlet.png|64px]]
|'''Cutlet
| Cutlet
| Microwave 1 Raw Cutlet
| Microwave 1 Raw Cutlet
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Doughslice.png|50px]]
! [[File:Doughslice.png|64px]]
|'''Dough Slice
| Dough Slice
| Cut 1 Flat Dough with Kitchen Knife
| Cut 1 Flat Dough with Kitchen Knife
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Cheesewedge.png|50px]]
! [[File:Cheesewedge.png|64px]]
|'''Cheese Wedge
| Cheese Wedge
| Cut 1 Cheese Wheel with Kitchen Knife
| Cut 1 Cheese Wheel with Kitchen Knife
|  
|  
|-
|}
|}


===Recipes===
=== Recipes ===
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|[[File:Telebacon.png|50px]]
! [[File:Telebacon.png|64px]]
|'''Tele Bacon
| Tele Bacon
| Microwave 1 Meat (or 1 Syntiflesh - creates Synthitelebacon), 1 Remote Signaler Device
| Microwave 1 Meat (or 1 Syntiflesh - creates Synthitelebacon), 1 Remote Signaler Device
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|[[File:Burger.png|50px]]
! [[File:Burger.png|64px]]
|'''Burger
| Burger
| Combine 1 Meat/Cutlet/Meatball/Sausage with Bun
| Combine 1 Meat/Cutlet/Meatball/Sausage with Bun
| IM FUCKING TIRED OF BURGERS!
| ''"I'M FUCKING TIRED OF BURGERS!"''
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|[[File:brainburger.png|50px]]
! [[File:brainburger.png|64px]]
|'''Brain Burger
| Brain Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain
| Rarely will you be able to make this.
| Rarely will you be able to make this.
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|[[File:Burger.png|50px]]
! [[File:Burger.png|64px]]
|'''Cheese Burger
| Cheese Burger
| Combine 1 cheese wedge with burger
| Combine 1 cheese wedge with burger
| I like cheese.
| I like cheese.
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|[[File:clownburger.png|50px]]
! [[File:clownburger.png|64px]]
|'''Clown Burger
| Clown Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask
|  
|  
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|[[File:mimeburger.png|50px]]
! [[File:mimeburger.png|64px]]
|'''Mime Burger
| Mime Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret
|  
|  
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|[[File:tofubuger.png|50px]]
! [[File:tofubuger.png|64px]]
|'''Tofu Burger
| Tofu Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 tofu
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 tofu
| Melts your face!
| Melts your face!
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|[[File:spell.png|50px]]
! [[File:spell.png|64px]]
|'''Spell Burger
| Spell Burger
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 wizard hat
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 wizard hat
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
| You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
|-
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|[[File:Burger.png|50px]]
! [[File:Burger.png|64px]]
|'''Roburger
| Roburger
| Microwave 1 flour and Robot Head
| Microwave 1 flour and Robot Head
| Beep boop.
| Beep boop.
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|[[File:Burger.png|50px]]
! [[File:Burger.png|64px]]
|'''Ghostburger
| Ghostburger
| Combine 1 ectoplasm with 1 Bun
| Combine 1 ectoplasm with 1 Bun
| SPOOKY!
| SPOOKY!
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|[[File:Burger.png|50px]]
! [[File:Burger.png|64px]]
|'''Slime Burger
| Slime Burger
| Microwave 1 units of Slime Jelly, 1 Bun
| Microwave 1 units of Slime Jelly, 1 Bun
|  
|  
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|[[File:Burger.png|50px]]
! [[File:Burger.png|64px]]
|'''Jelly Burger
| Jelly Burger
| Microwave 5 units of Cherry Jelly, 1 Bun
| Microwave 5 units of Cherry Jelly, 1 Bun
|  
|  
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|[[File:bigbite.png|50px]]
! [[File:bigbite.png|64px]]
|'''Big Bite Burger
| Big Bite Burger
| Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg
| Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg
| Forget the Big Mac.
| Forget the Big Mac.
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! [[File:superbite.png|64px]]
|[[File:superbite.png|50px]]
| Super Bite Burger
|'''Super Bite Burger
| Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Boiled Egg
| Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Boiled Egg
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will.
| If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will.
|-
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|[[File:sausage.png|50px]]
! [[File:sausage.png|64px]]
|'''Sausage
| Sausage
| Microwave 1 Meatball with 1 Cutlet
| Microwave 1 Meatball with 1 Cutlet
| No description necessary!
| No description necessary!
|-
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|[[File:Hotdog.png|50px]]
! [[File:Hotdog.png|64px]]
|'''Hotdog
| Hotdog
| Microwave 1 Sausage, 1 Bread Slice, 5 units of Ketchup
| Microwave 1 Sausage, 1 Bread Slice, 5 units of Ketchup
| A tube of salty goodness!
| A tube of salty goodness!
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|[[File:cubancarp.png|50px]]
! [[File:cubancarp.png|64px]]
|'''Cuban Carp
| Cuban Carp
| Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chilli Pepper
| Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chilli Pepper
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
| Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
|-
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|[[File:carpsandwich.png|50px]]
! [[File:carpsandwich.png|64px]]
|'''Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet
| Slightly toxic.
| Slightly toxic.
|-
|-
|
! [[File:fishfingers.png|64px]]
|'''Fish Fingers
| Fish Fingers
| Microwave 2 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Meat
| Microwave 2 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Meat
| Slightly toxic.
| Slightly toxic.
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|[[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
! [[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
|'''Sandwich
| Sandwich
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
|  
|  
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|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
! [[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
|'''Toasted Sandwich
| Toasted Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Sandwich
|  
|  
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|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
! [[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
|'''Grilled Cheese
| Grilled Cheese
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
|  
|  
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|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
! [[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
|'''Slime Toast
| Slime Toast
| Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5 units of Slime Jelly
| Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5 units of Slime Jelly
|  
|  
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|[[File:toastsand.png|50px]]
! [[File:toastsand.png|64px]]
|'''Jellied Toast
| Jellied Toast
| Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5 units of Cherry Jelly
| Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5 units of Cherry Jelly
|  
|  
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|[[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
! [[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
|'''Two Bread
| Two Bread
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 5 units of Wine
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 5 units of Wine
|  
|  
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|[[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
! [[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
|'''Slime Sandwich
| Slime Sandwich
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 5 units of Slime Jelly
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 5 units of Slime Jelly
|  
|  
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|[[File:sandwich.png|50px]]
! [[File:sandwich.png|64px]]
|'''Jelly Sandwich
| Jelly Sandwich
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 5 units of Cherry Jelly
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 5 units of Cherry Jelly
|  
|  
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|[[File:bread.png|50px]]
! [[File:bread.png|64px]]
|'''Bread
| Bread
| Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Egg
| Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Egg
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
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|[[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
! [[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
|'''Meatbread
| Meatbread
| Microwave 3 Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Microwave 3 Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:meatbread.png|50px]]
! [[File:meatbread.png|64px]]
|'''Synthibread
| Synthibread
| Microwave 3 Synthetic Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Microwave 3 Synthetic Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
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|[[File:tofubread.png|50px]]
! [[File:tofubread.png|64px]]
|'''Tofu-Bread
| Tofu-Bread
| Microwave 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 3 Dough
| Microwave 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 3 Dough
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:xbread.png|50px]]
! [[File:xbread.png|64px]]
|'''Xeno-bread
| Xeno-bread
| Microwave 3 Xeno-meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Microwave 3 Xeno-meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
| Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
|-
|-
|[[File:Bananabread.gif|50px]]
! [[File:Bananabread.gif|64px]]
|'''Banana-nut Bread
| Banana-nut Bread
| Microwave 3 Dough, 5 units milk, 15 sugar 1 banana
| Microwave 3 Dough, 5 units milk, 15 sugar 1 banana
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
| Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
|-
|-
|[[File:creambread.png|50px]]
! [[File:creambread.png|64px]]
|'''Cream Cheese Bread
| Cream Cheese Bread
| Microwave 3 Flour, 2 cheese wedges.
| Microwave 3 Flour, 2 cheese wedges.
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
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|[[File:Margheritapizza.png|50px]]
! [[File:Margheritapizza.png|64px]]
|'''Margherita Pizza
| Margherita Pizza
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:mushroompizza.png|50px]]
! [[File:mushroompizza.png|64px]]
|'''Mushroom Pizza
| Mushroom Pizza
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 5 any Mushrooms, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 5 any Mushrooms, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
! [[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
|'''Meat Pizza
| Meat Pizza
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:meatpizza.png|50px]]
! [[File:meatpizza.png|64px]]
|'''Syntipizza
| Syntipizza
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 3 Syntimeat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 3 Syntimeat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:vegepizza.png|50px]]
! [[File:vegepizza.png|64px]]
|'''Vegetable Pizza
| Vegetable Pizza
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:spagettiboiled.png|50px]]
! [[File:spagettiboiled.png|64px]]
|'''Boiled Spaghetti
| Boiled Spaghetti
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti.
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti.
|  
|  
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|[[File:pastatomato.png|50px]]
! [[File:pastatomato.png|64px]]
|'''Tomato Pasta
| Tomato Pasta
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 tomatoes.
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 tomatoes.
|  
|  
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|[[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
! [[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
|'''Spaghetti & Meatballs
| Spaghetti & Meatballs
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatballs.
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatballs.
|  
|  
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|[[File:meatballspag.png|50px]]
! [[File:meatballspag.png|64px]]
|'''Spess Law
| Spess Law
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatballs.
| Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatballs.
|  
|  
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|[[File:meatsoup.png|50px]]
! [[File:meatsoup.png|64px]]
|'''Meatball Soup
| Meatball Soup
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
|
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|[[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
! [[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
|'''Fortune Cookie
| Fortune Cookie
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
|
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|[[File:nettlesoup.png|50px]]
! [[File:nettlesoup.png|64px]]
|'''Nettle Soup
| Nettle Soup
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
|
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|[[File:wishsoup.png|50px]]
! [[File:wishsoup.png|64px]]
|'''Wish Soup
| Wish Soup
| Microwave 20 units of Water
| Microwave 20 units of Water
|I wish we had a chef.
|I wish we had a chef.
|-
|-
|[[File:beetsoup.png|50px]]
! [[File:beetsoup.png|64px]]
|'''Nettle Soup
| Nettle Soup
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Whiet Beet, 1 Cabbage
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Whiet Beet, 1 Cabbage
|For the inner Space Russian sleeping inside.
| For the inner Space Russian sleeping inside.
|-
|-
|[[File:vegesoup.png|50px]]
! [[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
|'''Vegetable Soup
| Vegetable Soup
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
| Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
|
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|[[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
! [[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
|'''Tomato Soup
| Tomato Soup
| Microwave 10 units of water, 2 tomatoes.
| Microwave 10 units of water, 2 tomatoes.
|  
|  
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|[[File:tomatosoup.png|50px]]
! [[File:tomatosoup.png|64px]]
|'''Blood Soup
| Blood Soup
| Microwave 10 units of blood, 2 blood tomatoes.
| Microwave 10 units of blood, 2 blood tomatoes.
| Vampires love these.
| Vampires love these.
|-
|-
|[[File:slimesoup.png|50px]]
! [[File:slimesoup.png|64px]]
|'''Slime Soup
| Slime Soup
| Microwave 10 units of water, 5 slime jelly.
| Microwave 10 units of water, 5 slime jelly.
|  
|  
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|-
|[[File:milo.png|50px]]
! [[File:milo.png|64px]]
|'''Milo Soup
| Milo Soup
| Microwave 10 units of water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 Tofu
| Microwave 10 units of water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 Tofu
|  
|  
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|[[File:vegesoup.png|50px]]
! [[File:vegesoup.png|64px]]
|'''Mushroom Soup
| Mushroom Soup
| Microwave 5 units of water, 5 units of milk, 1 Chanterelle mushroom
| Microwave 5 units of water, 5 units of milk, 1 Chanterelle mushroom
|
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|[[File:stew.png|50px]]
! [[File:stew.png|64px]]
|'''Stew
| Stew
| Microwave 10 units of water, 1 meat, 1 tomato, 1 potato, 1 carrot, 1 eggplant, 1 mushroom.
| Microwave 10 units of water, 1 meat, 1 tomato, 1 potato, 1 carrot, 1 eggplant, 1 mushroom.
|  
|  
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|[[File:stew.png|50px]]
! [[File:stew.png|64px]]
|'''Stewed Soy Meat
| Stewed Soy Meat
| Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
| Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
|  
|  
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|[[File:coldstew.png|50px]]
! [[File:coldstew.png|64px]]
|'''Cold Chili Stew
| Cold Chili Stew
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
|
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|[[File:hotstew.png|50px]]
! [[File:hotstew.png|64px]]
|'''Hot Chili Stew
| Hot Chili Stew
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
|
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|[[File:pie.gif|50px]]
! [[File:pie.gif|64px]]
|'''Banana Cream Pie
| Banana Cream Pie
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 banana, 5 Sugar
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 banana, 5 Sugar
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
| Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
|-
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|[[File:berryclafoutis.png|50px]]
! [[File:berryclafoutis.png|64px]]
|'''Berry Clafoutis
| Berry Clafoutis
| Microwave 1 Flat dough, 1 Berry
| Microwave 1 Flat dough, 1 Berry
|
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|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
! [[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
|'''Meatpies
| Meatpies
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Flat Dough
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Flat Dough
| Made of people, or not?
| Made of people, or not?
|-
|-
|[[File:meatpies.png|50px]]
! [[File:meatpies.png|64px]]
|'''Tofu Pie
| Tofu Pie
| Microwave 1 Tofu, 1 Flat Dough
| Microwave 1 Tofu, 1 Flat Dough
|
|
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|[[File:xpie.png|50px]]
! [[File:xpie.png|64px]]
|'''Xeno-pie
| Xeno-pie
| Microwave 1 Xeno-meat, 1 Flat Dough
| Microwave 1 Xeno-meat, 1 Flat Dough
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
| A delicious end to the xeno threat.
|-
|-
|[[File:applepie.png|50px]]
! [[File:applepie.png|64px]]
|'''Apple Pie
| Apple Pie
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 apple
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 apple
|
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|[[File:applepie.png|50px]]
! [[File:applepie.png|64px]]
|'''Apple Tart
| Apple Tart
| Microwave 3 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units Sugar, 5 units Milk, 1 Golden Apple
| Microwave 3 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units Sugar, 5 units Milk, 1 Golden Apple
|
|
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|[[File:applepie.png|50px]]
! [[File:applepie.png|64px]]
|'''Cherry Pie
| Cherry Pie
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 10 units sugar, 1 cherries
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 10 units sugar, 1 cherries
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:Pumpkinpie.png|50px]]
! [[File:Pumpkinpie.png|64px]]
|'''Pumpkin Pie
| Pumpkin Pie
| Microwave 1 Flour, 1 Pumpkin, 1 egg, 5u milk, 5u sugar
| Microwave 1 Flour, 1 Pumpkin, 1 egg, 5u milk, 5u sugar
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:applepie.png|50px]]
! [[File:applepie.png|64px]]
|'''Amanita Pie
| Amanita Pie
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Amanita
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Amanita
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:applepie.png|50px]]
! [[File:applepie.png|64px]]
|'''Plump Pie
| Plump Pie
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Plump Helmet
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Plump Helmet
|
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|[[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
! [[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
|'''Regular Cake
| Regular Cake
| Microwave 3 Dough, 15 Sugar, 5 units Milk.
| Microwave 3 Dough, 15 Sugar, 5 units Milk.
| Can be sliced.
| Can be sliced.
|-
|-
|[[File:carrotcake.png|50px]]
! [[File:carrotcake.png|64px]]
|'''Carrot Cake
| Carrot Cake
| Microwave 3 Dough, 15 Sugar, 5 Units Milk, 3 Carrot
| Microwave 3 Dough, 15 Sugar, 5 Units Milk, 3 Carrot
| Heals minor eye damage.
| Heals minor eye damage.
|-
|-
|[[File:cheesecake.png|50px]]
! [[File:cheesecake.png|64px]]
|'''Cheese Cake
| Cheese Cake
| Microwave 3 Dough, 15 Sugar, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Microwave 3 Dough, 15 Sugar, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Can be sliced.
| Can be sliced.
|-
|-
|[[File:orangecake.png|50px]]
! [[File:orangecake.png|64px]]
|'''Orange Cake
| Orange Cake
| Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 2 Oranges
| Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 2 Oranges
| Can be sliced.
| Can be sliced.
|-
|-
|[[File:limecake.png|50px]]
! [[File:limecake.png|64px]]
|'''Lime Cake
| Lime Cake
| Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 2 Limes
| Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 2 Limes
| Can be sliced.
| Can be sliced.
|-
|-
|[[File:lemoncake.png|50px]]
! [[File:lemoncake.png|64px]]
|'''Lemon Cake
| Lemon Cake
| Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 2 Lemons
| Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 2 Lemons
| Can be sliced. I'll burn your house down with those lemons.
| Can be sliced. I'll burn your house down with those lemons.
|-
|-
|[[File:Choccake.png|50px]]
! [[File:Choccake.png|64px]]
|'''Chocolate Cake
| Chocolate Cake
| Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 2 Chocolate Bars
| Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 2 Chocolate Bars
| Can be sliced.
| Can be sliced.
|-
|-
|[[File:birthday.png|50px]]
! [[File:birthday.png|64px]]
|'''Birthday Cake
| Birthday Cake
| Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 1 Cake Hat, 5 Units of Milk
| Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 1 Cake Hat, 5 Units of Milk
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:applecake.png|50px]]
! [[File:applecake.png|64px]]
|'''Apple Cake
| Apple Cake
| Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 Units of Milk, 2 Apple
| Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 Units of Milk, 2 Apple
| Sliceable.
| Sliceable.
|-
|-
|[[File:regularcake.png|50px]]
! [[File:regularcake.png|64px]]
|'''Brain Cake
| Brain Cake
| Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 1 Brain
| Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 1 Brain
| Can be sliced.
| Can be sliced.
|-
|-
|[[File:donut.png|50px]]
! [[File:donut.png|64px]]
|'''Donut
| Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
| Security members recover morale quickly with these.
|-
|-
|[[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
! [[File:jdonut1.gif|64px]]
|'''Jelly Donut
| Jelly Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units of Berry Juices
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units of Berry Juices
| Security members recover more morale with these.
| Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
|-
|[[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
! [[File:jdonut1.gif|64px]]
|'''Slime Jelly Donut
| Slime Jelly Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units of Slime Jelly
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units of Slime Jelly
| Security members recover more morale with these.
| Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
|-
|[[File:jdonut1.gif|50px]]
! [[File:jdonut1.gif|64px]]
|'''Cherry Jelly Donut
| Cherry Jelly Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units of Cherry Jelly
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units of Cherry Jelly
| Security members recover more morale with these.
| Security members recover more morale with these.
|-
|-
|[[File:donut1.gif|50px]]
! [[File:donut1.gif|64px]]
|'''Chaos Donuts
| Chaos Donuts
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 Hot Sauce (capsaicin), 5 Cold Sauce (frost oil)
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 Hot Sauce (capsaicin), 5 Cold Sauce (frost oil)
| These are lethal when eaten.
| These are lethal when eaten.
|-
|-
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
! [[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
|'''Soylent Green
| Soylent Green
| Microwave 2 Human Meat, 3 Flour
| Microwave 2 Human Meat, 3 Flour
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
| SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
|-
|-
|[[File:soylenvirdians.png|50px]]
! [[File:soylenvirdians.png|64px]]
|'''Soylen Viridians
| Soylen Viridians
| Microwave 3 Flour, 1 Soybean
| Microwave 3 Flour, 1 Soybean
| SOYLENT VERIDIAN IS PLANTS!
| SOYLENT VERIDIAN IS PLANTS!
|-
|-
|[[File:Boiledrice.png|50px]]
! [[File:Boiledrice.png|64px]]
|'''Boiled Rice
| Boiled Rice
| Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Water
| Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Water
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:Ricepudding.png|50px]]
! [[File:Ricepudding.png|64px]]
|'''Rice Pudding
| Rice Pudding
| Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Milk
| Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Milk
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:waffles.png|50px]]
! [[File:waffles.png|64px]]
|'''Waffles
| Waffles
| Microwave 2 Dough, 10 Sugar
| Microwave 2 Dough, 10 Sugar
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:roffle.png|50px]]
! [[File:roffle.png|64px]]
|'''Roffle Waffles
| Roffle Waffles
| Microwave 2 Dough, 10 Sugar, 5 units of psilocybin.
| Microwave 2 Dough, 10 Sugar, 5 units of psilocybin.
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:cheesefries.png|50px]]
! [[File:cheesefries.png|64px]]
|'''Cheese Fries
| Cheese Fries
| Microwave 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Microwave 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries
| Tasty, tasty cheese fries
|-
|-
|[[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|50px]]
! [[File:AmanitaJelly.gif|64px]]
|'''Amanita Jelly
| Amanita Jelly
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| Poisonous.
| Poisonous.
|-
|-
|[[File:cheesepmelet.png|50px]]
! [[File:cheesepmelet.png|64px]]
|'''Cheese Omelet
| Cheese Omelet
| Microwave 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Microwave 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges
| Can eat these with fork.
| Can eat these with fork.
|-
|-
|[[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|50px]]
! [[File:eggplantparmigiana.png|64px]]
|'''Eggplant Parmigiana
| Eggplant Parmigiana
| Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
| Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:fortunecookie.png|50px]]
! [[File:fortunecookie.png|64px]]
|'''Fortune Cookie
| Fortune Cookie
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 5 sugar and 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 5 sugar and 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:cookie.png|50px]]
! [[File:cookie.png|64px]]
|'''Cookie
| Cookie
| Microwave 5 units milk, 5 units sugar, 1 dough and a bar of chocolate
| Microwave 5 units milk, 5 units sugar, 1 dough and a bar of chocolate
| Those who have a chocolate allergy beware.  
| Those who have a chocolate allergy beware.  
|-
|-
|[[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
! [[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
|'''Kabob
| Kabob
| Microwave 2 Human Meat, Metal Rod
| Microwave 2 Human Meat, Metal Rod
| You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
| You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
|-
|-
|[[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
! [[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
|'''Monkey Kabob
| Monkey Kabob
| Microwave 2 Monkey Meat, Metal Rod
| Microwave 2 Monkey Meat, Metal Rod
| You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
| You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
|-
|-
|[[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
! [[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
|'''Syntikabob
| Syntikabob
| Microwave 2 Synthmeat, Metal Rod  
| Microwave 2 Synthmeat, Metal Rod  
| You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
| You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
|-
|-
|[[File:Kebab.png|50px]]
! [[File:Kebab.png|64px]]
|'''Kabob
| Kabob
| Microwave 2 Tofu, Metal Rod
| Microwave 2 Tofu, Metal Rod
| You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
| You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
|-
|-
|[[File:bakedpotato.png|50px]]
! [[File:bakedpotato.png|64px]]
|'''Loaded Baked Potato
| Loaded Baked Potato
| Microwave 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Microwave 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
! [[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
|'''Meat Steak
| Meat Steak
| Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Meat
| Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Meat
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:meatstake.png|50px]]
! [[File:meatstake.png|64px]]
|'''Syntisteak
| Syntisteak
| Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Syntimeat
| Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Syntimeat
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:muffins.png|50px]]
! [[File:muffins.png|64px]]
|'''Muffins
| Muffins
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Milk, 5 units Sugar
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Milk, 5 units Sugar
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:popcorn.png|50px]]
! [[File:popcorn.png|64px]]
|'''Popcorm
| Popcorm
| Microwave 1 Corn
| Microwave 1 Corn
| Grab this and watch the fun beign.
| Grab this and watch the fun beign.
|-
|-
|[[File:duff.gif|50px]]
! [[File:duff.gif|64px]]
|'''Spacy Liberty Duff
| Spacy Liberty Duff
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps
| Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:dionaroast.png|50px]]
! [[File:dionaroast.png|64px]]
|'''Diona Roast
| Diona Roast
| Microwave 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple, 5 units of polyacid
| Microwave 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple, 5 units of polyacid
| You monster, what the hell have you done. You KILLED THAT NYMPH. IT WAS SO DAMN CUTE.  
| You monster, what the hell have you done. You KILLED THAT NYMPH. IT WAS SO DAMN CUTE.  
|-
|-
|[[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
! [[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
|'''Fried-Egg
| Fried-Egg
| Microwave 1 Egg, and one unit of salt and one unit of pepper.  
| Microwave 1 Egg, and one unit of salt and one unit of pepper.  
|
|
|-
|-
|[[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
! [[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
|'''Boiled Egg
| Boiled Egg
| Microwave 1 Egg, 5 units of water
| Microwave 1 Egg, 5 units of water
| Because frying makes you fat.  
| Because frying makes you fat.  
|-
|-
|[[File:friedegg.png|50px]]
! [[File:friedegg.png|64px]]
|'''Chocolate Egg
| Chocolate Egg
| Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate Bar
| Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate Bar
| Banned in the Space Federation.
| Banned in the Space Federation.
|-
|-
|[[File:Slimegrey.png|50px]]
! [[File:Slimegrey.png|64px]]
|'''Boiled Slime Extract
| Boiled Slime Extract
| Microwave 5 Water, 1 Slime Extract
| Microwave 5 Water, 1 Slime Extract
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:donkpocket.png|50px]]
! [[File:donkpocket.png|64px]]
|'''Warm Donk Pocket
| Warm Donk Pocket
| Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball
| Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool.
| Contains tricordrazine, until they cool.
|-
|-
|[[File:wingchu.png|50px]]
! [[File:wingchu.png|64px]]
|'''Wing Fang Chu
| Wing Fang Chu
| Microwave 5 units of Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno-Meat  
| Microwave 5 units of Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno-Meat  
| At least it wasn't Head of Personnel's dog.
| At least it wasn't Head of Personnel's dog.
|-
|-
|[[File:Taco.png|50px]]
! [[File:Taco.png|64px]]
|'''Taco
| Taco
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Meaty!
| Meaty!
|-
|-
|[[File:enchi.png|50px]]
! [[File:enchi.png|64px]]
|'''Enchiladas
| Enchiladas
| Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn
| Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn
| Spicy.
| Spicy.
|-
|-
|[[File:monkeydel.png|50px]]
! [[File:monkeydel.png|64px]]
|'''Monkies Delight
| Monkies Delight
| Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 1 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
| Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 1 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
| EE EEE!
| EE EEE!
|-
|-
|[[File:baguette.png|50px]]
! [[File:baguette.png|64px]]
|'''Baguette
| Baguette
| Microwave 2 Dough, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
| Microwave 2 Dough, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper
| The mimes favorite.
| The mimes favorite.
|-
|-
|[[File:Flatbread.png|50px]]
! [[File:Flatbread.png|64px]]
|'''Flatbread
| Flatbread
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough
| Microwave 1 Flat Dough
| Bland but filling.
| Bland but filling.
|-
|-
|[[File:clownstears.png|50px]]
! [[File:clownstears.png|64px]]
|'''Clown's Tears
| Clown's Tears
| Microwave 10 units of water, a banana, and a piece of bananium
| Microwave 10 units of water, a banana, and a piece of bananium
| Clowns don't cry.
| Clowns don't cry.
|-
|-
|[[File:fishandchips.png|50px]]
! [[File:fishandchips.png|64px]]
|'''Fish & Chips
| Fish & Chips
| Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat
| Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:stuffing.png|50px]]
! [[File:stuffing.png|64px]]
|'''Stuffing
| Stuffing
| Microwave 1 bread, 1 salt, 1 pepper, and 5 water
| Microwave 1 bread, 1 salt, 1 pepper, and 5 water
| To be used with tofurkey, sorry, we couldn't afford turkey.
| To be used with tofurkey, sorry, we couldn't afford turkey.
|-
|-
|[[File:tofurkey.png|50px]]
! [[File:tofurkey.png|64px]]
|'''Tofurkey
| Tofurkey
| Microwave 2 pieces of tofu, and one piece of stuffing.
| Microwave 2 pieces of tofu, and one piece of stuffing.
| This is really lame.  
| This is really lame.  
|-
|-
|-
! [[File:pretzel.png|64px]]
|[[File:pretzel.png|50px]]
| Poppy Pretzel.
|'''Poppy Pretzel.
| Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough
| Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:candiedapple.png|50px]]
! [[File:candiedapple.png|64px]]
|'''Candied Apple
| Candied Apple
| Microwave 5 units of water, 5 sugar, 1 apple
| Microwave 5 units of water, 5 sugar, 1 apple
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:mint.png|50px]]
! [[File:mint.png|64px]]
|'''Mint
| Mint
| Microwave 5 units of Sugar, 5 units of Frost Oil (or use the Sekrit 5 units of Toxins recipe)
| Microwave 5 units of Sugar, 5 units of Frost Oil (or use the Sekrit 5 units of Toxins recipe)
| Minty fresh!
| Minty fresh!
|-
|-
|[[File:Herbsalad.png|50px]]
! [[File:Herbsalad.png|64px]]
|'''Herb Salad
| Herb Salad
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Apple
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Apple
| Slightly poisonous.
| Slightly poisonous.
|-
|-
|[[File:Aesirsalad.png|50px]]
! [[File:Aesirsalad.png|64px]]
|'''Aesir Salad
| Aesir Salad
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Deus Branch, 1 Golden Apple
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Deus Branch, 1 Golden Apple
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Validsalad.png|50px]]
! [[File:Validsalad.png|64px]]
|'''Valid Salad
| Valid Salad
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball
| Slightly poisonous.
| Slightly poisonous.
|-
|-
|[[File:Cracker.png|50px]]
! [[File:Cracker.png|64px]]
|'''Cracker
| Cracker
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 unit of Salt
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 unit of Salt
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Wrap.png|50px]]
! [[File:Wrap.png|64px]]
|'''Wrap
| Wrap
| Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage, 10 units of Soy Sauce
| Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage, 10 units of Soy Sauce
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Beans.png|50px]]
! [[File:Beans.png|64px]]
|'''Beans
| Beans
| Microwave 2 Soybeans, 5 units of Ketchup
| Microwave 2 Soybeans, 5 units of Ketchup
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Benedict.png|50px]]
! [[File:Benedict.png|64px]]
|'''Benedict
| Benedict
| Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice
| Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Meatbun.png|50px]]
! [[File:Meatbun.png|64px]]
|'''Meat Bun
| Meat Bun
| Microwave 1 Meatball, 1 Cabbage, 1 Flour, 5 units of Soy Sauce
| Microwave 1 Meatball, 1 Cabbage, 1 Flour, 5 units of Soy Sauce
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|50px]]
! [[File:Icecreamsandwich.png|64px]]
|'''Ice Cream Sandwich
| Ice Cream Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Ice Cream, 5 units of Ice, 5 units of Cream
| Microwave 1 Ice Cream, 5 units of Ice, 5 units of Cream
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Notasandwich.png|50px]]
! [[File:Notasandwich.png|64px]]
|'''Not a Sandwich
| Not a Sandwich
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Fake Moustache
| Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Fake Moustache
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Sugarcookie.png|50px]]
! [[File:Sugarcookie.png|64px]]
|'''Sugar Cookie
| Sugar Cookie
| Microwave 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
| Microwave 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Friedbanana.png|50px]]
! [[File:Friedbanana.png|64px]]
|'''Fried Banana
| Fried Banana
| Microwave 1 Banana
| Microwave 1 Banana
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Spiderlegcooked.png|50px]]
! [[File:Spiderlegcooked.png|64px]]
|'''Boiled Spider Leg
| Boiled Spider Leg
| Microwave 1 Spider leg, 10 units of Water
| Microwave 1 Spider leg, 10 units of Water
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Spidereggsandham.png|50px]]
! [[File:Spidereggsandham.png|64px]]
|'''Spider Eggs 'n' Ham
| Spider Eggs 'n' Ham
| Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Spider Meat, 1 unit of Salt
| Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Spider Meat, 1 unit of Salt
|  
|  
|-
|-
|[[File:Sashimi.png|50px]]
! [[File:Sashimi.png|64px]]
|'''Sashimi
| Sashimi
| Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Meat, 5 units of Soy Sauce
| Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Meat, 5 units of Soy Sauce
|  
|  
|-
|-
|
|
|'''Ruined Virus Dish
| Ruined Virus Dish
| Microwave 1 Virus dish
| Microwave 1 Virus dish
| FUCK SCIENCE, LYNCH THE VIROLOGIST
| FUCK SCIENCE, LYNCH THE VIROLOGIST
|-
|}
|}
==Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Blending or Mixing:==


== Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Blending or Mixing ==
In order to mix some of these stuff, grab a beaker to hold some liquid such as milk or universal enzyme and mix it in with the blender. After which, grab the item you wish to blend with into the blender. You should hear something similar to mixing chemicals and poof, out comes your stuff magically. Some things require the juicer to be used instead, don't mix these up!
In order to mix some of these stuff, grab a beaker to hold some liquid such as milk or universal enzyme and mix it in with the blender. After which, grab the item you wish to blend with into the blender. You should hear something similar to mixing chemicals and poof, out comes your stuff magically. Some things require the juicer to be used instead, don't mix these up!


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{| class="wikitable"
! style='background-color:Green;'|
! Image
! style='background-color:Green;'|Blends
! Blends
! style='background-color:Green;'|Condiments
! Condiments
|-
|-
|[[File:Nutriment.png|50px]]
! [[File:Nutriment.png|64px]]
|'''Nutriment'''
| Nutriment
| Blend any solid food.
| Blend any solid food.
|-
|-
|[[File:Hotsauce.png|50px]]
! [[File:Hotsauce.png|64px]]
|'''Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil'''
| Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil
| Blend chillies.
| Blend chillies.
|-
|-
|[[File:Coldsauce.png|50px]]
! [[File:Coldsauce.png|64px]]
|'''Cold Sauce/Frost Oil'''
| Cold Sauce/Frost Oil
| Blend ice peppers.
| Blend ice peppers.
|-
|-
|[[File:Ketchup.png|50px]]
! [[File:Ketchup.png|64px]]
|'''Ketchup'''
| Ketchup
| Blend tomatoes.
| Blend tomatoes.
|-
|-
|[[File:Oliveoil.png|50px]]
! [[File:Oliveoil.png|64px]]
|'''Corn Oil'''
| Corn Oil
| Blend corn.
| Blend corn.
|-
|-
|[[File:Soysauce.png|50px]]
! [[File:Soysauce.png|64px]]
|'''Soy Sauce'''
| Soy Sauce
| Blend 40 units Soy Milk and 10 units of sulphuric acid for 50 units of Soy Sauce
| Blend 40 units Soy Milk and 10 units of sulphuric acid for 50 units of Soy Sauce
|-
|-
|[[File:Soymilk.png|50px]]
! [[File:Soymilk.png|64px]]
|'''Soy Milk'''
| Soy Milk
| Blend soy beans.
| Blend soy beans.
|-
|-
|[[File:Flour.png|50px]]
! [[File:Flour.png|64px]]
|'''Flour'''
| Flour
| Grind wheat.
| Grind wheat.
|-
|-
|'''Cherry Jelly'''
! [[File:Cherryjelly.png|64px]]
| Blend Cherries
| Cherry Jelly
| Blend Cherries.
|-
|-
|[[File:Rice.png|50px]]
! [[File:Rice.png|64px]]
|'''Rice'''
| Rice
| Blend Rice Stalk
| Blend Rice Stalk
|-
|-
|[[File:Salt.png|50px]]
! [[File:Salt.png|64px]]
|'''Salt'''
| Salt
| Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), Salt-shakers in cafe.
| Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), Salt-shakers in cafe.
|-
|-
|[[File:pepper.png|50px]]
! [[File:pepper.png|64px]]
|'''Pepper'''
| Pepper
| Pepper-mills in cafe.
| Pepper-mills in cafe.
|-
|-
|[[File:Moonshine.PNG|50px]]
! [[File:Moonshine.PNG|64px]]
|'''Moonshine'''
| Moonshine
| Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
| Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|-
|[[File:Cheesewheel.gif|50px]]
! [[File:Cheesewheel.gif|64px]]
|'''Cheese Wheel'''
| Cheese Wheel
| Blend 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme.
| Blend 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|-
|[[File:chocolatebar.gif|50px]]
! [[File:chocolatebar.gif|64px]]
|'''Chocolate Bar'''
| Chocolate Bar
| Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar
| Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar
|-
|-
|[[File:Tofu.gif|50px]]
! [[File:Tofu.gif|64px]]
|'''Tofu'''
| Tofu
| Blend 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
| Blend 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|-
|[[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|50px]]
! [[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
|'''Vodka'''
| Vodka
| 10 Potato Juice + 5 Enzyme
| 10 Potato Juice + 5 Enzyme
|-
|-
|[[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|50px]]
! [[File:ginvodkaglass.gif|64px]]
|'''Sake'''
| Sake
| 10 rice + 5 Enzyme
| 10 rice + 5 Enzyme
|-
|-
|[[File:kahluaglass.gif|50px]]
! [[File:kahluaglass.gif|64px]]
|'''Kahlua'''
| Kahlua
| 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 Enzyme
| 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 Enzyme
|-
|-
|[[File:Wineglass.gif|50px]]
! [[File:Wineglass.gif|64px]]
|'''Wine'''
| Wine
| Mix 10 berry juice and 5 universal enzyme.
| Mix 10 berry juice and 5 universal enzyme.
|-
|-
|[[File:Berryglass.gif|50px]]
! [[File:Berryglass.gif|64px]]
|'''Berry Juice'''
| Berry Juice
| Juice berries in the juicer.
| Juice berries in the juicer.
|-
|-
|[[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
! [[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
|'''Potato juice'''
| Potato juice
| Put one potato in the juicer.
| Put one potato in the juicer.
|-
|-
|[[File:orangeglass.gif|50px]]
! [[File:orangeglass.gif|64px]]
|'''Orange Juice'''
| Orange Juice
| Put one orange into the juicer.
| Put one orange into the juicer.
|-
|-
|[[File:greenglass.gif|50px]]
! [[File:greenglass.gif|64px]]
|'''Lime Juice'''
| Lime Juice
| Put one lime into the juicer.
| Put one lime into the juicer.
|-
|-
|[[File:lemonglass.gif|50px]]
! [[File:lemonglass.gif|64px]]
|'''Lemon Juice'''
| Lemon Juice
| Put one lemon into the juicer.
| Put one lemon into the juicer.
|-
|-
|[[File:brownglass.gif|50px]]
! [[File:brownglass.gif|64px]]
|'''Watermelon Juice'''
| Watermelon Juice
| Put one watermelon slice into the juicer.
| Put one watermelon slice into the juicer.
|-
|-
|[[File:sugar.gif|50px]]
! [[File:sugar.gif|64px]]
|'''Sugar'''
| Sugar
| Blend white beet or sugar cane.
| Blend white beet or sugar cane.
|-
|-
|[[File:Moonshine.PNG|50px]]  
! [[File:Moonshine.PNG|64px]]  
|'''Sprinkles'''
| Sprinkles
| Blend donuts.
| Blend donuts.
|-
|}
|}


==Ingredients from Processor==
== Ingredients from Processor ==
 
Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your microwaves. Experiment with it!
Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your microwaves. Experiment with it!


 
{| class="wikitable"
 
! Image
{| width='550' style='text-align:left; background-color:#FFFFFF;' border=1 cellspacing=0
! Processes
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|
! Condiments
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Processes
! style='background-color:Aqua;'|Condiments
|-
|-
|[[File:Meatball.png|50px]]
! [[File:Meatball.png|64px]]
|'''Faggot/Meatball'''
| Meatball
| Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
| Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
|-
|-
|[[File:Flour.png|50px]]
! [[File:Flour.png|64px]]
|'''Flour'''
| Flour
| Process one wheat.
| Process one wheat.
|-
|-
|[[File:Fries.png|50px]]
! [[File:Fries.png|64px]]
|'''Space Fries'''
| Space Fries
| Process one potato.
| Process one potato.
|-
|-
|[[File:Carrotfries.png|50px]]
! [[File:Carrotfries.png|64px]]
|'''Carrot Fries'''
| Carrot Fries
| Process one carrot.
| Process one carrot.
|-
|-
|[[File:Soydope.png|50px]]
! [[File:Soydope.png|64px]]
|'''Soy Dope'''
| Soy Dope
| Process one soybean.
| Process one soybean.
|-
|-
|[[File:Spaghetti.png|50px]]
! [[File:Spaghetti.png|64px]]
|'''Spaghetti'''
| Spaghetti
| Process one flour.
| Process one flour.
|-
|}
|}


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[[Category:Guides]]

Revision as of 19:53, 16 November 2014

Fullness

Template:Multiple image As you walk and move about on station, your starting nutrition bar will start to drain from starting green, down to dark red. The effects of fullness and hunger are inversely bad of each other, and it is best to keep a happy medium, else you will suffer one of the two extremes. So keep in mind how much you ate, or how long it was since you last ate, and you will be fine. If your hunger bar turns black you've eaten way too much.

Go with the rule that, "If you have a hard time getting it down, don't eat any more". Note that nutrition is typically slow-release, so if you don't fill up immediately, you will in the near future.

Starvation

If you drop to dark red, you move very slowly and your description reveals your lack of eating habits. You are starving, this is not good! You will move slowly until you eat some food, so head to the chef for a burger or slice of meatbread!

You can become fat from eating too much. This also, obviously, slows you down.

Drinks

Warning: A few of these recipies are beta code and so can't be made unless spawned.
Note
  • Kahlua = Coffee Liqueur
  • Vodka = Tunguska Triple Distilled
  • Whiskey = Uncle Git's Special Reserve
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Image Ingredients
File:AcidSpit.png Acid Spit
5 parts Wine, 1 part Sulphuric Acid
AlliesCocktail.png Allies Cocktail
1 part Classic Martini, 1 part Vodka
Aloe.png Aloe
1 part Watermelon Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Whiskey
Amasec.png Amasec
1 part Iron, 1 part Wine, 1 part Vodka
Andalusia.png Andalusia
1 parts Rum, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Lemon Juice
File:Antifreezeglass.gif Anti-Freeze
2 parts Vodka, 1 part Cream, 1 part Ice
Atomicbombglass.gif Atomic Bomb
10 parts B-52, 1 part Uranium
B-52.png B-52
1 part Irish cream, 1 part Kahlua, 1 part cognac
File:Bahamamamaglass.gif Bahama Mama
2 parts Rum, 2 parts Orange Juice, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part ice
BananaHonk.png Banana Honk
1 part Banana Juice, 1 part Milk Cream, 1 part Sugar
Barefoot.png Barefoot
1 part Cream, 1 part Vermouth, 1 part Berry Juice
BeepskySmash.gif Beepsky Smash
2 parts Lime Juice, 2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Iron
Bilk.png Bilk
1 part Beer, 1 part Milk
BlackRussian.png Black Russian
3 parts Vodka, 2 parts Kahlua
BloodyMary.png Bloody Mary
1 part Vodka, 2 parts Tomato Juice, 1 part Lime Juice
File:Boogerglass.gif Booger
1 part Cream, 1 part Banana, 1 part Rum, 1 part Watermelon Juice
BraveBull.png Brave Bull
2 parts Tequila, 1 part Kahlua
Brownstar.png Brown Star
2 parts Orange juice, 1 part cola
ChangelingSting.png Changeling Sting
1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Lemon Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Vodka
ClassicMartini.png Classic Martini
2 parts Gin, 1 part Vermouth
File:CafeLatte.png Cafe Latte
1 parts Robust Coffee, 1 part Space Milk
CubaLibre.png Cuba Libre
2 parts Rum, 1 part Cola
Demonsbloodglass.gif Demons Blood
1 part Space Mountain Wind, 1 part Rum, 1 part Blood, 1 part Dr. Gibb
DevilsKiss.png Devil's Kiss
1 part Blood, 1 part Rum, 1 part Kahlua
Driest Martini.png Driest Martini
1 part Nothing, 1 part Gin
ErikaSurprise.png Erika Surprise
1 part Ale, 1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Ice, 1 part Banana Juice
GinFizz.png Gin Fizz
2 parts Gin, 1 part Soda Water, 1 part Lime Juice
GinTonic.png Gin and Tonic
2 parts Gin, 1 part Tonic
File:Goldschlagerglass.gif Goldschlager
10 parts Vodka, 1 part Gold
Grog.png Grog
1 part Water, 1 part Rum
HippiesDelight.png Hippie's Delight
1 part Psilocybin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
File:Hooch.png Hooch
1 part Sugar, 2 parts Ethanol, 1 part Fuel (welder fuel)
IcedBeer.png Iced Beer
10 part Beer + 1 part Frost Oil OR 5 parts Beer + 1 part Ice
File:Iceteaglass.gif Iced Tea
1 part Ice, 3 parts Tea
File:Icecoffeeglass.gif Iced Coffee
1 part Ice, 3 parts Coffee
Irish Car Bomb.png Irish Car Bomb
1 part Irish Cream, 1 part Ale
IrishCoffee.png Irish Coffee
2 parts Irish cream, 2 parts Coffee
IrishCream.png Irish Cream
2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cream
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Image Ingredients
Kiraspecial.gif Kira Special
1 part orange juice, 1 part lime juice, 1 part soda water
Lemonade.png Lemonade
1 part Lemon juice, 1 part sugar, 1 part Water
LongIslandIcedTea.png Long Island Iced Tea
1 part Vodka, 1 part Gin, 1 part Cuba Libre, 1 part Tequila
Manhattan.png Manhattan
2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Vermouth
Manhattanprojglass.gif Manhattan Project
10 parts Manhattan, 1 part Uranium
Margarita.png Margarita
2 parts Tequila, 1 part Lime Juice
Mead.png Mead
1 part Sugar, 1 part Water, 1 part Universal Enzymes
IrishCream.png Milk Shake
2 parts Ice, 1 part Cream, 2 part Milk
Nukacolaglass.gif Nuka Cola
1 part Uranium, 6 parts Space Cola
Neurotoxin.png Neurotoxin
1 part Sleep Toxin, 1 part Gargle Blaster
GargleBlaster.gif Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster
1 part Gin, 1 part Vodka, 1 part Whiskey, 1 part Cognac, 1 part Lime Juice
File:Patronglass.gif Patron
10 parts Tequila, 1 part Silver
RedMead.png Red Mead
1 part Mead, 1 part Blood
Rewriter.png Rewriter
1 part Spacemoutainwind soda, 1 part Coffee
Sbiten.png Sbiten
1 part Vodka, 1 part Capsaicin
Screwdriver.png Screwdriver
2 parts Vodka, 1 part Orange Juice
Silencer.png Silencer
1 parts Nothing, 1 part Cream, 1 part Sugar
Singuloglass.gif Singulo
5 part Vodka, 1 part Radium, 5 part Wine.
SnowWhite.png Snow White
1 part Beer, 1 part Lemon Lime
SoyLatte.png Soy Latte
1 part Robust Coffee, 1 part Soy Milk
SyndicateBomb.png Syndicate Bomb
1 parts Whiskey Cola, 1 part Beer
TequillaSunrise.png Tequilla Sunrise
2 parts Tequila, 1 part Orange Juice
DoctorDelight.gif The Doctor's Delight
1 part Lime Juice, 1 part Tomato Juice, 1 part Orange Juice, 1 part Cream
ManlyDorf.png The Manly Dorf
2 parts Beer, 4 parts Ale
File:Threemileislandglass.gif Three Mile Island Iced Tea
10 parts "Long Island Iced Tea", 1 part Uranium
ToxinsSpecial.gif Toxins Special
2 parts Rum, 1 part Vermouth, 2 parts Plasma
VodkaMartini.png Vodka Martini
2 parts Vodka, 1 part Vermouth
VodkaTonic.png Vodka and Tonic
2 parts Vodka, 1 part Tonic
WhiskeyCola.png Whiskey Cola
2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Cola
WhiskeySoda.png Whiskey Soda
2 parts Whiskey, 1 part Soda Water
WhiteRussian.png White Russian
1 Black Russian, 1 part Cream

Food Recipes

Note: Milk, Berry Juice, Soy Sauce, Hot Sauce, Cold Sauce, and Soy Milk are all measured off of reagent units rather than containers. They can be poured directly into the microwave. Additionally, you only need atleast the suggested amount of those ingredients, instead of exactly the right amount.

Intermediate

Image Result Recipe Notes
Dough.png Dough Combine 1 bag of flour with 1 egg. You gotta start somewhere!
Flatdough.png Flat Dough Use your rolling pin on one dough.
Bun.png Bun Cook 1 Dough
Rawcutlet.png Raw Cutlet Cut 1 Meat
Meatball.png Meatball Microwave 1 Raw Meatball
Cutlet.png Cutlet Microwave 1 Raw Cutlet
Doughslice.png Dough Slice Cut 1 Flat Dough with Kitchen Knife
Cheesewedge.png Cheese Wedge Cut 1 Cheese Wheel with Kitchen Knife

Recipes

Image Result Recipe Notes
File:Telebacon.png Tele Bacon Microwave 1 Meat (or 1 Syntiflesh - creates Synthitelebacon), 1 Remote Signaler Device
Burger.png Burger Combine 1 Meat/Cutlet/Meatball/Sausage with Bun "I'M FUCKING TIRED OF BURGERS!"
Brainburger.png Brain Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain Rarely will you be able to make this.
Burger.png Cheese Burger Combine 1 cheese wedge with burger I like cheese.
Clownburger.png Clown Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask
Mimeburger.png Mime Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret
Tofubuger.png Tofu Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 tofu Melts your face!
Spell.png Spell Burger Microwave 1 Bun, 1 wizard hat You will eat this until you have had Ei Nath.
Burger.png Roburger Microwave 1 flour and Robot Head Beep boop.
Burger.png Ghostburger Combine 1 ectoplasm with 1 Bun SPOOKY!
Burger.png Slime Burger Microwave 1 units of Slime Jelly, 1 Bun
Burger.png Jelly Burger Microwave 5 units of Cherry Jelly, 1 Bun
Bigbite.png Big Bite Burger Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg Forget the Big Mac.
Superbite.png Super Bite Burger Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 5 units of Salt, 5 units of Pepper, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Boiled Egg If this doesn't clog their arteries, nothing will.
Sausage.png Sausage Microwave 1 Meatball with 1 Cutlet No description necessary!
Hotdog.png Hotdog Microwave 1 Sausage, 1 Bread Slice, 5 units of Ketchup A tube of salty goodness!
Cubancarp.png Cuban Carp Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chilli Pepper Slightly toxic, and very spicy.
Carpsandwich.png Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet Slightly toxic.
Fishfingers.png Fish Fingers Microwave 2 Flour, 1 Egg, 1 Carp Meat Slightly toxic.
Sandwich.png Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
File:Toastsand.png Toasted Sandwich Microwave 1 Sandwich
File:Toastsand.png Grilled Cheese Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Cheese Wedge
File:Toastsand.png Slime Toast Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5 units of Slime Jelly
File:Toastsand.png Jellied Toast Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5 units of Cherry Jelly
Sandwich.png Two Bread Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 5 units of Wine
Sandwich.png Slime Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 5 units of Slime Jelly
Sandwich.png Jelly Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 5 units of Cherry Jelly
Bread.png Bread Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Egg Sliceable.
Meatbread.png Meatbread Microwave 3 Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Meatbread.png Synthibread Microwave 3 Synthetic Meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable.
Tofubread.png Tofu-Bread Microwave 3 Tofu, 3 Cheese Wedges, 3 Dough Sliceable.
File:Xbread.png Xeno-bread Microwave 3 Xeno-meat, 3 Dough, 3 Cheese Wedges Sliceable. A fitting, and filling, end to xeno scum.
File:Bananabread.gif Banana-nut Bread Microwave 3 Dough, 5 units milk, 15 sugar 1 banana Sliceable. Contains a massive amount of banana essence.
Creambread.png Cream Cheese Bread Microwave 3 Flour, 2 cheese wedges. Sliceable.
Margheritapizza.png Margherita Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 4 Cheese Wedges, 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Mushroompizza.png Mushroom Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 5 any Mushrooms, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Meatpizza.png Meat Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 3 Meat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Meatpizza.png Syntipizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 3 Syntimeat, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Vegepizza.png Vegetable Pizza Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Eggplant, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Tomato Sliceable.
Spagettiboiled.png Boiled Spaghetti Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti.
Pastatomato.png Tomato Pasta Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 tomatoes.
Meatballspag.png Spaghetti & Meatballs Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatballs.
Meatballspag.png Spess Law Microwave 5 units of water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatballs.
Meatsoup.png Meatball Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
Nettlesoup.png Nettle Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
Wishsoup.png Wish Soup Microwave 20 units of Water I wish we had a chef.
Beetsoup.png Nettle Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Whiet Beet, 1 Cabbage For the inner Space Russian sleeping inside.
Vegesoup.png Vegetable Soup Microwave 10 units of Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
Tomatosoup.png Tomato Soup Microwave 10 units of water, 2 tomatoes.
Tomatosoup.png Blood Soup Microwave 10 units of blood, 2 blood tomatoes. Vampires love these.
Slimesoup.png Slime Soup Microwave 10 units of water, 5 slime jelly.
Milo.png Milo Soup Microwave 10 units of water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 Tofu
Vegesoup.png Mushroom Soup Microwave 5 units of water, 5 units of milk, 1 Chanterelle mushroom
Stew.png Stew Microwave 10 units of water, 1 meat, 1 tomato, 1 potato, 1 carrot, 1 eggplant, 1 mushroom.
Stew.png Stewed Soy Meat Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
Coldstew.png Cold Chili Stew Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
Hotstew.png Hot Chili Stew Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
File:Pie.gif Banana Cream Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 banana, 5 Sugar Contains a moderate amount of banana essence.
Berryclafoutis.png Berry Clafoutis Microwave 1 Flat dough, 1 Berry
Meatpies.png Meatpies Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Flat Dough Made of people, or not?
Meatpies.png Tofu Pie Microwave 1 Tofu, 1 Flat Dough
Xpie.png Xeno-pie Microwave 1 Xeno-meat, 1 Flat Dough A delicious end to the xeno threat.
Applepie.png Apple Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 apple
Applepie.png Apple Tart Microwave 3 Flour, 1 Egg, 5 units Sugar, 5 units Milk, 1 Golden Apple
Applepie.png Cherry Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 10 units sugar, 1 cherries
Pumpkinpie.png Pumpkin Pie Microwave 1 Flour, 1 Pumpkin, 1 egg, 5u milk, 5u sugar
Applepie.png Amanita Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Amanita
Applepie.png Plump Pie Microwave 1 Flat Dough, 1 Plump Helmet
Regularcake.png Regular Cake Microwave 3 Dough, 15 Sugar, 5 units Milk. Can be sliced.
Carrotcake.png Carrot Cake Microwave 3 Dough, 15 Sugar, 5 Units Milk, 3 Carrot Heals minor eye damage.
Cheesecake.png Cheese Cake Microwave 3 Dough, 15 Sugar, 5 units Milk, 2 Cheese Wedges Can be sliced.
Orangecake.png Orange Cake Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 2 Oranges Can be sliced.
Limecake.png Lime Cake Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 2 Limes Can be sliced.
Lemoncake.png Lemon Cake Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 2 Lemons Can be sliced. I'll burn your house down with those lemons.
Choccake.png Chocolate Cake Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 2 Chocolate Bars Can be sliced.
Birthday.png Birthday Cake Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 1 Cake Hat, 5 Units of Milk Sliceable.
Applecake.png Apple Cake Microwave 3 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 Units of Milk, 2 Apple Sliceable.
Regularcake.png Brain Cake Microwave 3 Flour, 5 units Milk, 3 Eggs , 1 Brain Can be sliced.
Donut.png Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar Security members recover morale quickly with these.
File:Jdonut1.gif Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units of Berry Juices Security members recover more morale with these.
File:Jdonut1.gif Slime Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units of Slime Jelly Security members recover more morale with these.
File:Jdonut1.gif Cherry Jelly Donut Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 units of Cherry Jelly Security members recover more morale with these.
File:Donut1.gif Chaos Donuts Microwave 1 Dough, 5 Sugar, 5 Hot Sauce (capsaicin), 5 Cold Sauce (frost oil) These are lethal when eaten.
File:Soylenvirdians.png Soylent Green Microwave 2 Human Meat, 3 Flour SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!
File:Soylenvirdians.png Soylen Viridians Microwave 3 Flour, 1 Soybean SOYLENT VERIDIAN IS PLANTS!
Boiledrice.png Boiled Rice Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Water
Ricepudding.png Rice Pudding Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Milk
Waffles.png Waffles Microwave 2 Dough, 10 Sugar
Roffle.png Roffle Waffles Microwave 2 Dough, 10 Sugar, 5 units of psilocybin.
Cheesefries.png Cheese Fries Microwave 1 Stack of fries, 1 Cheese Wedge Tasty, tasty cheese fries
AmanitaJelly.gif Amanita Jelly Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Amanitas Poisonous.
Cheesepmelet.png Cheese Omelet Microwave 2 Eggs, 2 Cheese Wedges Can eat these with fork.
Eggplantparmigiana.png Eggplant Parmigiana Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
Fortunecookie.png Fortune Cookie Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 5 sugar and 1 Piece of Paper with Prophecy
Cookie.png Cookie Microwave 5 units milk, 5 units sugar, 1 dough and a bar of chocolate Those who have a chocolate allergy beware.
Kebab.png Kabob Microwave 2 Human Meat, Metal Rod You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
Kebab.png Monkey Kabob Microwave 2 Monkey Meat, Metal Rod You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
Kebab.png Syntikabob Microwave 2 Synthmeat, Metal Rod You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
Kebab.png Kabob Microwave 2 Tofu, Metal Rod You get a metal rod back after eating. Misspelled as Kebab sometimes.
Bakedpotato.png Loaded Baked Potato Microwave 1 Potato, 1 Cheese Wedge
File:Meatstake.png Meat Steak Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Meat
File:Meatstake.png Syntisteak Microwave 1 unit of Salt, 1 unit of Black Pepper, 1 Syntimeat
Muffins.png Muffins Microwave 1 Dough, 5 units Milk, 5 units Sugar
Popcorn.png Popcorm Microwave 1 Corn Grab this and watch the fun beign.
Duff.gif Spacy Liberty Duff Microwave 5 units of Water, 5 units of Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps
Dionaroast.png Diona Roast Microwave 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple, 5 units of polyacid You monster, what the hell have you done. You KILLED THAT NYMPH. IT WAS SO DAMN CUTE.
Friedegg.png Fried-Egg Microwave 1 Egg, and one unit of salt and one unit of pepper.
Friedegg.png Boiled Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 5 units of water Because frying makes you fat.
Friedegg.png Chocolate Egg Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate Bar Banned in the Space Federation.
Slimegrey.png Boiled Slime Extract Microwave 5 Water, 1 Slime Extract
Donkpocket.png Warm Donk Pocket Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball Contains tricordrazine, until they cool.
Wingchu.png Wing Fang Chu Microwave 5 units of Soy Sauce, 1 Xeno-Meat At least it wasn't Head of Personnel's dog.
Taco.png Taco Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge Meaty!
Enchi.png Enchiladas Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn Spicy.
Monkeydel.png Monkies Delight Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 1 Flour, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper EE EEE!
Baguette.png Baguette Microwave 2 Dough, 1 Salt, 1 Pepper The mimes favorite.
Flatbread.png Flatbread Microwave 1 Flat Dough Bland but filling.
Clownstears.png Clown's Tears Microwave 10 units of water, a banana, and a piece of bananium Clowns don't cry.
Fishandchips.png Fish & Chips Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat
Stuffing.png Stuffing Microwave 1 bread, 1 salt, 1 pepper, and 5 water To be used with tofurkey, sorry, we couldn't afford turkey.
Tofurkey.png Tofurkey Microwave 2 pieces of tofu, and one piece of stuffing. This is really lame.
Pretzel.png Poppy Pretzel. Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough
Candiedapple.png Candied Apple Microwave 5 units of water, 5 sugar, 1 apple
Mint.png Mint Microwave 5 units of Sugar, 5 units of Frost Oil (or use the Sekrit 5 units of Toxins recipe) Minty fresh!
Herbsalad.png Herb Salad Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Apple Slightly poisonous.
Aesirsalad.png Aesir Salad Microwave 3 Ambrosia Deus Branch, 1 Golden Apple
Validsalad.png Valid Salad Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball Slightly poisonous.
Cracker.png Cracker Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 unit of Salt
Wrap.png Wrap Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage, 10 units of Soy Sauce
Beans.png Beans Microwave 2 Soybeans, 5 units of Ketchup
Benedict.png Benedict Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice
Meatbun.png Meat Bun Microwave 1 Meatball, 1 Cabbage, 1 Flour, 5 units of Soy Sauce
Icecreamsandwich.png Ice Cream Sandwich Microwave 1 Ice Cream, 5 units of Ice, 5 units of Cream
Notasandwich.png Not a Sandwich Microwave 2 Bread Slices, 1 Fake Moustache
Sugarcookie.png Sugar Cookie Microwave 1 Egg, 5 units of Milk, 5 units of Sugar
Friedbanana.png Fried Banana Microwave 1 Banana
Spiderlegcooked.png Boiled Spider Leg Microwave 1 Spider leg, 10 units of Water
Spidereggsandham.png Spider Eggs 'n' Ham Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Spider Meat, 1 unit of Salt
Sashimi.png Sashimi Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Meat, 5 units of Soy Sauce
Ruined Virus Dish Microwave 1 Virus dish FUCK SCIENCE, LYNCH THE VIROLOGIST

Reagents/Condiments/Recipes from Blending or Mixing

In order to mix some of these stuff, grab a beaker to hold some liquid such as milk or universal enzyme and mix it in with the blender. After which, grab the item you wish to blend with into the blender. You should hear something similar to mixing chemicals and poof, out comes your stuff magically. Some things require the juicer to be used instead, don't mix these up!

Image Blends Condiments
Nutriment.png Nutriment Blend any solid food.
Hotsauce.png Hot Sauce/Capsicum Oil Blend chillies.
Coldsauce.png Cold Sauce/Frost Oil Blend ice peppers.
Ketchup.png Ketchup Blend tomatoes.
Oliveoil.png Corn Oil Blend corn.
Soysauce.png Soy Sauce Blend 40 units Soy Milk and 10 units of sulphuric acid for 50 units of Soy Sauce
Soymilk.png Soy Milk Blend soy beans.
Flour.png Flour Grind wheat.
Cherryjelly.png Cherry Jelly Blend Cherries.
Rice.png Rice Blend Rice Stalk
Salt.png Salt Mix Sodium and Chlorine (from Chem Dispenser), Salt-shakers in cafe.
Pepper.png Pepper Pepper-mills in cafe.
File:Moonshine.PNG Moonshine Mix 10 nutriment and 5 universal enzyme.
File:Cheesewheel.gif Cheese Wheel Blend 40 milk and 5 universal enzyme.
File:Chocolatebar.gif Chocolate Bar Mix 2 units coco powder, 2 units milk (or soy milk), 2 units sugar
File:Tofu.gif Tofu Blend 10 soymilk and 5 universal enzyme.
File:Ginvodkaglass.gif Vodka 10 Potato Juice + 5 Enzyme
File:Ginvodkaglass.gif Sake 10 rice + 5 Enzyme
File:Kahluaglass.gif Kahlua 5 coffee + 5 sugar + 5 Enzyme
File:Wineglass.gif Wine Mix 10 berry juice and 5 universal enzyme.
File:Berryglass.gif Berry Juice Juice berries in the juicer.
File:Brownglass.gif Potato juice Put one potato in the juicer.
File:Orangeglass.gif Orange Juice Put one orange into the juicer.
File:Greenglass.gif Lime Juice Put one lime into the juicer.
File:Lemonglass.gif Lemon Juice Put one lemon into the juicer.
File:Brownglass.gif Watermelon Juice Put one watermelon slice into the juicer.
File:Sugar.gif Sugar Blend white beet or sugar cane.
File:Moonshine.PNG Sprinkles Blend donuts.

Ingredients from Processor

Some items will go through the processor, which is next to your microwaves. Experiment with it!

Image Processes Condiments
Meatball.png Meatball Process one slab of human or monkey meat.
Flour.png Flour Process one wheat.
Fries.png Space Fries Process one potato.
Carrotfries.png Carrot Fries Process one carrot.
Soydope.png Soy Dope Process one soybean.
Spaghetti.png Spaghetti Process one flour.
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