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=== Microwave Recipes ===


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! Image
! Image
! Result
! Result
! Recipe
! Ingredients
! Description/Notes
! Description/Notes
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! [[File:Burger.png]]
! [[File:jellyburger.png]]
| Burger
| Slime Burger
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Bun
| 5u Slime Jelly, 1 Bun
| A bloody burger.
| Culinary delight..? Slimy!
|-
|-
! [[File:Cheeseburger.png]]
! [[File:jellyburger.png]]
| Cheese Burger
| Jelly Burger
| Microwave 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Burger
| 5u Cherry Jelly, 1 Bun
| The cheese adds a good flavour.
| Culinary delight..?
|-
|-
! [[File:Burgerbaseball.png]]
! [[File:sandwich.png]]
| Homerun Burger
| Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Baseball Bat, 1 Bun
| 2 Bread Slice, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Batter up!
| A grand creation of meat, cheese, bread, and several leaves of lettuce! Arthur Dent would be proud.
|-
|-
! [[File:brainburger.png]]
! [[File:jellysandwich.png]]
| Brain Burger
| Slime Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Brain
| 2 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly
| A strange looking burger. It looks almost sentient. '''WARNING''' - Contains prions which cause Space Kuru!
| You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this... Slimy!
|-
|-
! [[File:clownburger.png]]
! [[File:jellysandwich.png]]
| Clown Burger
| Jelly Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Clown Mask
| 2 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly
| This tastes funny...
| You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this...
|-
|-
! [[File:mimeburger.png]]
! [[File:Notasandwich.png]]
| Mime Burger
| Not a Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Beret
| 2 Bread Slice, 1 Fake Mustache
| Its taste defies language.
| Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
|-
|-
! [[File:tofubuger.png]]
! [[File:EbiSushi.png]]
| Tofu Burger
| Ebi Sushi
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Tofu
| 1 Cooked Shrimp, 1 Boiled Rice
| What.. is that meat?
| A simple sushi consisting of cooked shrimp and rice.
|-
|-
! [[File:spell.png]]
! [[File:IkuraSushi.png]]
| Spell Burger
| Ikura Sushi
| Microwave 1 Burger, 1 Wizard Hat
| 1 Salmon Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice
| This is absolutely Ei Nath.
| A simple sushi consisting of salmon roe.
|-
|-
! [[File:roburger.png]]
! [[File:InariSushi.png]]
| Roburger
| Inari Sushi
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Robot Head
| 1 Fried Tofu, 1 Boiled Rice
| The lettuce is the only organic component. Beep.  '''WARNING''' - Contains nanomachines which turn people into cyborgs!
| A piece of fried tofu stuffed with rice.
|-
|-
! [[File:xenoburger.png]]
! [[File:SakeSushi.png]]
| Xeno Burger
| Sake Sushi
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Xeno Meat
| 1 Salmon Filet, 1 Boiled Rice
| Smells caustic. Tastes like heresy.
| A simple sushi consisting of raw salmon and rice.
|-
|-
! [[File:Ghostbur.PNG]]
! [[File:SmokedSalmonSushi.png]]
| Ghostburger
| Smoked Salmon Sushi
| Microwave 1 Ectoplasm, 1 Bun
| 1 Salmon Steak, 1 Boiled Rice
| Spooky! It doesn't look very filling.
| A simple sushi consisting of cooked salmon and rice.
|-
|-
! [[File:bigbite.png]]
! [[File:MasagoSushi.png]]
| Big Bite Burger
| Masago Sushi
| Microwave 1 Burger, 3 Meat, 1 Egg
| 1 Goldfish Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice
| Forget the Big Mac. THIS is the future!
| A simple sushi consisting of goldfish roe.
|-
|-
! [[File:superbite.png]]
! [[File:MasagoSushi.png]]
| Super Bite Burger
| Tobiko Sushi
| Microwave 1 Big Bite Burger, 5u Salt, 5u Pepper, 1 Dough, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Boiled Egg
| 1 Shark Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice
| This is a mountain of a burger. FOOD!
| A simple sushi consisting of shark roe.
|-
|-
! [[File:Burrito.png]]
! [[File:TobikoEggSushi.png]]
| Burrito
| Tobiko and Egg Sushi
| Microwave 1 Cutlet, 1 Beans, 1 Cheese Wedge, 1 Flat Dough, 5u Capsaicin Oil, 5u Rice
| 1 Tobiko Sushi, 1 Egg
| Meat, beans, cheese, and rice wrapped up as an easy-to-hold meal.
| A sushi consisting of shark roe and an egg.
|-
! [[File:Hotdog.png]]
| Hotdog
| Microwave 1 Sausage, 1 Bun
| A tube of salty goodness!
|-
! [[File:cubancarp.png]]
| Cuban Carp
| Microwave 1 Carp Fillet, 1 Dough, 1 Chili Pepper
| A grifftastic sandwich that burns your tongue and then leaves it numb!
|-
! [[File:carpsandwich.png]]
| Fillet -o- Carp Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Bun, 1 Carp Fillet
| Almost like a carp is yelling somewhere... Give me back that fillet -o- carp, give me that carp.
|-
! [[File:toastsand.png]]
| Toasted Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Sandwich
| Now if you only had a pepper bar.
|-
! [[File:jellytoast.png]]
| Slime Toast
| Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly
| A slice of bread covered with slime!
|-
! [[File:jellytoast.png]]
| Jellied Toast
| Microwave 1 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly
| A slice of bread covered with delicious jam.
|-
! [[File:twobread.png]]
| Two Bread
| Microwave 2 Bread Slice, 5u Wine
| It is very bitter and winy.
|-
! [[File:spagettiboiled.png]]
| Boiled Spaghetti
| Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti
| A plain dish of noodles, this sucks.
|-
! [[File:pastatomato.png]]
| Tomato Pasta
| Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Tomato
| Spaghetti and crushed tomatoes. Just like your abusive father used to make!
|-
! [[File:meatballspag.png]]
| Spaghetti & Meatballs
| Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 2 Meatball
| Now thats a nic'e meatball!
|-
! [[File:spesslaw.png]]
| Spess Law
| Microwave 5u Water, 1 Spaghetti, 4 Meatball
| A lawyers favourite.
|-
! [[File:Maccheese.png]]
| Macaroni Cheese
| Microwave 5u water, 5u milk, 1 cheese wedge, 1 macaroni twists
| The most comforting food in the world, according to Space Americans.
|-
! [[File:meatsoup.png]]
| Meatball Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meatball, 1 Carrot, 1 Potato
| You've got balls kid, BALLS!
|-
! [[File:nettlesoup.png]]
| Nettle Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 Nettle, 1 Egg, 1 Potato
| To think, the botanist would've beat you to death with one of these.
|-
! [[File:wishsoup.png]]
| Wish Soup
| Microwave 20u Water
| I wish this was soup.
|-
! [[File:beetsoup.png]]
| Beet Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 White Beet, 1 Cabbage
| Wait, how do you spell it again..?
|-
! [[File:vegesoup.png]]
| Vegetable Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 Carrot, 1 Corn, 1 Eggplant, 1 Potato
| A true vegan meal.
|-
! [[File:tomatosoup.png]]
| Tomato Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 2 Tomato
| Drinking this feels like being a vampire! A tomato vampire...
|-
! [[File:tomatosoup.png]]
| Blood Soup
| Microwave 10u Blood, 2 Blood Tomato
| Vampires love these.
|-
! [[File:slimesoup.png]]
| Slime Soup
| Microwave 10u of Water, 5u Slime Jelly
| If no water is available, you may substitute tears.
|-
! [[File:milo.png]]
| Milo Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 2 Soy Dope, 2 Tofu
| The universe's best soup! Yum!!!
|-
! [[File:vegesoup.png]]
| Mushroom Soup
| Microwave 5u Water, 5u Milk, 1 Mushroom
| A delicious and hearty mushroom soup.
|-
! [[File:chawanmushi.png]]
| Chawanmushi
| Microwave 5u Water, 5u Soy Sauce, 1 Chanterelle Mushroom, 2 Egg
| A legendary egg custard that makes friends out of enemies. Probably too hot for a cat to eat.
|-
! [[File:stew.png]]
| Stew
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 Meat, 1 Tomato, 1 Potato, 1 Carrot, 1 Eggplant, 1 Mushroom.
| A nice and warm stew. Healthy and strong.
|-
! [[File:stew.png]]
| Stewed Soy Meat
| Microwave 2 Soy Dope, 1 Carrot, 1 Tomato
|
|-
! [[File:coldstew.png]]
| Cold Chili Stew
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Ice Pepper, 1 Tomato
| Even non-vegetarians will LOVE this!
|-
! [[File:hotstew.png]]
| Hot Chili Stew
| Microwave 1 Meat, 1 Chili Pepper, 1 Tomato
| A five alarm Texan Chili!
|-
! [[File:donuts.png]]
| Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar
| Goes great with Robust Coffee.
|-
! [[File:donut_sprinkles.png]]
| Donut with Sprinkles
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 3u Sprinkles
| Goes great with Robust Coffee.
|-
! [[File:jdonut.png|50px]][[File:jdonut2.png|50px]]
| Jelly Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Berry Juices
| You jelly?
|-
! [[File:jdonut.png|50px]][[File:jdonut2.png|50px]]
| Slime Jelly Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Slime Jelly
| You jelly?
|-
! [[File:jdonut.png|50px]][[File:jdonut2.png|50px]]
| Cherry Jelly Donut
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Cherry Jelly
| You jelly?
|-
! [[File:donuts.png]]
| Chaos Donuts
| Microwave 1 Dough, 5u Sugar, 5u Hot Sauce (Capsaicin), 5u Cold Sauce (Frost Oil)
| Like life, it never quite tastes the same.
|-
! [[File:soylenvirdians.png]]
| Soylent Green
| Microwave 10u Flour, 2 Human Meat
| Not made of people. Honest.
|-
! [[File:soylenvirdians.png]]
| Soylen Viridians
| Microwave 10u Flour, 1 Soybean
| Not made of people. Honest.
|-
! [[File:Boiledrice.png]]
| Boiled Rice
| Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Water
| A boring dish of boring rice.
|-
! [[File:Ricepudding.png]]
| Rice Pudding
| Microwave 10u Rice, 5u Milk
| Where's the jam?
|-
! [[File:cheesefries.png]]
| Cheese Fries
| Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Fries. Covered in cheese. Duh.
|-
! [[File:AmanitaJelly.gif]]
| Amanita Jelly
| Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Amanitas
| Looks curiously toxic.
|-
! [[File:eggplantparmigiana.png]]
| Eggplant Parmigiana
| Microwave 2 Cheese Wedges, 1 Eggplant
| The only good recipe for eggplant.
|-
! [[File:popcorn.png]]
| Popcorn
| Microwave 1 Corn
| Now let's find some cinema.
|-
! [[File:duff.gif]]
| Spacy Liberty Duff
| Microwave 5u Water, 5u Vodka, 3 Liberty Caps
| Jello gelatin, from Alfred Hubbard's cookbook.
|-
! [[File:dionaroast.png]]
| Diona Roast
| Microwave 1 Diona Nymph, 1 Apple, 5u FluoroSulphuric Acid
| It's like an enormous, leathery carrot. With an eye.
|-
! [[File:egg.png]]
| Boiled Egg
| Microwave 1 Egg, 5u Water
| A hard boiled egg.
|-
! [[File:chocegg.png]]
| Chocolate Egg
| Microwave 1 Egg, 1 Chocolate Bar
| Such sweet, fattening food.
|-
! [[File:mysterysoup.png]]
| Mystery Soup
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 Burned Mess, 1 Tofu, 1 Egg, 1 Cheese Wedge
| The mystery is, why aren't you eating it?
|-
! [[File:Slimegrey.png]]
| Boiled Slime Extract
| Microwave 5u Water, 1 Slime Extract
| A boiled red thing.
|-
! [[File:Onionrings.png]]
| Onion Rings
| Microwave 1 Onion Slice
| Onion slices coated in batter.
|-
! [[File:donkpocket.png]]
| Donk Pocket
| Microwave 1 Dough, 1 Meatball
| The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
|-
! [[File:donkpocket.png]]
| Warm Donk Pocket
| Microwave 1 Donk Pocket
| The food of choice for the seasoned traitor.
|-
! [[File:Taco.png]]
| Taco
| Microwave 1 Dough Slice, 1 Cutlet, 1 Cheese Wedge
| Take a bite!
|-
! [[File:enchi.png]]
| Enchiladas
| Microwave 1 Cutlet, 2 Chili, 1 Corn
| Viva La Mexico!
|-
! [[File:monkeydel.png]]
| Monkey's Delight
| Microwave 1 Monkey Cube, 1 Banana, 10u Flour, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper
| Eeee Eee!
|-
! [[File:clownstears.png]]
| Clown's Tears
| Microwave 10u Water, 1 Banana, 1 Bananium Ore
| Not very funny.
|-
! [[File:fishandchips.png]]
| Fish & Chips
| Microwave 1 Fries, 1 Carp Meat
| I do say so myself chap.
|-
! [[File:stuffing.png]]
| Stuffing
| Microwave 1 Bread, 1u Salt, 1u Pepper, 5u Water
| Moist, peppery breadcrumbs for filling the body cavities of dead birds. Dig in!
|-
! [[File:tofurkey.png]]
| Tofurkey
| Microwave 2 Tofu, 1 Stuffing
| A fake turkey made from tofu.
|-
! [[File:pretzel.png]]
| Poppy Pretzel.
| Microwave 1 Poppy Seed, 1 Dough
| It's all twisted up!
|-
! [[File:candiedapple.png]]
| Candied Apple
| Microwave 5u Water, 5u Sugar, 1 Apple
| An apple coated in sugary sweetness.
|-
! [[File:mint.png]]
| Mint
| Microwave 5u Sugar, 5u Frost Oil (or 5u Toxin)
| Minty fresh!
| It is only wafer thin.
|-
! [[File:Beans.png]]
| Beans
| Microwave 2 Soybean, 5u Ketchup
| Musical fruit in a slightly less musical container.
|-
! [[File:Benedict.png]]
| Benedict
| Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Bread Slice
| There is only one egg on this, how rude.
|-
! [[File:Meatbun.png]]
| Meat Bun
| Microwave 1 Meatball, 1 Cabbage, 1 Dough, 5u Soy Sauce
| Has the potential to not be dog.
|-
! [[File:Icecreamsandwich.png]]
| Ice Cream Sandwich
| Microwave 1 Ice Cream, 5u Ice, 5u Cream
| Portable Ice-cream in it's own packaging.
|-
! [[File:Friedbanana.png]]
| Fried Banana
| Microwave 1 Banana, 10u Sugar, 5u Corn Oil, 1 Dough.
| Goreng Pisang, also known as fried bananas.
|-
! [[File:Spiderlegcooked.png]]
| Boiled Spider Leg
| Microwave 1 Spider Leg, 10u Water
| A giant spider's leg that's still twitching after being cooked. Gross!
|-
! [[File:Spidereggsandham.png]]
| Spider Eggs 'n' Ham
| Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Spider Meat, 1u Salt
| Would you eat them on a train? Would you eat them on a plane? Would you eat them on a state of the art corporate deathtrap floating through space?
|-
! [[File:Sashimi.png]]
| Sashimi
| Microwave 1 Spider Egg, 1 Carp Meat, 5u Soy Sauce
| Celebrate surviving attack from hostile alien lifeforms by hospitalising yourself.
|-
! [[File:boiledshrimp.png]]
| Boiled Shrimp
| Microwave 1 Shrimp, 5u Water
| Just one of the many things you can do with shrimp!
|-
! [[File:Wrap.png]]
| Wrap
| Microwave 1 Fried Egg, 1 Cabbage, 10u Soy Sauce
| The precursor to Pigs in a Blanket.
|-
! [[File:Herbsalad.png]]
| Herb Salad
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Apple
| A tasty salad with apples on top. Poisonous.
|-
! [[File:Aesirsalad.png]]
| Aesir Salad
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Deus Branch, 1 Golden Apple
| Probably too incredible for mortal men to fully enjoy.
|-
! [[File:Validsalad.png]]
| Valid Salad
| Microwave 3 Ambrosia Vulgaris Branch, 1 Potato, 1 Meatball
| It's just an herb salad with meatballs and fried potato slices. Nothing suspicious about it. Poisonous.
|-
|-
! [[File:TaiSushi.png]]
| Tai Sushi
| 1 Catfish Meat, 1 Boiled Rice
| A simple sushi consisting of catfish and rice.
|}
|}

Revision as of 23:10, 14 September 2020

Discord: OliOliOnsiPREE#0666
Other Account: Oli

Image Result Ingredients Description/Notes
Jellyburger.png Slime Burger 5u Slime Jelly, 1 Bun Culinary delight..? Slimy!
Jellyburger.png Jelly Burger 5u Cherry Jelly, 1 Bun Culinary delight..?
Sandwich.png Sandwich 2 Bread Slice, 1 Meat Steak, 1 Cheese Wedge A grand creation of meat, cheese, bread, and several leaves of lettuce! Arthur Dent would be proud.
Jellysandwich.png Slime Sandwich 2 Bread Slice, 5u Slime Jelly You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this... Slimy!
Jellysandwich.png Jelly Sandwich 2 Bread Slice, 5u Cherry Jelly You wish you had some peanut butter to go with this...
Notasandwich.png Not a Sandwich 2 Bread Slice, 1 Fake Mustache Something seems to be wrong with this, you can't quite figure what. Maybe it's his moustache.
EbiSushi.png Ebi Sushi 1 Cooked Shrimp, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of cooked shrimp and rice.
IkuraSushi.png Ikura Sushi 1 Salmon Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of salmon roe.
InariSushi.png Inari Sushi 1 Fried Tofu, 1 Boiled Rice A piece of fried tofu stuffed with rice.
SakeSushi.png Sake Sushi 1 Salmon Filet, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of raw salmon and rice.
SmokedSalmonSushi.png Smoked Salmon Sushi 1 Salmon Steak, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of cooked salmon and rice.
MasagoSushi.png Masago Sushi 1 Goldfish Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of goldfish roe.
MasagoSushi.png Tobiko Sushi 1 Shark Eggs, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of shark roe.
TobikoEggSushi.png Tobiko and Egg Sushi 1 Tobiko Sushi, 1 Egg A sushi consisting of shark roe and an egg.
TaiSushi.png Tai Sushi 1 Catfish Meat, 1 Boiled Rice A simple sushi consisting of catfish and rice.
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