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[center][b][u]Mike Bull[/u][/b][/center] [center][b]Versus the Doom Borgs[/b][/center] A play by [sign]

Introduction

This book is a guide for the director of Mike Bull Versus the Doom Borgs. You will need the following books:

• This book, the introductory text.

• Mike Bull Versus the Doom Borgs, Act I. Mike Bull and crew are hanging out in a salon. Mike Bull and crew realize the station's air has been stolen by an evil AI. They gather supplies and barricade the Mechanic's Bay. The borgs attack the Mechanic's Bay.

• Mike Bull Versus the Doom Borgs, Act II. After an explosion, the team is separated into Mike Bull's team defending the Mechanic's Bay and A.H.A.'s team which is fighting in the maintenance tunnels. AHA.'s team finds out the AI's terrible secret. Rola is wounded. Mike Bull's team finish making spacepods and escape. AHA and Sara die. Rola dies.

• Mike bull Versus the Doom Borgs, Act III. Mike Bull arrives safely and lays Rola's body to rest. He returns to the station to fight. He reunites with AHA who is - surprise - still alive, but Sara has been turned into a cyborg. Mike Bull and AHA free Sara. They all defeat evil AI Syndicate Overlord.

Cast of Characters

Races and costumes are suggestions.

◦Mike Bull. Human. Heroic mechanic with a heart of gold. Costume: Clown soldier's coat, baseball bat, red bandana.

◦Rola, funny love interest. Human. Costume: Sundress, scarves, pie.

◦A.H.A., shy and intelligent scientist. IPC or IRC. Costume: Olive green jacket, sunglasses.

◦Sara, funny and kind roboticist with a heart of gold. Unathi. Costume: Tango dress, labcoat. ◦Cyborg, evil minions. Costume: cardborg suit and helmet, toy sword.

Locations and Props

Props are suggestions. The director can also narrate these locations.

◾ Salon. Props: Dye Machine, sofa, plants, drinks.

◾ Mechanic's bay. Props: Computer, machine, wooden barricades. 'Spacepods' represented by large cardboard box.

◾ Maintenance tunnels. Props: Any spooky things, tanks, pipes.

◾ Space. Props: Astral carpet. Space carp.

◾ AI Chamber. Props: Toy AI.

[center][b][u]Mike Bull[/u] Versus the Doom Borgs[/b] [u]Act I[/u][/center] A play by [sign] [hr] [center][u]Scene 1[/u][/center] [u]Cast: Mike Bull, Rola, AHA, Sara. Cyborg voice from off-stage. Location: Salon. Rola is eating two pies at once. The rest of the crew are astonished.[/u]

[u][All at once][/u] Mike: Impossible! AHA: Incredible! Sara: No human would survive! All, except Rola: TWO PIES! [u][Rola starts to chomp down on the pies with a fork.][/u] AHA: Organics are a mystery... Mike: I wouldn't even try. Sara: I can't believe my eyes! [Rola finishes eating.] All, including Rola: TWO PIES!

[u][brief silence][/u]

Cyborg, [b]from off-stage[/b]: Attention. To reduce expenses, the station will no longer have air. Rola: I'm not hungry anymore.

[u][brief silence with lots of panicked movement][/u] AHA: We have to run! Sara: But how and where? Mike: The mechanics bay! We'll build our own escape! Rola: I'll bring some air!

[u][The crew grabs what they can and run off-stage. Alarms start to blare.][/u]

[u]End scene 1.[/u] [hr]

[center][u]Scene 2[/u][/center] [u]Cast: Mike Bull, Rola, AHA, Sara, Cyborg. Location: Mechanics Bay. Mike comes in dragging a locker with metal and glass. He is alone.[/u]

[u][Mike begins putting metal next to the machine.][/u] Mike: I'm starting from scratch. Mike: I don't have a prayer. [u][Mike turns to the audience][/u] Mike: I'm starting from scratch while the syndicate laughs from their evil lair! [u][Mike walks from one end of the stage to the other, dragging materials over as he sings.][/u] Mike: I'm making a path! Mike: To protect from their wiles! Mike: But all that I have is a baseball bat and a roguish smile! [u][Mike throws down the baseball bat.][/u]