RobBrown4pm Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Finally, a compliment about Security. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyass Posted November 11, 2016 Share Posted November 11, 2016 Nearly got the command ID and I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling admin and forcing the restart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cobradude Posted November 12, 2016 Share Posted November 12, 2016 I was dared to touch a SM, as much as I knew what would happen, I'm not one to turn down a dare. In trying to screenshot it, I got this lovely before and after of someone who clearly did NOT know what happened. Slings beware As I needed to leave after rolling traitor, I ahelped so that it would be given to someone else. Flattest instead told me to murder people, in exchange for one extra TC from him I had to yell a one-liner every time I killed someone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purpose2 Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 What happens when the HoP is inefficient. Basically I was hijack antag clown... I wrote myself a little note as if I was a Clown Planet Ambassador and proceeded to try to get all access (As is only appropriate...) Why is the firelock welded shut - is it to permit a line wrapping around the wall? HoP asked me to wait, got the CE to weld the firelock, then start spamming his flash on me.... because I asked for all access. Totes approps. Why is the clown's ID in the middle of the hallway, and why hasn't some member of the 'tide pocketed it? Alex Rockwall decided I must be an antag 15 mins in, and decided he'd chuck my ID into the hallway, as HoS or Captain, I forget which, I think HoS. The greytide rallied behind the clown due to the obvious injustice the clown was serving. One of the new tide who weren't witness showed up and stole it in the end... Alex then spent the rest of the shift brigging me for not having an ID or being upset that I didn't have an ID. Why is the HoP the farthest command member away from the console in the picture? He was getting fired. Is the HoS there to arrest the clown or do HoP duties? To steal the Clowns ID and throw it. Clown then started climbing over the desk to honk the HoS in person for that slight. Is the Captain shielding the HoP from the crowd or did he just demote the HoP? See previous answer. Demotion. What does Gloria Leios think about this? Who knows what Greys are thinking... Who stabbed the woman in blue at the bottom of the image? A member of sec who was chanting ClownLivesMatter How did this all happen by 12:21? Antag hop doesn't recognise syndicate greeting words. Also denies Clown all Access... it kinda spiraled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexpkeaton Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 What happens when the HoP is inefficient. Basically I was hijack antag clown... I wrote myself a little note as if I was a Clown Planet Ambassador and proceeded to try to get all access (As is only appropriate...) Why is the firelock welded shut - is it to permit a line wrapping around the wall? HoP asked me to wait, got the CE to weld the firelock, then start spamming his flash on me.... because I asked for all access. Totes approps. Why is the clown's ID in the middle of the hallway, and why hasn't some member of the 'tide pocketed it? Alex Rockwall decided I must be an antag 15 mins in, and decided he'd chuck my ID into the hallway, as HoS or Captain, I forget which, I think HoS. The greytide rallied behind the clown due to the obvious injustice the clown was serving. One of the new tide who weren't witness showed up and stole it in the end... Alex then spent the rest of the shift brigging me for not having an ID or being upset that I didn't have an ID. Why is the HoP the farthest command member away from the console in the picture? He was getting fired. Is the HoS there to arrest the clown or do HoP duties? To steal the Clowns ID and throw it. Clown then started climbing over the desk to honk the HoS in person for that slight. Is the Captain shielding the HoP from the crowd or did he just demote the HoP? See previous answer. Demotion. What does Gloria Leios think about this? Who knows what Greys are thinking... Who stabbed the woman in blue at the bottom of the image? A member of sec who was chanting ClownLivesMatter How did this all happen by 12:21? Antag hop doesn't recognise syndicate greeting words. Also denies Clown all Access... it kinda spiraled. I wish this forum had upvotes. You would have gotten one for this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allfd Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 NanoTrasen experimental weapons testing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citinited Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Incoming screenshot dump! After taking over the station, and having the nuke activated, the xenos managed to steal the nuke (which wasn't bolted down, for some reason). --- Simon was bored, so he ended up clowning around in escape. --- Kekyaya set up a chicken coop. Unfortunately things got a little out of hand... --- "Hihi is human chef, is be recommendings soylent greens yaya" --- The result of a fully-upgraded biogenerator, biomass-laden fruit, and too much time on his hands... --- We set up a TEG in atmospherics. Pretty fire! --- Fawkes set up a burn chamber in atmospherics... Then smashed it open. For science! -- Fawkes set a trap for the incoming nuclear operatives. (Disk not pictured) But it went wrong... --- James Friendly, the secretly-revolutionary Blueshield, invited command to dinner, along with 10 of his friends. Things went... somewhat badly. --- Kekyaya left command a nice note. --- Modified toxins setup. May as well put the distribution loop to use! --- PUSEN and the clown set up a merry-go-round with the new conveyor belt system. Simon redirected disposals into it, and added chutes that led into it. Naturally, security were not amused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holyass Posted November 14, 2016 Share Posted November 14, 2016 Meep Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LightFire53 Posted November 15, 2016 Share Posted November 15, 2016 It's not just any ordinary corgi/cat chimera! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeykins Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 GLOCK 9. Well, it does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Regen Posted November 16, 2016 Share Posted November 16, 2016 I quite enjoy this color forum and the NT background is almost the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purpose2 Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 oh god I was the clown that built the Merry-Go-Honk with PUSEN... This merry go round resulted in 3 perma briggings and my death at the hands of security. AN ADMIN HAS DELAYED THE RESTART. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sothangel Posted November 17, 2016 Share Posted November 17, 2016 10/10 would get perma'd over it again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duckchan Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 the NanoTrasen experimental super-cannon earlier posted in the thread, from a different angle Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citinited Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 GHETTO SPESSPOD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shadeykins Posted November 21, 2016 Share Posted November 21, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citinited Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 Who said the singularity was worse than the tesla?! Stuff and things in toxins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hylocereus Posted November 22, 2016 Share Posted November 22, 2016 A fate worse than death for all involved Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bidiguilo Posted November 24, 2016 Share Posted November 24, 2016 http://prntscr.com/db8kap lol this is pretty rare Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vivalas Posted November 25, 2016 Share Posted November 25, 2016 Who said the singularity was worse than the tesla?! Stuff and things in toxins Jesus without bombcap that bomb would have damn near destroyed the whole station, even from the testing range. Learning from Cuban Pete, are we? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansari Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 Praxis being honest I swear it was a mispell MedChem in a nutshell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Citinited Posted November 27, 2016 Share Posted November 27, 2016 Who said the singularity was worse than the tesla?! Stuff and things in toxins Jesus without bombcap that bomb would have damn near destroyed the whole station, even from the testing range. Learning from Cuban Pete, are we? That bomb is actually larger than the largest maxcap possible. And yeah, if it were detonated and there was no bomb cap, it'd probably completely obliterate science, and do damage up to around the cargo bay. Can't say I'm taking tuition from Cuban Pete myself though! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ziiro Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 As a borg one round, I got a law 0 that was "only Isaac davis is crew." I figured, "okay, I have no idea who that is. I will protect them." I found out it was the HoP, and kept passive tabs on them. Then my laws updated again. So, I had to protect the crew. I grabbed him by the hand ,dragging him to maintenance saying "I must save you." He asked "From what?" I replied "The oxygen." When he tried to run, I had to save him from himself, you see. I disabled him, ziptied him, and spaced him. "You will thank me for this later." That was the day I saved the crew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dumbdumn5 Posted December 1, 2016 Share Posted December 1, 2016 That's the best way to save them. That or a space suit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grongo Posted December 3, 2016 Share Posted December 3, 2016 why do i do this to myself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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