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9 hours ago, TDS said:

What do you do when CC sends someone to demote you for being a crappy head and letting prisoners die? Threaten to say the n-word, of course.

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Other things he did that round include the navy seals copy-pasta and saying he got demoted because he 'redpilled' command.

Man, and I thought I was a bitch.

Kinda explains the usually low effort appeals in the unban section.

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Alexei got gibbed by a bomb next to me as the shuttle was called. Unable to make it to medbay in time, their only option for survival was to be turned into a cake cat.
A syndicake-cat.

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This is the adventure of Bloom, the terrarium diona.

The terrarium was busy as a beehive, partly because of all the bees. While the other sisters worked on making nymphs, spreading glowshrooms and making tesliumatos, Bloom set out to grow and science the heck of some gnarly vines. After creating some acceptable seeds, she set out to spread life a safe distance from the terrarium.

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Miners and lizards came and went, the bodies of many rescued to be ascended to vegetablehood. Vines quickly expanded south, so Bloom set up some sandstone constructions to prevent them from interfering with the diona works.

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The sister that worked on the tesliumatos and tesliunettles joined Bloom to explore the extent of the vines. They had hardened on the north, and they forced them to take a detour.

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On the West a mining outpost was found, along with screams of spiders and gamma squads and whatnot. That sounded just a tad too unappealing so they headed East, to find some gnarly ruins just a short distance away.

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The terrarium's goal of spreading life was completed, but the island in the lava lake was still untouched. They looked around for a ledge they could jump to.

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Bloom asked the sister to be thrown over the scorching fumes towards the ledge. As impossible as it seemed, if anyone was to succeed it had to be a diona.

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In a mere fraction of a second, Bloom withered and shriveled into a clump of charred weeds. She had made it tho... but alas, to what fate! A turret was still active in the middle of the rubble, pinning her down within an instant of her body regenerating enough to stand. With no means to fight back, it should have been the end. Except...

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A space vines major victory! The turrets were soon obscured and crunched by flowering vines! Bloom started to make her way through the derelict outpost, using the tesliunettles to remove the dangerous venus flowers.

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To great disappontment, power was long gone in the bar, now a eerie mix of plasma, burnt tiles, lava glow and looming vines.

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Meanwhile, the main station had started the self destruction sequence due to rampant spiders. But not even a nuclear detonation was going to stop Bloom now.

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Some sort of "death squid" was now dispatched to finish the last survivors. Rummaging through the rubble, Bloom found a funny headset and proceeded to inform the squids that they had no power there.

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The squids attempted to enter lavaland, but were immediately deterred by the expanding vines. So was the terrarium's goal finally secured.

As for Bloom, she spent the rest of her time talking to the extremely disturbed nymphs that awoke inside her, in the middle of a hellscape.

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I make art.
Captain tried to have me arrested for it.
Engineering tried to cover it up.
But I make art.

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15 hours ago, Pckables said:

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I make art.
Captain tried to have me arrested for it.
Engineering tried to cover it up.
But I make art.

I`ll pay you five credits and a corgi for the whole thing.

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How the turns have tabled

7 hours ago, TDS said:

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Those sentient mobs are pretty tough. Butterfly eats spider.

How the turns have tabled....

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Not as beautiful as the cable art but beauty is in the eye of the beholder anyways.

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Welcome to Speckels clinic of honk&malpractice.

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Sadly there wasn't enough room to build a cloner ... maybe someday.

 

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How to be ready for Ashwalkers without leaving the veterinary:

1. Shotgun with +20 shells.
2. AoE incendiary grenade
3. Molotov
4. Strategically placed fuel tank
5. Table barricades
6. Hacked machines for munchies.
7. Stationary medibot.
8. Bolted external airlocks.
9. Cigs.
 

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Just a casual meeting at maint. This poor person was attacked horrendously; they were incapacitated and placed into "the goat room." 🐐🐐

 

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This one is a month old. Had a small talk with J'eff in front of the bridge. The clown appears and thinks out loud, or visual. What results is my spaceman in a nutshell.

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