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Nukie forgot to put magboots on.
Nukie forgot to get a hardsuit.
Nukie forgot to even get the NAD.

But what did nukie remember to do?
 

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To get a macrobomb and attempt to hijack the shuttle.

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Everything goes to hell on the station, meanwhile not so far away a new civilization of golems, cows, dionas is born... with a little help from one human. ;) Whoever was there, I really enjoyed that round, folks! 

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Blob was spawned in the Russian Gateway, and it left a message for them.

The Russians promptly nuked it out of existence.

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On 3/23/2019 at 12:00 PM, gangelwaefre said:

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A continuation.

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An omen.

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A day in the life of an atmos tech and his mysteriously hudded pipes.

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A day in the life, and aftermath, of a mouse.

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I never realized until then that outpost to construction could be bridged. Bridges don't work over random level transitions, but that one is fixed.

Atmos pic shows the tank purging to avoid storing plasma with some air residuals.

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No man has ever had a worse day than me on that round.Bad_day.thumb.png.f89e34a183934cac124ccf4ebaa16ce7.png

The paragraph of ranting in the screenshot doesn't even begin to describe the horrors of working under the chef. I was full of meat that was made out of my old body after I got cloned, we regularly got attacked by giant spiders and different variants of Goats (including a Goat that came out of blood like a slaughter demon) and at one point the Chef put me on a meat spike which he regretted so much that he ended up gibbing himself. After I took over the kitchen I was set on arrest for some reason (maybe because an officer mistook a spider on a meat hook for a real one and emptied his lasers into it). I went in prison for over 10 minutes. After coming out I decided to retire the chef life and gave my chef hat to some assistant who had worked in the kitchen while I was in prison. As I tried to fully leave this life behind I was suddenly abducted by aliens and teleported BACK INTO THE GODDAMN KITCHEN. This is where the screenshot happened. I was literally unable to stand up. Then I proceeded to randomly emit EMPs until I died of oxygen loss. The End.

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The most infamous words uttered before the destruction of a station via strike team: 
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On 5/5/2019 at 6:22 AM, Allfd said:

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The only reason the clown is tied to that chair is because he tried to feed me toilet water from his Jolly Jug.

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Vaal and I ensured all trash was properly sterilized by chucking it into a chamber with 1.5 million kPa of superheated CO2. We also added some plasma statues and oxygen canisters for good measure.

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CE decided to run 6 teslas in containment at once. CE forgot to set engine SMES to charging. Containment ran out of power. 6 Teslas were unleashed on the station, CC announced reality breaking down and then...the teslas turned into bananas.

 

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21 minutes ago, TDS said:

CE decided to run 6 teslas in containment at once. CE forgot to set engine SMES to charging. Containment ran out of power. 6 Teslas were unleashed on the station, CC announced reality breaking down and then...the teslas turned into bananas.

 

 

Earlier that shift, when everything was still as-usual, IAA's were doing IAA things as-usual.

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You could only imagine how a shift could end up so, that a syndie, as here seen, is inside the Central Command, driving his sports car - in DeathSquad suit...

 

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after he had killed half the DS back in the station, while wearing an ERT armor...

 

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...and after having finished the rest of DS off at CC, along with a Spec Ops officer, by sneaking in there camoflaged as a DS commando.

 

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Don't attempt to do this.

Because as i found it, creating over 120 stable mutagen clones, creates terrible lag for a bit.

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4 hours ago, Easju said:

Don't attempt to do this.

Because as i found it, creating over 120 stable mutagen clones, creates terrible lag for a bit.

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My favorite image is the one in the bottom right - a Shesi family, the father, mother and daughter, sitting at a table.

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What do you do when CC sends someone to demote you for being a crappy head and letting prisoners die? Threaten to say the n-word, of course.

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Other things he did that round include the navy seals copy-pasta and saying he got demoted because he 'redpilled' command.

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